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My neighbour was out mowing her lawn (not a euphemism) in a thong yesterday. My two little girls were bouncing on the trampoline shouting 'I can see her boobies'.

Quality. Bring on the summer.


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:05 pm
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Gracias


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:15 pm
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Needs photos


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:17 pm
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Unfortunately that would not be a pretty sight.


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:22 pm
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You looked, didn't you?

DW?


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:26 pm
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You looked, didn't you?

I have seen it all before.

The very first time we ever spoke it took her about 2 minutes to drop into conversation that she likes to sunbathe naked. Last year she complained that I was making too much noise on a Sunday (I was only strimming the lawn edges FFS) and she was cupping one breast in her hand as she leant over the fence (presumably to stop it snagging as she never tries to hide anything and the other breast was hanging quite freely).


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 4:33 pm
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Driving through town at the weekend, I saw a young lady wearing a short summer dress. And, as I discovered when she bent down to fiddle with her shoe, no knickers.


 
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Exactly how slowly were you driving at the time??


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 5:37 pm
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Been scorchio up here, I'm sunburnt. 🙂


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 5:38 pm
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Mud-free trails. Hurrah for global warming.


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 5:50 pm
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Exactly how slowly were you driving at the time??

Pretty slowly after the crash. (-:


 
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Posted : 27/03/2017 7:14 pm
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Pretty slowly after the crash. (-:
was it a nasty shunt ?


 
Posted : 27/03/2017 7:18 pm

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