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 DezB
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I just found a bit of fluff on my sleeve and picked it off.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 12:52 pm
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That's ooseful information.*

*This is joke specifically for Scottish pensioners.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 12:56 pm
 DezB
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Sorry, I was just adding to today's general excitement on the forum.

I'm sorry because I don't understand a perchy joke.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 12:57 pm
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Disappointed this isn’t a thread about the spreadable marshmallow toast topping.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 12:59 pm
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I’m sorry because I don’t understand a perchy joke.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oose


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:01 pm
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Just had some sandwiched between two digestive biscuits.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:02 pm
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Phew! Thought this was going to be sad news about radio legend Alan Freeman


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:03 pm
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That’s ooseful information.*

I've just this minute learned that 'oose' is the plural of 'oo'


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:03 pm
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I’ve just this minute learned that ‘oose’ is the plural of ‘oo’

Me too.

It was funny, though?*

*...he asked a Scottish pensioner 😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:04 pm
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skipper and men were a' ae 'oo. They didna need tae bend and boo


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:06 pm
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Posted : 18/09/2019 1:09 pm
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Fuzzy Logic


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:12 pm
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Cool stoory* bro!

*This shit is like catnip to Scottish oldies.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:14 pm
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Posted : 18/09/2019 1:25 pm
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I might check my belly button. That's always a good source of fluff.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:48 pm
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I picked a bit of fluff up in the 80's - couldn't do it now though...


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 1:54 pm
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I have a fluffer whose job it is to make sure I am in tip top condition whenever required.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 2:51 pm
 DezB
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Here, something else. You know when you make tea and use a teaspoon to fish the tea bag out of the cup? Took me 3 goes just now to lift the bag out. But I didn't spill any.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 3:24 pm
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A skilled teabagger.

Respect.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 3:26 pm
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I just found a bit of fluff on my sleeve and picked it off.

I've got some in my pocket right now.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 3:30 pm
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Fluff you say...?
Blimey this takes me back a few years when the needle on my hi-fi used to pick up OOdles of the stuff from my vinyl ..
great post DezB..


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 4:25 pm
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Birmingham's finest Fluff


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 4:41 pm
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I just found a bit of fluff on my sleeve and picked it off.

I noticed a bit of fluff on my trouser leg this afternoon. Luckily I was able to just flick it off. No picking was required.


 
Posted : 18/09/2019 5:02 pm

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