[Closed] Friday's sillyness thread

I think this is a 'you had to be there' lolcat moment... but,
Last night me and the kid took hound out on our bikes. Riding down a track, dog off lead, kid in front (he was racing me).
Suddenly dog veers off to path on the right in "attack cat" mode... even more suddenly black and white cat bombs out from the path...
straight under Dezb jr's bike! Front wheel rolls the cat on it's back, rear wheel rolls over cat's belly! Cat squirms leaps up, knocks over bike (I'm giggling as I'm typing this, so hope you're with me) Jr. hits ground, cat disappears in a blur of paws and fur.
The boy looks round and says "Poor cat."

Then realises he's smacked his knee on the path and starts feeling his own pain.
Meanwhile hound is leaping around "Where'd that damn cat go?"

Tried to remain straight faced while comforting boy. Can laugh now. Thank you.

TeeJ to the thread please....possibility of dog not under close control 😀

There's nothing quite as hilarious as injured animals, is there.

Well, it lasted 4 posts.

You calling my son an animal? People have died for less

Well, it lasted 4 posts

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Couple of randoms that make me chuckle.

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Oh well

http://www.wimp.com/ammaru/

Could be a child's face...
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http://www.wimp.com/bicycleairport/

[url= http://www.wimp.com/finesand/ ]http://www.wimp.com/finesand/[/url]

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got reminded of these on another thread..

possibly NSFW.... no nudity or nuffink, just a swear word

[url= http://animalsbeingdicks.com ]Animals being ****s[/url]

Plenty of amusing gifs on there.

EDIT - Swear word on main page. You have been warned.

MrSparkle that vid is great, really made me chuckle!

Thanks for that MrSparkle 😆

Heh.. black leathers chappy is not happy - I was expecting him to kick off 🙂

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Just spotted this, with the strapline "[url= http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-never-guess-what-this-ad-is-about/ ]You'll never guess what this is advertising[/url]". Awesome job.

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A mate sent me this, watched it seven times today.

**EDIT NSFW Lyrics

Another NSFW, but still funny.

[url= http://gawker.com/5809362/movie-theater-turns-customers-angry-voicemail-into-anti+texting-psa ]article here.[/url]

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cat in a bowl. get it!

Overheard blokey conversation: "My ex-wife, who took all my ****ing money, had more degrees than a protractor, but she still couldn't bake pastry. Pastry is a Science!"

made me laugh anyway. do you reckon he was an engineer or an IT specialist?

Another NSFW, but still funny.

I was gutted when I found out this was fake

Wozza, that is inspired... 😆

two of my favourite things, wu tang and my little ponies...

Only got one of my huge collection of my little ponies left, and that's got a leopard print g-string wrapped round it's neck. (lets not go therrrre)

I was gutted when I found out this was fake

Stephen Hawking has admitted that, if in great pain, he may consider assisted suicide.

Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.

I've been getting a lot of jewish jokes txt'd to me recently, I'd just like to say, please stop, they're offensive Anne Frankly they're not funny

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One of my personal faves. 😀

this always makes me laugh until I wee

trickydisco, that over 50 pic took me a while but it's bloody brilliant!

lol Tazzy. overheard conversation 2: "I've got my Ken's teeth done, come the day he is chewing.... shall I send this steak back ? Rod Stewart is in Las vegas" bizare but true old ladies.

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Does that make it more or less funny?

I don't know. Good question though.

god bless Mr weeble