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Men who wear out their pockets by putting their spare change straight into them.
how naive of me to think my pocketsses were for putting things in 🙁
People who think it's so wonderully clever and ironic to subtly have a go at themselves on threads like this.
is anyone left ?
Chav women on friday nights in manchester city centre shouting to their squabbling boyfriend "Leave it Wayne, leave it, it's not wurff-it"....
People who wear white trainers....
Yellow shoes.
Well that's put paid to my plans for today (I was thinking of putting stuff in my pockets while wearing my new white trainers). Bugger!
People who say "My Bad"
"The Prius is one of the least environmentally friendly cars on the market."
Old internet myths that wouldn't keep being recycled if people bothered to spend 5 minutes on Google.
Drivers who can't be bothered to indicate.
People who can't leave their mobile phone alone for more than 0.01 seconds.
Local radio.
Anything to do with X-factor/ballroom/skating/got talent nonsense.
R&B / soul / motown /urban music.
What has the makings of a good film being right royally ruined by being given the Hollywood Blockbuster touch.
Slough.
Bad punctuation and grammar, especially misuse of the apostrophe.
Some other things that I really can't remember right now.
Status updates on Facebook.
Men who choose the middle of 3 empty urinals where there is no barrier between them
People who take threads like this far too seriously.
Men who choose the middle of 3 urinals when one (and only one) of the end ones is in use.
People who use a middle initial in their name
eg Michael C. Hunt
you 'orrible lot
Chavs
People who look down on those more successful than themselves
Public disorder (covers chav children in supermarkets to bar brawls)
Cliques
Sanctimonious hypocritical religious types
People who wear brown shoes and or belts with black suits
People who think I will know how to do some inane task in Word because I work 'in computers'
People who don't respect their partners as equals
Phew. There's nothing like a good moan on a Friday 🙂
Old internet myths that wouldn't keep being recycled if people bothered to spend 5 minutes on Google.
Only if youre selective about what you read. I am yet to be convinced that any of the defenders of the Prius have accounted for the embedded energy (specifically due to the nickel)
Men who choose the middle of 3 empty urinals where there is no barrier between them
There is no logic to selecting a urinal!
Men who undo their belt and completely open their trousers to take a slash in the urinals 😐
Status updates on Facebook.
That reminds me of another one:
People who put photos of their kid(s) as their profile photo on Facebook.
WTF!?!
Does having children mean you cease to exist as an individual in your own right?
(I'm a proud parent too, btw!)
"People who can't be bothered to think up their own ideas and simply invert or respond to comments other people have made."
What he said.....
The scum that live of our taxes and can't be bothered to get off their backsides and make a living for themselves... ok not so petty.
People that eat celery... it green cardboard for f&5cks sake!
"People who put photos of their kid(s) as their profile photo on Facebook.
WTF!?!"
...........and i've promptly changed my profile pic of my 10 month old boy in his cycling jersey
100!
...........and i've promptly changed my profile pic of my 10 month old boy in his cycling jersey
Oops! 😉
Latvian undertakers
People who sign off forum posts
BB
The mindless idiots who buy their lunch at tescos when theres a local sandwich shop about 100 yards away.
People who assume that just because a shop is local and independant they must be good and automatically deserve your custom.
People who wear shirts with the top button done up and no tie.
People who wear shirts with the top button done up and no tie.
I thought that's what smart casual meant? It's pretty much any man wears at work since we went smart-casual. 🙂 same as before - no tie.
Empathy - I mean, what's the point?
😉
Women who use pushchairs as a weapon on a high street.
If you've ever tried to use a pram on a high street you'd understand why.
Implant scars
You mean you actually notice the scars?
People who cough and sneeze all over the place.
Men in pink jumpers or shirts or who have manicures.
People at work who can't dress for winter and expect to have the heating on tropical while they continue to wear short sleeves and bare legs.
People who won't use the filter exit lanes on roundabouts and end up queueing out into the roundabout.
Loads more, but those will do for a start. I'm generally grumpy and feeling predjudiced at the moment though 'cos I'm ill 🙁
"EDIT: Whilst we're at it, people who irrationally hate Prius drivers. Sure there are probably some people who think they're holier than thou, but what if you just want a big low emissions car? Don't be such dicks."
They aren't any more Eco friendly than one of the new Eco diesels by vauxhall or ford, they're ugly, slow, drive like crap and expensive.
Plus they aren't even a "big" car! Boot is very shallow, you'd struggle to get 2 peoples luggage in the boot for a week away.
People who sign off with "Kind Regards"
Ugg boots everywhere but especially men wearing Ugg boots...yes, its true...I've seen it...
twohats - It's irrelevant whether or not i've pushed a pram in the high street! The fact is, I go out my way to avoid pram pushers but still somehow manage to get clattered. Surely I have as much right as the pram pusher to be there?! They should be willing to move out the way of people as well, instead of bashing into them!
Bosses. Hate 'em.
Not to be confused with excrescences.
which can move easiest you on your own or a person with a pram? If you cannot do this thought excercise replace pram with shopping trolley.They should be willing to move out the way of people as well,
intolerance and this is all this thread is.
Kind regards (for mountain carrot)
There is no logic to selecting a urinal!
[url= http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/Challenge.htm ]HOW TO CHOOSE A URINAL [linky][/url]
There is no logic to selecting a urinal!
Yes there is, unfortunately the algorithm breaks down when there are an even number of urinals.
[url= http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urinal-protocol-vulnerability/ ]See here[/url]
SO when you're pushing a trolley in a supermarket, you have numerous collisons and people blasting down aisles clipping peoples legs and ankles? Didn't think so!
[s]@BlingBling -
There is no logic to selecting a urinal!
[url= http://www.funnyearth.com/html/games/Choose_The_Correct_Urinal.php ]Oh yes there is![/url][/s]
Edit - People who don't notice that someone else has already posted the same reply to a post as they are about to.
People who won't re-cycle, even though they have several waste bins provided.
People who buy beautiful, old character properties, do them up by over modernising them, stripping them of all the origional features to get a quick sale.
Male drivers who have no patience when I'm in the car looking for a house number in the dark.
Middle urinal standers?
They only want to look at your todger, give them a break!
lol at the use of the word 'todger' 😆
[i]People who buy beautiful, old character properties, do them up by over modernising them, stripping them of all the origional features to get a quick sale.[/i]
I'm going to suggest that this is a very niche prejudice, or you've some-one in mind...
Lazy selfish people annoy me.
People with wheel size prejudice
People that come to my door to preach their religion.
Had one come around the other day to say "do you have any interest in mankind's future".
Well as I am part of the niche group, of course I do you ****ing moron, but I don't think it's reliant on any religion.
Women drivers who get in my way crawling along looking at house numbers because they don't know where they're going.
"Only if youre selective about what you read. I am yet to be convinced that any of the defenders of the Prius have accounted for the embedded energy (specifically due to the nickel) "
The materials for the battery are only a small part of the total energy required to make the car. And the total energy required to make the car is only a small part of the energy it will consume over its lifetime.
I know this because I spent 5 minutes on Google.
Well as I am part of the niche group, of course I do you ****ing moron
I don't think that follows, surely there are niche groups uninterested in mankind's future ? Particularly most of the religions who already have it planned out.
People at work who say "see you later" as they leave......
NO I'M NOT GOING TO SEE YOU LATER, I AM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE AND WON'T SEE YOU TILL THE NEXT DAY OR MONDAY.
People who say 'Map 🙄 ' when asked which SatNav they'd recommend.
Drivers who try and teach other drivers a lesson.
(Apart from driving instructors, I'll allow them).
People at work who say "see you later" as they leave......
Just mutter "see you next tuesday" back at them and see how long you can get away with it for.
human beings
I AM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE AND WON'T SEE YOU TILL THE NEXT DAY OR MONDAY.
How is that not later then ?
People who advertise "original features" as though they are a good thing. No, I want double glazing, not ancient sash windows.
People with a chip on their shoulder because they didn't go to Uni.
People who throw cigarette ends on the floor.
People who think getting drunk every Friday and Saturday is an acceptable "hobby".
People who assume that because something is more expensive it is better.
Left wingers (political)
Football fans who don't play themselves.
Fat people.
Sure there's more...
Postmen who strike?
there's a song about talking on the phone that goes 'how can you see me later when you can't see me now'
'how can you see me later when you can't see me now'
Why would you not be able to see someone later just because you can't see them now ?
Gosh, [i]this is[/i] confusing 😯
The yoofs that think its cool to wear their jeans hanging off their arse.
I find it really difficult to stop myself doing a MC Hammer impression when they do it. Cant touch this...
Fat knacker's
People who stand too close to you when you are paying up in shops
People that don't drink (booze)
1.coucils that expect you to wash, sort and recycle various items into several ****in bins of differing colours all made from a non-recyclable plastic. In addition since when does the public have to act as a materials recovery facilty, that's what the multi-million pound sites do and recycling makes **** all difference, seeing as most of it is shipped overseas for reprocessing giving rise to even more bloomin carbon emissions.
2.Folks that believe enviro-hype from political groups
I'll add people that can't typr verry well (me included) 😀
Without a doubt... hippies!!!!!!!!
Men in pink shirts - gimme a neanderthal anytime 😉
Guys - it's just so wrong 🙄
men wearing any pink! or men that have moisturised soft hands or manicures
Men in pink shirts
simon in pink shirt, so wrong:
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(made for me by my lovely daughter)
OK Simon, it's a night shirt right?
And (male) comments about women drivers. Do any men actually admit to being rubbish drivers?
cinnamon_girl - Member
Men in pink shirts
REAL men wear pink shirts. I have many of them from my tailor. Pink shirts are a good thing!
Cap'n - what statement are you trying to make by wearing one? Is there some sort of coded message?
No code at all. It's just that real men wear pink shirts.
Pink is a brand, right? Maybe for people at Bristol University? 🙂
people saying 'back in the day' aarrgghh!
Drunken people.
Male grooming - give me a break, can't be bothered to waste time and money on that rubbish.
Overly made up women - scrape it off and get on with it, you can't be that bad underneath.
All the Cardiff players are wearing pink tonight in the rugby, and they look rather manly. I still give it the swerve though.
Conor - Member
Without a doubt... hippies!!!!!!!!
jonb - Member
People who think getting drunk every Friday and Saturday is an acceptable "hobby".
Yes! Also thought of a few more!
- Organic food
- People who spend/waste money on rubbish
- People who decide to support a sport when England are playing in it
- People who say "Mam" it's "mum"
ernie_lynch - Member[
I forgot my 'petty prejudice' ........... people with superiority complexes.
[b]LOL[/b]funniest thing i've seen on the internet for ages.[b]PMSL[/b]
Mines would be breast reduction - what did you do that for? they were awesome
People who lay directional hifi cables the wrong way around. 😉
PS, seriously:
People who say "Y'know" after every second sentence.
Usually followed by "Err...".
Whining religious numpties going on about being offended. So you're offended. What do you want me to do about it, as if I'm interested.
Tapas.
"How much? You could have bought a car for that!"
"Consultation" periods.
Peter Mandelson.
Fat people
Stupid people
Ignorant people
People who smugly talk utter poop about bikes as if it was their own gospel.