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Friends 'broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin'
I would have expected it off Joey & Chandler, but if this is true Monica has let herself down.
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I don't normally read the Daily mail, but made an exception for this headline...
Dorking Advertiser a few years back. Front page lead.
Man lying in road hit by car
Drunk woman throws chips at police officer
Saw that on a billboard outside a newsagents years ago
50% of people are against domestic violence.
From the BBC a few years ago.
[url= http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/714925-w-k-tells-f-king-to-get-a-grip ]W**k tells f***ing to get a grip[/url]
"Berserk Kirkcaldy Man Kills Budgie"
"Young Boys ****dorf erection relief"
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I always liked this one.
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Excellent thread haha!
Me and a mate at home update each other with funny headlines from the Burton Mail (Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire)
"Homeless drunk's trolley dash after caravan torched"
"Lesbian trashed ex-lovers flat"
"Man, 24, bit off pals ear"
"Driver downed 14 pints"
[url= http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/explosives-could-be-used-to-shift-frozen-cows-1-2239095 ]Explosives could be used to shift frozen cows[/url]
The Argus in Newport had this gem outside a newsagent on one of its adds
Sword swallowers tarantula terror
Personal favourite:
"Woman in sumo wrestler suit assualted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar"
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