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those who drive down the motorway slip road at 50mph
those who think that soaps are important
anyone who uses the term darkside
anyone who believes advert content


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 7:29 pm
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[s]m[/s]Middle class grammar checking


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Posted : 10/09/2011 7:33 pm
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There should be a full stop after 'checking'.

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Sorry.


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 7:42 pm
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😆
I got warned for this a while ago.... 😆


 
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Posted : 10/09/2011 7:48 pm
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Are these any relation to Yeti?


 
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those who think that soaps are important

Ohhhh nooooo!

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Are these any relation to Yeti?


Same dentist, I believe.


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 8:44 pm
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People who say they are "players".

Isn't that just another way of saying lying scheming and manipulative?


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 8:52 pm
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People who litter.


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 8:57 pm
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The BBC.

Well, the person(s) at the Beeb, who decided some years back, that the nation, would like Jonathan Ross to be on air for so many hours a week.

Trumped only by those who subequently replaced him with Graeme Norton and latterly John Bishop.

Bell ends, the lot of 'em. Oh, and thanks for all the friggin' repeats.


 
Posted : 10/09/2011 9:53 pm
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If there's one thing I hate it's intolerance.


 
Posted : 11/09/2011 9:44 pm
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Those that get annoyed over sod all.


 
Posted : 11/09/2011 10:53 pm
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People with a chip on their shoulder that blame the world for everything instead of getting of their axxes and doing something about it.

People who commit genocide
People who fill mugs of tea/coffee right to the top
People of say 'oh yeh I remember now' after the answer is given in a quiz game.
People who appear to suddenly become doctors when you're ill. I have a cold translates to i'm having kidney failure!


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 8:33 am
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People who commit genocide

Don't be so petty.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 9:26 am
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people who win big prizes who aren't me.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 9:27 am
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People who leave car park pay and display stickers on the car window so they can't see out of It properly at junctions.
I actually seen a woman with about six of them stuck to her drivers side window and ducking to see out at a junction.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:07 am
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Anyone who uses the term "colourway" in a non-ironic sense is an utter bellend and should be shot.

Twice.

There are lots of instances of non-bike related rage inducing behaviour which have already been covered or are generally accepted to be utterly vile.

My own annoyances which drive me to distraction include people who insist on having loud, shouty and banal conversations on early morning trains, the inoffensive looking girl in floaty skirts who always seems to find me wherever I'm sat on the train and who seems to suffer from uncontrollable flatulence and anyone I've met who proclaims lifelong support for a political party because it's a family tradition.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:26 am
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floaty skirts

hubba


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:28 am
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People that get pleasure out of the wun-undreff post in a thread.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:38 am
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😀


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:43 am
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Drivers who can't keep a constant speed on the motorways and accelerate when you go to overtake them. They're usually sat in the middle lane as well.

Bus drivers who don't seems to undertand that just becuase you have indicated it doesn't mean there is automatically a gap there, there might be a car there, mine for instance.

People who say they are "mad" or worse a "mad head". You're not, you're an idiot.

Bad grammar, normally when spoken. I have a girlfriend and a mother who are teachers so this may be a trait I have gained from them. (Cue being picked up for bad grammar in this post...).

Lateness, If we agreed 1pm it means I expect you to be there by 1pm, not 5 past and certainly not half past.

I think that will do to begin with.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 10:53 am
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Have to agree on people who litter. And especially those who smash glass bottles in the park where kids play. What is going on in these people's minds?


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 11:09 am
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the SNP


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 11:11 am
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Eddie Jordan!


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 11:11 am
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Sorry, but the pretty train girl in the floaty skirt is way worse than any of the above.

Can anyone suggest an appropriate course of action for dealing with her?


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 11:19 am
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These things:

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LED running lights.

THE ABSOLUTE pinnacle of useless bell-endery. NOTHING tops them. They are not cool. They are tat. Useless, chavvy, piss-boiling crap.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 11:24 am
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Dog owners who don't pick up their dog's poo.

Drivers with sat navs stuck on right in the middle of their windscreen.

Riders who block the trail when they stop.

People who think it's OK to park in parent and child spaces despite not having kids because kids can walk so don't need special spaces 🙄


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 12:27 pm
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middle class bellends with trollies in Tesco that think it's fine to ram your ankles with that kiddie car that's attached to the front, mutter "sorry" while chatting to another baby machine about how their sh*t machine eats organic cashew nuts........ggrrrr!!!

People who wear those "geek" glasses in photo's because it's a jolly good laugh

anyone who uses the term *insert word here* chic to describe the clothes they're wearing

People who think they can play guitar but all they know is 3 oasis tunes

People who have kids and turn into morons and lose their whole identity and use phrases like "well the book doesn't say that"

People who breast feed their kids way past when they should have stopped

Card drives/lorry drivers/cyclists (yes,cyclists too) who only think about the bubble they live in and seem to do whatever they want causing mayhem on the roads

Beyonce, Bono, Geldof (and his offspring) Katona, any footballer, people who talk about football like it makes a difference

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Oh, and anyone who tries to belittle what happened on 9/11 because they can spit out how many were killed in Rwanda or the flipping Hatfield train crash, just because you read one Mark Thomas book doesn't mean that something very very terrible happened and it should be treated with respect.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 12:28 pm
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Oh, and anyone who tries to belittle what happened on 9/11 because they can spit out how many were killed in Rwanda or the flipping Hatfield train crash

Or Hiroshima?
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bang-were-all-dooooommmmeddddddddddd#post-2951492


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 12:53 pm
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"People who want to talk work at you when you've just managed to steal ten minutes to throw something resembling lunch down your throat"
fully agree especially if it is a weekend when they are unpolitley told to go away


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 2:09 pm
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Eddie Jordan!

+1


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 2:14 pm
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Oh, and anyone who tries to belittle what happened on 9/11 because they can spit out how many were killed in Rwanda or the flipping Hatfield train crash, just because you read one Mark Thomas book doesn't mean that something very very terrible happened and it should be treated with respect.

Or people that believe the lives of Americans are much more important than those of Iraqis, Afghanis or ****stanis.


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 2:18 pm
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Jesus, It's like having a stalker on here sometimes!!

Floaty skirt (tights on, sorry)
caught the train this morning, sat next to a nice old lady who told me all about her son's painful foot!! (was that you PJM?)
no farting though, sorry


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 2:28 pm
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People who say "pacific" when they mean "specific".
Click...bang!

People whose idea of music is something that goes DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF.....


 
Posted : 12/09/2011 2:33 pm
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