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[Closed] Flatulence is a crime

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At least some people think so.

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Posted : 03/05/2018 9:06 pm
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He asked for 187 other guffences to be taken into consideration.


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:09 pm
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Perchy wins


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:10 pm
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1.8 million in compensation, bloody hell.

Clearly didn't appreciate the added vitamins he was breathing in


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:10 pm
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Trumped up charges


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:11 pm
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I'm sure it will all blow over.


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:13 pm
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Justice sounds like she's full of hot air.


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:14 pm
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Putting this away before Mrs Kryton sues me...


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:16 pm
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Did he not know how to behave around farters?


 
Posted : 03/05/2018 9:18 pm
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I'd let one go but one one point eight would have me clenching pretty hard.


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 5:59 am
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My wife must have some serious psychological damage and be due about ninety billion pounds compensation 😱


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 6:03 am
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No win no fffffffweeeeee


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 6:31 am
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Use to work with a guy we called stinky Pete .

He would often come up next to you and start discussing something you had on your screen, then let off the most silent but violent emissions. When it hit you , it made you gag and you had to run away before you choked. How he never shit himself I'll never know. He would just stand there shrugging his shoulders with a cheeky grin .

Revenge was always sweet.......well...... not sweet


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 1:41 pm
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The culprit in the OP isn’t TheGreatApe is it?


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 5:06 pm
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I would have hoped Mr Hingst was made of sterner stuff what with being from the Vaterland...


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 6:06 pm
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The art of a drive by fart.....

I like letting one off next to a little old lady then looking at people around me with that mildly disgusted look...

Toddlers are also good drive by targets and they just accept it...


 
Posted : 04/05/2018 6:16 pm

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