Friday just for fun...
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Friday just for fun - Be a Doctor / Physio thread

16 Posts
14 Users
0 Reactions
106 Views
Posts: 13369
Full Member
Topic starter
 

i get my ankle MRI'd on Monday and see the quack sometime after but who needs such stuff when you have STW.

A bit of background :
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/wca-in-hospital
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/wca-ankle-picture-update-chicks-dig-scars
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/wca-ankle-update-doctors-got-it-wrong

In summary - Bust ankle, 4 months in a cast, facing 3-6 months of physio

Your challenge : Tell me what you would recommend as a physio and exercise regime for the next few months.

I will compare it against the pro's when I get their opinion and choose the one with most booze, drugs and crack whores probabaly


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:44 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

****ing with your feet?


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:46 pm
Posts: 1083
Full Member
 

15 mins on a pogo stick 4 times an hour


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:47 pm
Posts: 13369
Full Member
Topic starter
 

joto - just tried that. Good points are that because there isn't much feeling in my foot I could pretend it was someone else. Bad points are I dont want some other bloke using his feet to **** me off.

greatApe - Pogo stick on order from Argos for collection tomorrow


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:52 pm
Posts: 25815
Full Member
 

no physio, I'd have the ****er off - right now !

(what do I win ?)


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:53 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

This would be unfair. I am a physio.


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:55 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

Climb a ladder and jump off


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:56 pm
Posts: 690
Free Member
 

15 mins on a pogo stick 4 times an hour

You absolute ****er

I'm laying in a hospital bed with four fractured vertebrae. It's the day after my off so everything else is starting to hurt.

My pain killers have worn off and I can't stop giggling at that comment.

Oh man I'm in so much pain but still laughing.


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 6:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

apparently if you lie on your knob till it goes numb it feels like you're giving someone else a w**k. er, i think i've said that wrong haven't I? oh dear....


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 7:00 pm
Posts: 14233
Free Member
 

Axe based amputation


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 7:01 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

I'll go with standing on yer tiptoes then backing down to yer heal, then back to yer tiptoes in front of the sink whilst holding on for balance.

That's what I was told when I bust all the bones in my right foot (from windsurfing)

What I actually did was none of that and as the foot was in a back slab with the adjustable straps, I simply took it off after two weeks and got back on my roadie, took it easy made sure my rotation was directed to my toes and balanced between my heal and within 6 weeks I was back in training having lost hardly anytime at all.

You are different, but I'd say get on yer bike..


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 7:06 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Curry.

Eat plenty of curry.


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 7:08 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

My answer is given above.

I reckon you should be given speed ladders - just for a laugh. Safer than your normal type of ladder too.


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 7:34 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Toe/ankle lifts either up and hold or press up stylee.
Or resistance bands round the ball of your foot sitting down foot outstretched in front of you.
Er- didn't you have your ankle fused though???
I read the thread saying you didn't need it fused now????


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 8:02 pm
Posts: 65918
Free Member
 

Kettlebells


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 8:15 pm
Posts: 1083
Full Member
 

Get well soon growinglad


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 8:20 pm
Posts: 13369
Full Member
Topic starter
 

DexB - You ****er!!! I climbed the ladder and then lost my nerve. It has taken Mrs WCA 2 hours to talk me donw.

I am going to bed before I read any more of this thread.

PS our gutter need cleaning if anyone is in the area


 
Posted : 01/02/2013 8:57 pm

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!