[Closed] Fish puns - denied!

Oh cod, not this again.

Over zealous coderation. But this one has potenchial to stick around.

Soleless..I would say ..but you probably haddock coming ..

You’re doing this on porpoise, right?

Don’t carp on about it.

Sounds like they have a fun sponge

I love fish & chips. 😀

Are you trawling?

Careful now, someone will get battered

Please don't flounder around finding puns about mammals or porifera, the thread is for fish puns so no more of that pollocks.

I guess the net result is that you will spend more time on here? Brill

kormoran - Member
Careful now, someone will get battered

Our local council does not like fish & chips shops ...

No this old pollocks again? It's hardly brain sturgeonary is it?

No, not trolling or spinning a line.

Just not sure if I want to conchtribute to somewhere like that.

It sure as hell seems like it's been a bit of a Hake campaign against you ..hope it hasn't affected you too much and you get whale soon..the stupid spratts

Someone will be aling in a minute to say you started this thread on porpoise, just to fish for ideas.

Careful or they'll poach ideas from here. Hate people who fish around to hook some ideas like some kind of angler. We should adopt the high moral ground from our perch.

Sounds like you where caught between a rock and an ard’ plaice...

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Takes all sorts. One man's meat is another man's poisson.

From what i'm Herring, In the grand scale of things, it's Halibut you now is it? Even if you Mustard Eel like you've been a bit Shellfish, you need to be less of a Flying Gurnard, imo.......

This plaice is crazy, every day a different dory...

Someone will be aling in a minute to say you started this thread on porpoise,

It probably will be Ling. All I have to do is mention I cancelled my order for a turbot charged motorpike and sidecarp.

Last year in an italian restaurant I asked for carpe diem. Much to my surprise I never did get the fish of the day.

If they get too crabby just show them your mussels and they will bugger off pretty sharkish as I've heard they are small spry with little winkles

I refuse to participate in this on the grounds that I might finally turn into a complete parody of myself.

I'll have to make a real effort.

Careful, carry on with the puns and you’ll get your wrasse kicked

I refuse to participate in this on the grounds that I might finally turn into a complete parody of myself.

I'll have to make a real effort.

Yeah you don't want to fall on your own swordfish.

I refuse to participate in this on the grounds that I might finally turn into a complete parody of myself.

Blimey, you've changed your tuna.

Just terrible, on ya pike.

All these puns are hakin' me Cichlid. Algae to my bunk.

If you don't like fish puns, you ain't got no sole.

Last year in an italian restaurant I asked for carpe diem. Much to my surprise I never did get the fish of the day.

You must live on fish with a name like that.

For cod's hake, I ask for some genuine advice and you lot just make stupid puns.

Ide tell you all to piss orfe, but I'm far too polite.

I thought they'd just skate'd over the issue.

I'd ray'se a complaint with Drac.

Eel be along in a minute to sponge up the tears.

I'll just perch here and watch the fun.

Can you put that in Whiting I'm a bit hard of Herring?

Went straight in at the deep end, but could still edit, so I'm off the hook now!

Err..hasnt someone already said that ? 😕

Bet you five squid they haven't

I'd say you're a bit of a dab hand at this...

What is the sole purpose of all this carping and being crabby about trumpeter being a grouper? He's a complete aholehole! I'll get my cod.

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Amateur 🙄

Heavy moderation has left you Pouting?

This thread deserves some merriment, so..

Put the music on &, LETS ALL DO THE CONGER!