[Closed] Fake Boobies

Go no bigger than a C cup.

What tyres for silicone mounds?

OK here we go... Pics or... Oh never mind 🙂

Having dated 3 women in my time who have had breast surgery, I think when people say it will help with confidence, it rarely does. Confidence is a deeper issue than that.

If it must be done, go quality over quantity.

we'll need pictures to make a proper assessment.

[quote=Onzadog opined]Having dated 3 women in my time who have had breast surgery, I think when people say it will help with confidence, it rarely does. Confidence is a deeper issue than that.
If it must be done, go quality over quantity.

THIS

It may well be treating a symptom and not a cause

I only know two guys who's wives got their boobs done. 12months and 18months later both their wives had moved on to other partners.

Onzadog - Member

Having dated 3 women in my time

🙄 Show off.

The obvious question is who does she want to look good for?

Not my wife, but one of my mates had implants.

I can't comment on them personally, frankly post op I struggled the tell the difference, but my female friends who saw them uncovered said they were very 'good'.

She was very happy and it made her more confident in that respect. I was surprised as she was an attractive women before / after, but if it made her happy.

The downsides, the same body image issues that drove her to have them, also drove her to think the weight gain she had post op was due to her getting fatter, wouldn't hear the simple maths/physics that the implants weighed a decent amount, so went mad at the gym and dieted even though she was technically under weight and meant some health problems until she accepted the obvious.

She caught an infection post-op even though there were no issues during surgery and she took the proper precautions, just one of those things, it was painful and meant 4 weeks off work over the 2 she took for the op.

AFAIK they don't last forever, even the newer ones, they'll probably need re-doing, removing later in life, more expense / surgery.

Having dated 3 women in my time who have had breast surgery,

Can we have the name of the website you use..?

Not quite the same but my ex did this, after we'd split up but she insisted I have a go and tell her what I thought. They're very good! They look right on her, they feel right. no bad scarring, she's much happier and says there's no side effects (to me it's neither better or worse but it's something that bothered her. And it bothered her that it bothered her, if you know what I mean? I don't know if I'd have even known, in different circumstances. I'd spot the scars I reckon and figure out what they were rather than tell from the actual boob, but you'd never guess, to look at her with clothes on.

Implants that I've (can't resist) come across (sorry) weren't so good, they didn't look quite right and they definitely didn't feel right. Though I suppose, given what I just said, it's totally possible I've just not known sometimes especially with different surgeries.

It leads to bloomin awkward conversations if you're not careful. I like how you are; I will like you how you will be. What do I prefer? I prefer that you be happy. Happy and confident is sexy. That sort of thing. In her case her body image unhappiness was very, very specific and I kind of worried that she'd end up finding something else to be unhappy about but that didn't seem to happen. Good result, for her.

As long as you are allowed to buy a new bike to the same value as her new breasts then everyone's happy.

My analogy is that nearly all doctors at Moorfields eye hospital wear glasses. No laser eye surgery.

Two new bikes, surely?
My friend Samantha reckons there's nothing like getting to grips with a lovely new pair of full bouncers.

I know of two people that have had them done. One was the result of a lot of chemo following breast cancer and the new pair was provided by the NHS. I never saw them in the flesh, but the size was not out of proportion to the lass in question, so they looked pretty natural.

The other person I know just got them to look bigger. She spent 4 or so grand on them, got a big infection and had to have them taken out. I think she is still intending to have another set put back in, but I cannot understand why.

Anyway, I can't offer more than that. I think the advice on the psychology of the procedure is sound. Maybe find someine that can talk that part of things through with her before the op?

It doesn't help with confidence. Will she be happy with the shape, I.e the outcome?

Is this partly for you? I.e you've responded partly positive to surgery when asked by her driven by your motives?

Will she be self conscious post-op?

doctors at Moorfields eye hospital wear glasses. No laser eye surgery.

When actually only 20 out of 130 wear glasses 🙂

So maybe ALL the rest have had laser eye surgery.

We will never know, so it's a crap analogy.

And it's got nothing to do with fake knockers either.

Do keep up.

They don't feel right/natural to the touch...and that's enough to put me right off.

Why do big tits = more confidence?

If my cock was (even more) huge I'm not sure it'd give me more confidence.

At her size - do not let her go over the muscle.
Find a good surgeon through recommendations that does under the muscle.
Have several good friends who've had them done and have "met" one or two as well - only one did them for size.
In her case she lost 8st and the only comment most came out with was "where's your boobs gone?" So she went and got the Twins (as she calls them). Mahoosive in the flesh but not that obvious clothed.
Couple were after massive weight loss - which meant they felt unbalanced.
Only one of those went over the muscle because of scar tissue and she wishes she could've gone under but wasn't medically advised.
The others you'd really struggle to tell - even down to trying to find the scars.
The healing time is longer but the results are massively (no pun) superior.

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ping pong, ding dong or king kong?

a lass at my work had hers done, from an A t DD id guess.
it boosted her confidence by a fair amount.

My ex-wife had an inverted nipple operated on and my last ex gf had fake boobs done. I've come to terms with my spectacular bad judgement with choosing partners, but I'll think long and hard about dating anyone who's had breast surgery for anything other than life-saving reasons! As above, it seems to help confidence on some levels, but I really couldn't see the point. I prefer more athletic looking women, but there's definitely unhealthy pressure to be bigger

Don't go too big- My mrs would kill to be a b cup - she hated her big boobs - me on the other hand couldnt give a monkeys how big or small they are so long as I get to play with them 😆

For a little background, she's 26, we've been together 11 years

Thats extremely admirable, unless you're a 48 year old geography teacher, in which case its deplorable.

Are their any cons that (apart from the risks associated with surgery)

Echoing much thats been mentioned above - cosmetic surgery is really a kind psychiatric surgery, its changing the outside in an attempt to fix something on the inside, aside from instances such as reconstructive surgery after injury and disease (and aside from gender reassignment) its commonly not a fix that works. It either doesn't scratch the itch or it does't scratch the itch [i]enough[/i]. Cosmetic surgeons are well aware that patients that come to them really should seek counselling instead of surgery - that surgery alone is not going to give the patient happiness they're hoping for. That brilliant because it means what they get is a patient that keeps coming back.

The other aspect at 26 - a pair of plastic tits isn't going to last 50 years. Theres at least one more surgery in prospect, to remove them again.

was expecting more of this tbh

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Tricky, one (friend) girlfriend had a reduction purely for cosmetic reasons. She'd been plagued with comments since Uni and gotten rightly cheesed off with them and the constant staring.. Beautiful looking Girl too, but she always thought Blokes were only interested in her boobs.
2 divorces later and she's on her own again, but with smaller boobs... SHe's now wondering why she can't find anyone and says (I don't 100% believe her here) "no ones interested now I've got small boobs" Which I think is horseshit, she's just lost confidence.

Thought id give the other side of the story..

An ex-girlfriend had one done. It was weird and didn't feel at all natural.

Real question OP which i don't really know the answer to - have you asked a Dr what might happen / need to happen if you decide to have kids? I've no idea if the natural enlargement, milkshake production then reshape/reduction throughout the baby nuturing period would mean anything needs to be done to the implants.

Some people love them when they're done, others don't. Trouble is; you don't know until well after they're done.

Rachel (no, I didn't)

Actually on that note ^^ maybe you should suggest you find a live subject to have a test on, you know, so you can gain a realistic perspective...

Ask for the intelligent falsies. They droop progressively as you get older.

An ex-girlfriend had one done. It was weird and didn't feel at all natural.

To be fair, I reckon it would have felt more natural and less weird if she'd had both of them done.

[ninja edit] @captainsasquatch - sorry about that, thought I was just taking the piss out of someone's strange choice of words

dammit - beaten to the punchline by nealglover

an ex had them done before i met her. they were pretty good to be fair, but you could have bought a hell of a bike for the same money. done for confidence reasons apparently, but she admitted they didn't really make any difference in that regard. the main difference to her life was men started opening doors for her.

i shared a house with a different girl who had them done (after i met her) for similar reasons to my ex. she said similar things afterwards too.

Implants need to be replaced every ten years due to shelf life, some times sooner.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Breast-implants/Pages/Complications.aspx

Implants are not for life. Add in replacement costs or skin redcution surgery/removel surgery plus amount of time both ops will need to heal.

[ninja edit] @captainsasquatch - sorry about that, thought I was just taking the piss out of someone's strange choice of words

The sister in law had them done , shes built like a prepubescent 12 yr old boy .( has majour eating issues) Went from a nipple too C cup and they look ridiculous on her physical build really really obvious they've been done .

I fully expect this thread to be decorated with copious amounts of cleavage - I do not encourage this, nor do I condemn it...

Can I just say, I'm proud that this thread has been (predominantly) wholly sensible thus far. Thank you.

A friend had it done. Hers were totally for confidence / cosmetic reasons. I really couldn't see the need, but she was certain it would make a difference to her. Went to about a c cup I think and it did make a big difference to her confidence.
I also know they didn't feel at all natural (I was asked to check, in full view and with permission from my now wife, comparing feel to my now sister in laws..... That was a good night!!!!), just like a big too hard lump. Having said that, it appears partners since then don't have any issues with it at all.

I once spent a night with a lady who had had six nipples, along the milk line, and had had the extra ones removed surgically when they started growing into boobs. Just had to share.

On a younger woman of any cup size then I'd say stay natural unless it really is a problem, rather than just a symptom. On an older woman of more ample proportions it can help a bit in terms of support rather than size gain.

I've an open mind after experiencing a few sets of varying attractiveness.

Seen people who have had them done, quite often just before or after they dump their partners. A few people for whom that wasn't the case. Unless someone is very small, very asymmetrical or has had Cancer, I'd want to really understand their reasons very fully.

Pregnancy would be a cheaper option upfront and achieve the same result, with the bonus of a baby.

'Met' three pairs, all done to boost their respective confidences. Only one pair looked natural, and that (I'm guessing) was because they were in proportion with her build - funnily enough they were the only ones which felt natural(ish) too.

Current GF is a total gym bunny so was considering them after losing way more weight than necessary (in my opinion), but decided against them because she feared they'd make her look fat..?! ¯\_(?)_/¯

Never been with anyone who was, shall we say 'spectacularly' endowed, in fact they've all been 'small, but perfectly formed', and I've always preferred girls who are small and slim anyway.
A wise man once said, "more than a handful is wasted", and another, even wiser man said "excess is the bit you can't get in your mouth"; wise words indeed... 😉

Where I used to work, everyone had a decent (several £1000) bonus one year, and there was endless discussion about what it would be spent on.

One mate decided that he was going to get his GF the boobs she always wanted as a Christmas present. She was delighted, ecstatic and grateful for about 3 months after they were fitted - then she kicked him out.

I'm not proud to say that for literally years afterwards the opening line of any conversation that he had with anyone in the factory was "Who's feeling your bonus this week, then, Dave?"

Got to reinforce the fact that body image issues only mask deeper psychological problems. I've only been lucky enough to go out with one girl (amongst many) that has been happy with her body, and ironically enough she was one of, if not, the most flat chested girls amongst them all.

Have dated a couple of girls with, to be fair, quite frankly enormous jumper bunnies. One said hers were so big (32GG) they caused her constant issues, and she kept talking about getting them reduced so that she can live a more normal life. The other had 34F and was happy with them, but did admit that any form of exercise was an issue, and she had other body image issues anyway.

Was seeing one girl some years ago who had, to be honest, probably the most perfect natural pair I'd ever seen (perfection has less to do with size than it does shape and proportion IMO), yet of course she hated her body and wanted to get an enormous boob job for some reason. Current GF wasn't last in the queue when they were handing them out, yet she still thinks the key to "making herself more attractive" is to get bigger bangers... 😕

One of the girls that rides with our road group fairly often, who is very athletic, stands to attention probably a little more than she should at her age. We became friends and she added me as a friend on Instagram, and I was looking through her photos one day and... Well, she's got photos on there from as far back as 2007, when she was decidedly very flat chested, where now she looks reasonably well in proportion, but they're certainly higher and rounder than they should be. That and she'd make a good hat stand at a party! It's not like she's lacking in self confidence either (VERY sporty, plays footy for a mens team, quick on a bike, gym bunny, works in male dominated job etc.), and she's not a girly girl in the slightest, so strikes me as odd that she'd have done it quite frankly! Anyway... Guess I'll never know, so will leave it there.

Never quite understood how and why most women are so image obsessed, when to be honest, 9/10 men are more bothered about them being willing than they are the size of their chest (sorry that sounds crude, calling it like it is though). Personally, if we're being shallow and judging on looks alone, I'm far more interested in a smile, nice eyes, a fantastic arse and athletic pair of legs than I am what's inside the bra. Someone that makes me laugh and I can share my passions with is more important than any of that though, in which case if ever the money arose to contemplate a boob job, I'd hope my GF would suggest doing something far more interesting and worthwhile with it than spending it cosmetically.

The lovely MrsMC is very short but not lacking in frontage.

The extra weight - especially post kids - puts a lot of strain on her back and shoulders. Voluntarily wanting to run that risk if you go too big seems daft to me.

We get loads of failed silicone breast implants at work, boy what the silicone does to the surrounding tissue if it leaks is awful & I can see why they don't feel natural. I'd not put one of those in my body, low confidence or not!

pregnancy definitely WONT be cheaper! 😉

If you go for it, quality definitely would be my advice, I work in a company that has taken on a massive amount of eastern European engineers, many of the females have obviously had surgery and insist on wearing very tight tops, I have yet to see one of these females who's nipples point in the same direction (am not talking one pointing left and one pointing right, more 1 up and 1 down!!!)

The above aside, I am not a fan of fakies, still not seen any that look real and fakies can be spotted a mile off.

Girl I knew hot them done for confidence reasons but she wad egocentric to say the least so was more a look at me exercise.

Went bigger than was reasonable. Walked around in tight tops announcing to all and sundry that the left one was called k1 and the right k2 (only amusing thing she said her whole life). Think she eventually had a disciplinary with the teaching council.

I'm far more interested in a smile, nice eyes, a fantastic arse and athletic pair of legs than I am what's inside the bra. Someone that makes me laugh and I can share my passions with is more important than any of that though, in which case if ever the money arose to contemplate a boob job, I'd hope my GF would suggest doing something far more interesting and worthwhile with it than spending it cosmetically.

Have dated a lady with added frontage and have a couple of observations.

They are like a new car, fab to look at, great to play with but eventually they become normal. This applies to both the owner and person invited to play. The confidence boost is not long term if the underlying issues aren't tackled.

Oh, and in the cold they remain cold which is like hugging two large snowballs after a cold winters day.

And don't go more than two sizes up than she currently has, it will just look obviously false.

go quality over quantity.

Oh, I don't know...

Yeah, you don't want three.

Coffee / keyboard interface scenario...

Three boobs...

Hmmmm. On the udder hand ...

mboy - Member
Never quite understood how and why most women are so image obsessed, when to be honest, 9/10 men are more bothered about them being willing than they are the size of their chest (sorry that sounds crude, calling it like it is though). Personally, if we're being shallow and judging on looks alone, I'm far more interested in a smile, nice eyes, a fantastic arse and athletic pair of legs than I am what's inside the bra. Someone that makes me laugh and I can share my passions with is more important than any of that though, in which case if ever the money arose to contemplate a boob job, I'd hope my GF would suggest doing something far more interesting and worthwhile with it than spending it cosmetically.

I suspect that if asked privately, i.e. not in front of mates, most blokes would agree. But there's often a need to be seen to be one of the boys, and to therefore agree with the perceived consensus that bigger is better. Starts in the playground and extends to varying degrees into adulthood. Lads' mags and women's mags continuously reinforce the myth. So it's no wonder that women can feel insecure despite having what most blokes would be very pleased to get their hands on, should they be so lucky.

Never quite understood how and why most women are so image obsessed, when to be honest, 9/10 men are more bothered about them being willing than they are the size of their chest (sorry that sounds crude, calling it like it is though).

Because we live in what is still a pretty misogynistic society where women are judged on their looks, but blokes generally aren't. Just look at it. Even female MP's have comments passed on their looks, choice of clothing (Theresa Mays shoes). Did you read any comments in todays papers about George Osbournes suit yesterday in parliament? No. Exactly!

Also theres a multitude of billion pound industries, who've spent decades specifically feeding insecurities to women, then profiting from offering 'solutions', like snake oil salesmen.

Don't worry though about the imbalance though. Those same industries are desperately trying to level the playing field.....

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Good luck with that 😀

What ti seatpost for fake boobs 😈 ?

An uppy-downy one I'd expect.

binners - Member

Did you read any comments in todays papers about George Osbournes suit yesterday in parliament?

It's pretty much the same suit that Frankie Boyle said makes him look like he's going to Slytherin prom night so, kinda.

But yeah. It's like thigh gap, I'd never even heard of that til I saw someone complain on facebook that she was worried about not having a thigh gap. WT actual F is that all about? It's like we just pick random things to try and make women feel bad about. Hey ladies, are men disgusted by the colour of your bumhole? Then you need anal bleaching!

tomd - Member

Pregnancy would be a cheaper option upfront and achieve the same result, with the bonus of a baby.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha

ha ha hahahahahahahah.

Never had kids have you?

Thank you guys, for a well balanced and, dare I say it, sensitive posting on this subject.

Never had kids have you?

Yes, I've seen first hand it's booby enhancing magic. It probably won't work out cheaper long term granted.

Pregnancy would be a cheaper option upfront

What you mean is you're only required to make a small deposit

For a risky inbreastment.

The wife spoke of this a few years ago.

I even offered to put my money where my mouth is.

She banned me from having any say in the choosing of the boobs 😥

I started to show her pictures of my favorite boobs
It was nice to share my hobby

I think my enthusiasm put her off 😥

I regret not being able to keep cool under pressure 😕
Damn it!!

I only know two guys who's wives got their boobs done. 12months and 18months later both their wives had moved on to other partners.

Yes, but is there a drawback?

is there a drawback?

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So many potential comments but so far I can only think of one that wouldn't get me banned...Is this the joke about the elephant?

Cougar - Moderator

I fully expect this thread to be decorated with copious amounts of cleavage - I do not encourage this, nor do I condemn it...

Can I just say, I'm proud that this thread has been (predominantly) wholly sensible thus far. Thank you.

I wonder how we would feel if the size of our willy was visible all day long to women.

Lets face it, we don't wear budgie smugglers on the beach do we.

Takes a good deal of self confidence to say you don't care what others think.

Sadly I would suggest its only going to cover up a deeper issue (with her and with society).

Lets face it, we don't wear budgie smugglers on the beach do we.

I do 😉

Similar to you my wife and me have been together a long time.

I don't think she was anywhere as near bothered by it as your girlfriend. But she would go on about getting a boob job every now and then.

She's extremely pretty and petit, I suppose her breast were on the smaller side.

Anyway we recently had a kid and she's breast feeding.

She's sprung right back into shape but her breasts are really pretty big now like not massive massive but a proper good size.

She used to be a really good runner, but when you see her trying to jog to catch a train or something like that you can see its really affected her gait and movement.

Anyhow if she'd have a breast job, they'd be massive now and probably really heavy and frankly would nt look right at all.

I was really surprised how much the pregnancy effect them, so if you wife is ever planning on having kids I'd take that into account.

Mankinis FTW!