[Closed] Fancy dress ideas at the last minute and cheap 🙂

Silver wig, tracksuit, big cigar.

Is it for Halloween?

I wrote this then deleted, then thought sod it 😈

What theme?

white sheet, cut holes - job done.

Make sure you use a sheet and not a pillow case though!

@flash - I am guessing halloween party

I once wore some yellow clothes and wrapped lots of black electricians around me, with some cut up black bin bags on my back.

I didnt look like a wasp, I looked more like a ****.

Tomorrow night I cant wait to get dressed up as a goth. Black clothes and white face paint. Again, dead easy.

Just wanted to be sure.

Got to be a boiler suit and a Dyson strapped to you back

"Who you gonna call?"

@Monogramman - very good might be a bit soon

My daughter and boyfriend just did the Brighton Zombie Beach thing - old clothes, lots of white makeup mixed with red for blood and dark black eyes - looked great as a couple, could add a zombie baby

Most innovative I heard was a themed London Tube Station party - lots of good ones to work with, probably not time though.

is your missus called Michelle?
If so you could piggy-back her all night, when people ask what you've come as,
say............a tortoise, then point to your missus and say that's me-shell!

Strip off naked. Two saucepans strategically placed over your bum and wanger, tied up as best you can and hey presto..... You're the naked chef!

Last one I went to the oh dressed as a kinky cat(mainly out of her wardrobe) I liked it,very saucy! I went as a ghoul...fairly lame,tux and white makeup....all the gals just looked like hookers.i had a great night!

One of my mates is going as one of these

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But instead of a gorilla it's Jimmy Saville and with him (my mate) in the cage.

There aint nothin better than the Hulk, cut off jeans, ripped shirt and paint yourself green........YEAH!!!

two rolls of bog roll. job done!

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Couple of ideas,I think Tulisa and nicky have it right

Borrow a karate suit and go as a chef

Stick some half tennis balls on a compost bin, stand inside, hey presto, you're Davros.

I used to put on a white towel like a nappy.

Stay at home and go as the invisible man?

This is very boring but very quick. Several fun sized cereal boxes stapled onto plain, blood splattered t-shits. You could be cereal killers. Wield an axe or similar to add to effect.

couple of bin bags, black (or red but definitely not denim) jeans, couple of zips from the local sewing shop sewn onto the jeans (bondage trousers),a few safety pins & some wacky coloured hair gel (Colour XTreme for example, available at Boots for around a fiver; washes straight out) - hey presto, punk rocker

I was going to throw together a couple of cardboard boxes over a boiler suit as an intentionally s**t transformer. Kinda regretting not doign it not- I was going to have bits that drop off and everything.

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Stephen Gough. Doesn't get easier than that.

This...

I guess any old smart phone or tablet with Skype could be used by the anti Apple brigade.

Thanks for everyone's suggestions! Now going as a vampire (original I know!) lol cheers again 🙂

I'm going out tonight as Lance Armstrong.