[Closed] Friday competition - The least self-aware person on the planet?

Cracking pair of pins though 😮

Oh I can think of a few people who post on here who'd give her a run for her money (pun intended)...

Bless. 🙄

I thought this was going to be about me.

Who she??

"shrugs"

Thats a flattering photograph (I bet its been enhanced alittle). She really does look like her Dad 😐

Upto her really. Its her money- why be jealous though?

lets see who the contenders are:

any x-factor, big brother or other reality tv show "star"
most* premiership footballers and their spouses / f*ck trophies
most* of the tory party
jordan

*if not all

I'm sure i've missed loads

Horse faced munters.

Its her money- why be jealous though?

Hora - we're commenting on Paris Hilton-esque cluelessness, not how much money she's got. And bang on cue - a clueless comment from you

Nobody quite captures irony like your good self. You're a genius. Have you ever thought of a career in journalism. A weekly column in the Daily Express perhaps?

lol - it was an edit too 🙂

Shrugs- its her money. Why should I envy her? I'll struggle to heat my one house this winter whereas she'll struggle to decide what to buy next when shes bored.

Papers/media lap up people like her as its a form of 'trolling' to the populace. Thats how they keep sales up- we love to birch ourselves by reading their dribble don't we.

All that cash and she's got a tattoo.

that's not a million quid

Shrugs- its her money. Why should I envy her?

And once again, the point goes whistling over his huge planet-head. Are you related to Alanis Morisette?

We might as well put a stop to this now. The questions been answered. They were here all along. The least self-aware person on the planet is

Drum-roll please..............

The guy in the office next door has a really nice Ferrari California. My car cost £900.

Should I give him dirty looks?

I don't know Hora. You decide. Does he regularly give magazine interviews? Has he got his own reality TV series? Does he regularly pop his head around the office door and demand that you take him seriously?

*headbutts keyboard*

Hora - let me help you out; the question wasn't [i]"who do I envy the most?"[/i], or even [i]"should I envy this person"[/i]...

Does he know he's driving a Ferrari California? Does he know it costs more than a lot of people's houses?

Is it Ferris Bueller's best mate's dad?

It's ok to envy Ferris though, right?

One of these. It sounds epic

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22 posts and no mention of TJ? 😉

Ricky Gervais?

"Dear fans. Don't give the haters any attention. Those people aren't really offended by the things I say - they are offended by my success."

You really are utterly incapable of comprehending anything on an intellectual level above food, tits and cars aren't you?

I'm pretty self-unaware at times.

Is there anything else worth noting apart from Food for the soul, tits for the mouth/hands and cars to move your body?

Although last Sunday I sat infront of this again

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Binners- don't you dare turn into a bitter old man!

i'd barely heard of her until a couple of months ago. since then i've seen, without even frequenting the type of shit publication normally associated with such shite, several stories/pictures of her.

she's obviously decided she wants a paris hilton-esque "career". 🙄

Hora - I could never ever be bitter when I know deep down that you love me

Thats in the City isn't it? What were you doing there you Yorkshire philistine? This is my favourite in there

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forthcoming Channel 5 reality show about Tamara's life

ah, right.

The central riders eyes are fixating- the whole painting revolves around these IMO. Funnily enough I was looking at the canvass stretched over the theatre to block the sun- yet over the Caeser? its sun?

Is this thread an audition?

It would appear so

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DEAR GOD!!!! 😯

Good article that. Made me smile.

You have such a beautiful turn of phrase. Its almost poerty

Why do the wealthy good looking women keep themselves to themselves?

Why is it the over-makeup'd types who look like they should appear on a episode of Kiss, Marry or Avoid that stick themselves out there in the media?

It should be a crime. Come on rich and beautiful heiresses!

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Another "socialite"

Has Hora been banned yet?

Why do the wealthy good looking women keep themselves to themselves?

I'm utterly baffled as to why you're not beating them off with shitty sticks too Hora.

I suppose it will remain forever a mystery

Has Hora been banned yet?

No I haven't placed a wanted ad in the for sale section yet this week.

I suppose it will remain forever a mystery

Theres a débutante ball held every year within my private grounds for the ladies. Unfortunately most are interned in my basement and never leave alive.

Tamara Ecclestone. Yum. Looks like Megan Fox, which is a very good thing 8)

looks more like Bernie Ecclestone. which is a very bad thing. 😆

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