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Is this place incredibly boring today?
I've been surprised by the lack of posts today. Maybe half the internet is down, or a bit the UK has floated off into the North Sea.
To be fair,it is Monday.
Why not pick a thread at random and add a completely inappropriate reference to gaining access to a building via an entrance not visable from the front?
Go on! You know you want too
You mean the cat flap?
Nah, it's all just too boring to bother replying to...yawn
Even sneaking innuendo into a thread via the back door doesn't seem to lift my heart today.
I've been sat here reading the topics whilst a blonde Norwegian girl checks the number of teeth on my zip under the desk.
Been a bit busy actually doing some work but was going to try and set up a swap shop type thing as I have 3 (2 x 160mm and a 185) rotors and a set of rotor bolts as well as 2 sets of sony erricsson headphones and a set of 2.5mm nokia headphones just sitting about. I dont really need anything so open to swap offers
TSY - how's that fit bod of yours now? Go on - show us another pic of your leg - you know you want to. 😉
Make my day. 🙂
Hora. She needs to watch out for those flash grenades you keep in the top drawer. I hope you've warned her
Hey binbins, you know that Bravissimo thing we were talking about? I noticed it again today, just on a thread I'd posted on. No mention of the code either. I'm pretty chuffed with that. 🙂
Its definitely right. The Bravisimo advert only started appearing when we started referring to you as DD.
After all, they are specifically aimed at the more generously proportioned lady bumps 😀
It's repairing C_G... managed my first ride yesterday 🙂
How are you fixing up?
Re Photos - I'll have to check with the good lady... it's her camera phone after all 😀
I expect Hora recognised the Norwegian origions of the girl be the unfashionable woolly jumper she was wearing, however I fear he may have made the classic mistake
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i'm genuinely disappointed in myself, how did i not notice the link between DD and bewbeez!
Yes, but I get the feeling it's now associated with "deadlydarcy". It's coming up on threads where I post but noone's called me DD. Wishful thinking? ❓
which begs the question what other names are sending the ads haywire?
Monkeys playing on ropes
There has been an increased mentioning of the word boobs too... principally by that man ^^
boobies 
boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies
and for the ladies reading the forum:
boobies boobies boobies boobies
(EVERYONE LOVES BOOBZ)
I believe the doldrums are due to austerity posting measures that have been introduced to accelerate the forum to a state of stagnation which it has slowly been gravitating towards.
the measures assume that once stagnation occurs, things will start to get a bit less dull as f***.
brakes - please god say there is a plan b?!
b for boobies?
I rack 'em up Phil... you knock 'em down.
Uuuuhhmmm... Errrr... Tch. Oooh! er... nah.
What we need is tighter integration with other cycling forums, e.g. a single shared database run as a Federation of Forums...
I rack 'em up Phil... you [s]knock 'em down[/s] bash 'em in.
🙂
talking about rack(s) and knock(ers)
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their blue feet make me smile
I'm deadlydarcy and I'm 40.
In fact, you can refer to me as 40DD.
Deadly sounds a lot more svelte and stealthy...
😆
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i always forget you lot is well old!
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TSY - great news! You didn't go to Cwmcarn did you? 😉
phil - FCOL that pic ^ is scaring me. 😯
Cwmcarn... no, why? Still can't stand in the pedals so it was a road ride... 32 miles and got the average up to 17 mph... pretty chuffed.
its a photo of TSY after i changed his shampoo for Veet, all i had to do was add the whiskers in photoshop 8)
cos you've got 2 of your own to play with!
(just realised that people think i must be obsessed with cats and boobs.... i'm allergic to cats and i'm more of a leg/bum appreciating kinda guy, i wont however admit to the forum i'm actually 54yrs old)
Well I for one had been enjoying the kids on cycle paths thread - sensible policies for a happier Britain, that's what I say. Actually yeti, you're right, it's very, very boring on here today. I am enjoying phil's breasty yearning posts though (in an ironic way of course, no sexy-ism from this feller, thank you very much).
Oooh, it's not all bad, I've just got my first tag in ages, and Mitch has come out to play.
Mr Mitch of Barnsley,
you haven't ever commented on my frequent forum based suggestions that you adopt me and we make a crack travelling father and adopted son psych squad, helping maladjusted criminally insane watercreatures across the UK.
if yeti adopts you then i'll be both his father and grandson.
What does 'forum sanitisation' mean?
What are you talking about?
It's a reference to the trail sanitisation thread on the bike forum Elfy.
TSY - cos I thought you were addicted to that place, no? Anyway, well done for getting out!
phil - oh, Yeti's lost his fur then? Winter's almost here too, poor thing.
Looking at that pic of the girlie - she's wearing a Sarah Lund-type jumper. How cool. She's back on Saturday I believe.
We could run it as a three man squad phil - I could steal a shopping trolley from tesco, and decorate it in an a-team stylee. I'd push it around, and you and yeti could sit in it, wearing shorty sailor outfits. You could both leap out at opportune moments, wrestling likely looking people to the ground and 5-4ing them as we saw fit. It could be a beautiful thing...
*starts creating a multifunction utility belt to hold the acuphase needed to keep yeti under control*
And we could convert yetis shed into a 'criminal justice cavern of righteousness', presided over by the all knowing hen of lottery foresight.
Turkish masseur needed?
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What, for the shed or just in general?
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only joking
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all knowing hen of lottery foresight.
I thought it was a boy chicken that we did the ol' Aladdin's lamp to?
I think you need deadlys' turkish bloke for that...
I AM the masseur!
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I have the strangest....
You know the rest.
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something.
Mr Mitch of Barnsley
He is actually from Barnsley. 😐
You know the rest.
So do I. 😀
Strangest what yeti? Haircut? Trousers? shaped genitals? We need answers dammit!
its difficult to tell elfy, he has a shaved head to stop us guessing his roots
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something
Nooo... I've bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.
Oh I thought perhaps some threads had bin deleted or something
Nooo... I've bin round long enuff to know that starting threads about that sort of shit ent kosher.
See - I even said it twice.
elf - I thought you'd been able to hear the whippets, scratchcards and closed pits in the back ground when we were on the phone. Actually, I'm from that London, I just called myself Barnsley to sound all butch and northern. I am found out!