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I'll start:
Men who keep their spare change in a purse - it's just wrong
Men who order a latte for themselves - what do they order in the pub, a white wine spritzer?
Go on, which utterly meaningless thing get's your goat?
men who wear scarfes as a fashion accessory, not just when it's flipping freezing
those silly bits of beard hair under the bottom lip . i just want to pull it or make them drink milk and sit near some cats
oh and men who wear scarfes at all 😉
little bald men who lift weights.....
Women that say "bless". People carriers. Funeral processions. Poor people. Undignified displays of grief.
STW Forum attention whores.
Hora
Lytham St Annes
People with petty prejudices.
ppl wo rite n txt spk
poor service of any form
bad drivers (of course, I'm perfect)
people who put in an ipod to walk about 2 minutes from their desk to their car. they can't even get through 1 song FFS
people who drive toyota prius' thinking they're driving round saving the planet going 25miles everywhere in a car that has a bigger carbon footprint over it's lifespan than a landrover discovery
rant over
Old people who go shopping either at dinner time or after 5pm when everyone who has a job has to go shopping.
Old people who go shopping and despite having all the ****ing time in the world, try to hurry things along by using the automatic scanning machine queue instead of the queue to a person. You're old you daft buggers, you don't understand how these things work.
People who don't like old people.
decking
People who walk around playing music on their phone speaker. FFS it's a tinny little speaker that sounds sh!te and I don't want to hear the dross you listen to anwyay - buy some frikkin headphones.
German Cars
all driven by tools, sweeping generalisation, or scientific fact?
its a fine line i think
People who say "lartay" when they mean "latte". Italians do not pronounce their vowels like you mockney twunts.
Oh, and mockney twunts too 😉
People who [u]just[/u] use the classifieds
Women drivers - The examiner who passed you should be flayed alive and rolled in salt.
people who wear sportswear as casual wear when clearly they have no intention of ever doing anything sporty in it.
(except the girl who i stopped to let cross the road in Camberley last night on the way back from my ride. An athletic crop top and jogging pants with the waistband turned down to just above mingeline when you have a body like that is acceptable)
Other people
fatties
Black people
Joking
"Joking"
what's wrong with joking?
The song "Swing low" when sung by saes rugby fans.
those silly bits of beard hair under the bottom lip
+1 - a plum tickler I believe it should be called!
Other people
Indeed - hell is other people most of the time.
Forking Our Souls - MemberUndignified displays of grief.
AdamG posted a thread in that [i]very subject[/i] Forked Soles.
Shame you weren't around at the time ...... you could have supported his obvious disgust at the sight of undignified displays of grief.
If I recall correctly, everyone else thought he was a ****.
Thatcher apologists.
anyone using the term "attention whore" as if it meant anything
Oh I forgot my 'petty prejudice' ........... people with superiority complexes.
Lol @ Ernie
Mother****ers that can't tell the difference between spoken and written words.
TOO many, more than 1 O
Over THERE not over their.
Stuff like that
/me eats, shoots and leaves.
I'd like to think that all my prejudices were major.
If you are going to do something do it properly, or not at all, don't be petty. 🙂
taxi drivers.
Irrational hatred, I have no idea why.
People who say "You alright ?" and everyone answers "yeah...good".
Whats the point?
Thatcher apologists and Paris Hilton. And them silly bloody 'handbag' dogs.
Left handers.
People with university degrees.
Fat people. I know I should make more effort but I just can't get over the idea that you don't wake up weighing 30 stone - you have to pass through levels of fatness first, like 12 stone, 15, 18, 22, 25, 27, 28, 29... and still not do anything about it.
trailmonkey - Member
People who say "lartay" when they mean "latte". Italians do not pronounce their vowels like you mockney twunts.
So thats a "Ltt" signor then?
Bracknell
People who have displays of samurai swords on racks in their house 😕
Crawley
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simonfbarnes - Memberanyone using the term "attention whore" as if it meant anything
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Hit a nerve simon?
Levels of fatness, that actually made me LOL
Bankers.
All of them.
Every last one.
The smug, self serving, avaricious, bastards.
Each and every one should be peeled alive, washed down with malt vinegar and left out for the crows.
And made to give us the money back.
Ginger people with long hair. Why have more of it?
Ginger people!
people who hold a mobile phone inches away from their face on loud speaker mode whilst driving .
Hit a nerve simon?
no, and that's the point :o)
"Lartay" seconded.
And Northerners.
Second Northerners, Bl**dy bas****s, every one of 'em. Er, hold on a minute...
fat people
bus drivers
and especially fat bus drivers
car that has a bigger carbon footprint over it's lifespan than a landrover discovery
Like f*ck it does.
EDIT: Whilst we're at it, people who irrationally hate Prius drivers. Sure there are probably some people who think they're holier than thou, but what if you just want a big low emissions car? Don't be such dicks.
City Slickers
People who wear suits and drive BMW's/Audis
Idiotic Middle Class parents who cant control their kids and dont seem to have a ****ing clue when it comes to life
People who dont know what their talking about
Drivers who dont have a clue
Caravanners
Vegetarians or even worse VEGANS *****y hand sign*
People who dont have some sort of regional accent. Dead boring. Typical well spoken uni types
http://fallbackbelmont.blogspot.com/2007/03/which-is-greener-prius-or-hummer.html
http://www.environmentnc.com/?p=71
To be fair, the comparison with the Hummer is skewed but it is still pretty sh1t never the less.
He's right, embedded energy cannot be disregarded.
The Prius is one of the least environmentally friendly cars on the market.
Vegetarians or even worse VEGANS *****y hand sign*
yeah, don't they realise all those tasty animals would be left to die out if they weren't being pampered for human consumption! So much for "compassion for animals" you hypocrites!
The mindless idiots who buy their lunch at tescos when theres a local sandwich shop about 100 yards away.
Anyone Polish
Anyone Polish that lives in Southampton
Anyone Polish that lives in Southampton with dodgy dress sense and a mullet.
Shortarses
I don't particularly mind them being short - after all, they aren't entirely to blame, are they?
No, it's the way they think that they're the equal to normal sized people
How can they be? - they're shorter FFS!
"Anyone Polish that lives in Southampton with dodgy dress sense and a mullet."
but everyone in S'hampton has a mullet and poor dress sense...
twohats - Member
Hora
😆
People who say "lartay" when they mean "latte". Italians do not pronounce their vowels like you mockney twunts.
So you pronounce the French word 'guillotine' as giyotin do you? And the French pronounce "weekend" as we do?
Public displays of affection. No need for it.
Women who use pushchairs as a weapon on a high street.
Greggs.
Parents who feed their kids McDonalds.
People begging on the street for "a bit of spare change". Get a job you bum.
- Slow walkers
- People who stop all of a sudden on a street (when walking)
- People who don't like city slickers... because their jelious
- People who don't like BMW/Audi driver etc... beacuse their jelious
- Prius Drivers. (there not even that good economically, there just "do-gooder" cars 😆 )
Well I used to have petty prejudices against bankers, lawyers, estate agents, psychiatrists and psychologists.
Recently we employed some PR and marketing guys at work. The former group now seem like positive saints in comparison.
Recruitment "consultants".
but everyone in S'hampton has a mullet and poor dress sense...
... because they're all Polish!
Cats and Mancunians.
Black peopleJoking
I hate white folk!!
Men who wear out their pockets by putting their spare change straight into them.
People who think everything is Thatcher's fault when it's almost 20 years since she was in power, and you'd think 12 years was long enough to change things.
People who attempt to defend the use of a Prius when somebody points out quite rightly that they're not as good as claimed.
People who can't be bothered to think up their own ideas and simply invert or respond to comments other people have made.
People who think it's so wonderully clever and ironic to subtly have a go at themselves on threads like this.
People who drive stupidly big cars then have to park them diagonally across disables/parent&child bays because they can't bloody park them because they are too stupidly big... and relax.
I have a special hatred for these.
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Is there any reason for anybody to own one of them?
but everyone in S'hampton has a mullet and poor dress sense...
... because they're all Polish!
no no.................
Some of us are left. Not many I grant you as the majority have been killed by polish drivers in L reg BMW or Audis 5 up all with high vis jackets on.
We cant buy food any more as all the local shops have been seconded by the Polish malita as ' Polski store' selling Lec lager.
Excess packaging.
Door Staff or Bouncers in small town bars, I understand in big city clubs and they're generally pleasant to normal punters as they have important matters to occupy them, but in sleepy town where nothing happens they end up just being ****s for the sake of it.
Yes, the ****wits who think they need one of those audi/bmw/range rover 4x4's to come to the lake district for the weekend. They generally seem to be city slickers who shop at tescos' have kids they cant control and block the roads with their caravans. They need to get a grip
People who listen to Coldplay, Kaiser Chiefs, Foo Fighters or Snow Patrol. I dont know whats duller, the music or you.
Theyre driven by city slickers because they'd never be driven by anybody who needs to drive along anything other than tarmac!
simonfbarnes - MemberHit a nerve simon?
no, and that's the point :o)
My, you do have a high opinion of yourself if you thought I was baiting you.