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Not sure if this has been done yet, but if not, [i]bon appetit[/i] from Downunder!


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 12:07 pm
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I watched the whole thing before deciding
1. she surely doesn't need the money
2. it's shit


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 12:12 pm
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I thought it was going to be...

DezB is right - without the video that song is just dross. With the video it's dross with bottoms.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 12:24 pm
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Best watched with the sound off to be honest...


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 12:26 pm
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Video smacks of trying too hard in a similar vein to Britney or Miley.

Song is just plain awful.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 12:33 pm
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Well she is going to ruin mcmoonters new floor (0:28)
what was he thinking?


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 1:07 pm
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wot a dag 😯


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 3:16 pm
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[IMG] [/IMG]


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 3:25 pm
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You do know you can get actual pornography on the internet, for free?

I bet you're one of those slack jawed emasculated faggots that goes into a newsagents to get a copy of Fiesta and walks out with FHM.
Coward.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 3:29 pm
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😀 great over reaction from sbob 😆


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 3:52 pm
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Awful song
I'm sure the majority of the close ups were not her
Makes her look like a cheap tramp


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:06 pm
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Maybe I should make more use of smilies.

I did actually give it a quick listen, but she seems to have caught that horrible disease that causes one to sing in an American accent.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:08 pm
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Makes her look like a cheap tramp

To be fair, if I could prostitute myself for millions without having to go through the hassle of actually having sex with strangers, I'd do it.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:09 pm
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[i]You do know you can get actual pornography on the internet, for free?[/i]

I certainly didn't pay to watch that video.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:16 pm
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Maybe not with money, but part of me feels like I've lost something.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:17 pm
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Hmmm.. Got bored with that in less than a minute and switched it off.

Which is a shame, as she is very cute. We can all thank Michael Hutchence. 🙂

Fit balls however, do make for livening up proceedings.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 4:49 pm
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I bet you're one of those slack jawed emasculated faggots that goes into a newsagents to get a copy of Fiesta and walks out with FHM.
Coward.

So that's a saucer of milk to go, then?


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 5:36 pm
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Rubbish.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 5:43 pm
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she seems to have caught that horrible disease that causes one to sing in an American accent.

Like nearly every singer (in English) ever. That's a lot of moaning to be done then.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 5:48 pm
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Generic looped grime samples, auto tuned to the n'th degree, no tonal balance or variation in her vocals, mastered to be as [b]LOUD[/b] and in your face as possible - simple lyrics [i]I’ll make you wait for more, make you get to the core, tomorrow you’ll be sore,[/i] , I'm sure kids/folk will love it 😉

I however think her departure to the current EDM (**** hate that Americanism - **** off and choke on it) love of overproduced synth led and monotonous beats to be the start of her demise - she's a pop princess at heart and her previous management team suited her far more than the current fawning acolytes she has surrounded herself with for the making of this album, America finally comes round to a vague understanding of dance music and what does it do with it? - homogenises the entire spectrum of sub-genres into a package that can accommodate any artist whilst layering on every production effect and masking original talent so record labels can market the result to the masses.

I liked her previous albums for what they were, very well produced pure pop records but this album is just trite and reeks of trying to fit in to the current fad.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:08 pm
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Gone down in my estimation, she's always been less obvious before.

🙁


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:08 pm
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Miley Cirus spin off yawn!


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:13 pm
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Somafunk, good point, well made, and far better than I could have done. The 'Loudness Wars' ™ © ® still haven't been won, to the detriment of people who actually like to listen to music.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:15 pm
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I watched the whole thing before deciding

really? 30 seconds was more than enough for me


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:16 pm
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really? 30 seconds was more than enough for me

That's what your missus says.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:17 pm
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Generic looped grime samples, auto tuned to the n'th degree, no tonal balance or variation in her vocals, mastered to be as LOUD and in your face as possible - simple lyrics I’ll make you wait for more, make you get to the core, tomorrow you’ll be sore, , I'm sure kids/folk will love it
I however think her departure to the current EDM (* hate that Americanism - * off and choke on it) love of overproduced synth led and monotonous beats to be the start of her demise - she's a pop princess at heart and her previous management team suited her far more than the current fawning acolytes she has surrounded herself with for the making of this album, America finally comes round to a vague understanding of dance music and what does it do with it? - homogenises the entire spectrum of sub-genres into a package that can accommodate any artist whilst layering on every production effect and masking original talent so record labels can market the result to the masses.

Exactly what I said: [i]it's shit[/i]
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Posted : 19/03/2014 6:39 pm
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CountZero - I notice that Sterling Sound did the mastering on the majority of the album so it's no surprise that it's [b]in yer face[/b] brash n' loud and thus eminently suitable for radio playback or a low rate mp3 listening experience. It certainly gets my attention but for all the wrong reasons to my ears, they've ****ed with my Kylie pop princess and i'm not happy 😀 - there's been a bit of a tussle/heated discussion on some of the music industry forums and sites i'm on with regard to a certain producers/mastering engineers in the back pockets of the music companies, as it's the music company who ultimately force the mastering [i]wall of sound[/i] production techniques on us, the mastering engineers should just tell them to **** off but that's not going to happen, it doesn't help that quite often mastering engineers take 1% of sales as part of their contract rather than an increased initial flat fee.

Check out the [url= http://dr.loudness-war.info/album/list ]Dynamic Range Album info site[/url] if you haven't already


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 6:48 pm
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She's on the R4 Front Row program at 19.15 talking bout her album.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 7:04 pm
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Only STW can perve at a woman and at the same time discuss the technicalities of brickwall mastering techniques....


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 7:56 pm
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Posted : 19/03/2014 8:28 pm
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30 seconds was more than enough for me

yup..... must be getting old.

oh, wait...


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 8:33 pm
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It's like watching a middle aged lady out with the girls on a stag do, trying to recapture her youth by getting drunk and twerking on the dancefloor of some dreadful chain pub, surrounded by leering drunks.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 8:48 pm
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mmm...Kiley. So nice and smiley.

I so would.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 8:49 pm
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There's always Kylie's Agent Provocateur ad.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 9:00 pm
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That is a horrible song. As for the vid, this is not the sort of hot that Kylie is.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 9:00 pm
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She peaked with "confide in me."

Just checked that was back in 1994!


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 9:04 pm
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Jesus, it's like watching your mum prancing about.
Put some clothes on and go and read up about dignity...


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 9:05 pm
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I bet you're one of those slack jawed emasculated faggots that goes into a newsagents to get a copy of Fiesta and walks out with FHM.
Coward.

Seriously Sbob? Enjoy your time on the Ban couch lad, you deserve it after that wee outburst... totally inappropriate and uncalled for, see ya...


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:25 am
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In all honesty, I didn't actually watch the video, just saw that it was raunchy Kylie and, knowing this here forums (apparently past) infatuation with the lass, thought I'd share... looks like it didn't go down well ha ha

Things have changed around here, they really have... 🙁


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:27 am
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[i]Seriously Sbob?[/i]

I thought his comments were aimed at me 😉


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:35 am
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Jesus, it's like watching your mum prancing about.

If my mum looked like that I'd never have left home.


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:42 am
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If my mum looked like that my name would be Oedipus, it would be a complex situation...


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:48 am
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That Agent Provacateur ad was just as obvious, but far more clever.

Soundtrack was better as well.


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 10:53 am

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