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 xcgb
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Having been given a jar of this as a bit of a joke as I hate american processed stuff like this, i want to try to make something edible out of it. in case you are unaware of the glorious nectar that is Fluff it looks like this[img] [/img]

and the yanks like to eat it with peanut butter in a sandwich (white bread of course) my jar proudly advertises that it is fat and cholesterol free!

Anyone made anything decent out of it?

Ta


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:15 am
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Landfill


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:16 am
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Toast + Nutella + Fluff = Good Times.

...or: [url= http://www.empirefoodbrokers.com/Fluff%20Branded%20recipe%20release%20-%20pdf.pdf ]Clicky.[/url]


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:18 am
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out of the jar on really bad days 😉


 
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 xcgb
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Jamie really? isn't that just a tad err sweeetttt?


 
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Jamie really? isn't that just a tad err sweeetttt?

Sorry, You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the diabetes. What was that?

*drinks cup of hot fudge*


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:19 am
 xcgb
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I have tried it out of the jar but not again!


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:20 am
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Sorry, You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the diabetes. What was that?
🙂


 
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The fluff makers have their own [url= http://www.marshmallowfluff.com/media/pdf/yummybook.pdf ]recipe book[/url]


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:21 am
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I just hate throwing "food" away!


 
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Just have a couple of Fluffernutter sandwiches, in an ironic fashion if you must, and see how you get on.

So in summary, MTFU.*

*Marshmallow The Fluff Up.


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:23 am
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Yeah I saw the book but its got Whoopie pies in it and I stopped at that! I wanted to try asking the athletic toned gods that reside on here before resorting to fat americans


 
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Yeah I saw the book but its got Whoopie pies in it and I stopped at that! I wanted to try asking the athletic toned gods that reside on here...

[img] [/img]

8)


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:25 am
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Ah but that poster might be half American!


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:27 am
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I just hate throwing "food" away!

You think of that stuff as "food"????? 😯


 
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I just hate throwing "food" away!

I think you'll be ok then.

I used to hate throwing food away, then I realised that eating it and having to burn off the associated fat was a lot harder but basically the same as throwing it straight in the bin.

That's assuming you aren't able to keep it to eat later or prepare less in the first place or whatever.


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:41 am
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Mol no I do have portion control issues! so maybe bin is the best bet, in case I make something nice from it!


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:45 am
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I'd forgotten that stuff existed. I used to spoon it into hot chocolate as a wee lad.


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:48 am
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Food bank

Basically, anything but eat it!


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 9:58 am
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Fill in the cracks in the brick render with it. It's so unnatural it'l never decompose!


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:16 am
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I got some of this stuff for wor lass for xmas, so far we've been relatively un-adventurous and just put a dollop of it on top of hot chocolate! Might have to try a few more exciting things... may even view it as a cheap version of energy gel!


 
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Basically, anything but eat it!

It's a foodstuff.

[img] [/img]


 
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I saw the thread title and feared this was going to be some Jimmmy Saville style revelation about Alan Freeman. 😕


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:26 am
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Food bank

Is that like a danger....? 🙂


 
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Is that like a danger....?

Nope. Nothing to do with risky masturbation. More to do with feeding the needy.

http://www.trusselltrust.org/foodbank-projects


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:33 am
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It's a foodstuff.

NO


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:48 am
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Burn it (I bet it's frigtningly flammible) and video the fireball


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:51 am
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Burn it (I bet it's frigtningly flammible) and video the fireball

YES


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 10:53 am
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NO

YES.

....this may go on for sometime.


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 11:17 am
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....this may go on for sometime.

NO, wait...YES...errrr


 
Posted : 14/01/2013 12:01 pm
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Fluff update for those who were worried....

SOLVED! Just give it to a friend whose kids love it on toast! deferring the responsibility of food wastage 🙂


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 8:34 am
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So you never even tried it?

For shame!


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 8:42 am
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No i did have a spoon out if the jar! felt obliged to but wont be trying it again!


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 8:52 am
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Ah - insulin-producing cells - working too hard in the USA since about 1940.


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 9:27 am
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Thank the lord for that.


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 9:33 am
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I got some of this stuff for wor lass for xmas, so far we've been relatively un-adventurous

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 15/01/2013 9:45 am

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