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[Closed] Friday morning question - Dogging protocol

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So my cycle commute too and from work goes down some dead end country lanes. One of these lanes is a real dogging hot spot. In summer there will be people wandering about in various levels of dress and conciousness. Always loads of cars parked up, right through the year.

Summer is certainly busiest, even at 6:00 in the morning I've come across people parked up either engaging in congress or looking for people to join in. Even been propositioned once by one chap.

The police turn up every now and again and things quieten down for a bit and then it picks back up again.

Anyway, now it's getting cold and dark only the hardiest members of the dogging fraternity can be found either sat in their cars waiting for something or wandering about the place. What confuses me a little is mostly, it's just middle aged blokes. In winter I very rarely see any 'ladies'. So what's the deal?
Are they all waiting for a lady to turn up, are they all gay, have they prearranged this or what?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:32 am
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even at 6:00 in the morning I've [s]come[/s] cum across people

FTFY 😯


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:33 am
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Maybe they aren't gay, just like masturbating in public. We've all been there.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:35 am
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Even been propositioned once by one chap.

I just wanted to know the time.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:37 am
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hardiest members

Fnarr fnarr


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:40 am
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Think that's bad? When I lived in Paris I was aware of seven different dogging areas, mostly around the edges of the two big forests. When visitors used to come and stay I used to take them on a white-knuckle drive around Paris (I remember my BIL saying: "You drive to close tolerances here, don't you!") which included a stop at one of the dogging spots to watch the action, which was shamelessly public and open. We'd park and try and work out what was going on and usually within a few minutes a car would pull up alongside, the occupant (or occupants in some cases) peering at us to see if we were up for some naughty Parisian fun. That and a spin around the Etoile roundabout followed by a dragster race down the Champs Elysées was all part of the standard tour.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 8:43 am
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There's a similar place a few miles from here. It happens to have a cracking singletrack bridleway descent down through some woods in an otherwise pretty featureless local XC network.

Once passed a guy stood in the middle of a gorse bush halfway down the hill totally starkers and standing to attention so to speak!


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:16 am
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Think that's bad? When I lived in Paris I was a dogger who would[s]aware of seven different dogging areas, mostly around the edges of the two big forests. When visitors used to come and stay I used to take them on a white-knuckle drive around Paris (I remember my BIL saying: "You drive to close tolerances here, don't you!") which included a[/s] stop at one of the dogging spots to watch the action, [s]which was shamelessly public and open. We'd park and try and work out what was going on and usually within a few minutes a car would pull up alongside, the occupant (or occupants in some cases) peering at us to see if we were up for some naughty Parisian fun. That and a spin around the Etoile roundabout followed by a dragster race down the Champs Elysées was all part of the standard tour[/s].

Ftfy


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:17 am
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At the top of Portsdown Hill overlooking Portsmouth you can, if you so desire, see a myriad of “positions” and “states” and “mopping up” sessions going on. Its well known for it and has a burger van for the truly hardy types for post fumblerumbles..
Last I saw (about a year ago) was an older lady entertaining the gearstick of a car.

😯 😯 😆 😯


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 9:30 am
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You'd have to actually make a special effort to go into that carpark, bikebouy... I go past it most days and all you can see from the road are closely parked cars. Hmm?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:02 am
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OP you need a go pro.......


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:20 am
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Standing in a gorse bush nekkid? 😯

OP - if you're 'curious' about their orientation, then pluck up the courage to tap on a few steamy windows.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:23 am
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“mopping up” sessions

WTF are they! 😯


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:23 am
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[quote=DezB ]Maybe they aren't gay, just like masturbating in public. We've all been there.

At school we used to go to Humber bridge carpark and annoy doggers (by a variety of means). Until the fateful day when we caught our maths teacher knocking one out in his car. Made for a somewhat awkward Monday afternoon applied maths a-level class I can tell you.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:28 am
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OP you need to go pro..

FIFY 😆


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:33 am
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“mopping up” sessions

You could just use your water bottle as a handy penis beaker.


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:34 am
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Dodging the doggers at 'Collymore Car Park' used to be a bit of an occupational hazard when i used to do the occasional night ride at Cannock.

Oh and I had to post this, (Predictably contains fruity language)


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:40 am
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Maybe they aren't gay, just like masturbating in public. We've all been there.

Is this the dating site again?


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 10:44 am
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DezB, take a look at the carpark just below the top carpark, there is a trail that runs through it and then goes off down into the woods and onto the footbridge over the M27.. 😉


 
Posted : 29/11/2013 11:18 am

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