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So, i just eagerly broke into my lovely cheese sandwiches i made this morning before i left for work, to find, er, doh, i'd not actually put any cheese in them.
So, it's lovely butter and lettuce sandwiches for me today. nom, nom......
#justanothermanicmonday
The only thing I can sort of relate to in your situation was the joy I took in finding out that the tin of spaghetti hoops I thought I had for lunch was actually hoops and sausages. If your low matches my high, you have my sincerest pity.
take out the 'salad' go to chippie. stuff said bread with aforementioned chips
I hope you've now learnt what a waste of space lettuce is. Leave it out next time and add Marmite.
if i made myself some lovely cheese sandwiches before leaving for work id have demolished them before i even got there!!
Green stuff has no place in a cheese sandwich, unless it's a particularly fine mould on the cheese.
Other than that, howsyourdad1 has all the advice you need.
Remove salad and add crisps, lunch saved.
max torque regrets?
Salad? On a cheese sarnie? Pfft. Anyway....wherever you are in Britain, you're never more than 200 yards from....
I must say hoops and sausages are overrated. Four sausages per tin? Clearly insufficient.
Years ago I worked in a mill on 12 hour shifts. Heavy manual work that required plenty of sustenance. I cycled to work with a massive hangover and headphones in. Got there to find I’d left my back pack wide open and my snap box had fallen out. That was a bad day
I would argue there are no sausages in a tin of hoops and sausages
Cheese on its own does not make a sandwich. It's an accompaniment to the main filling, which may be ham, pork, beef, pastrami, tuna etc. If I were given your sandwich with cheese in it I'd be very, very disappointed.
I once sat at my desk at college to tuck into the cheese & HP sauce sandwiches that I'd been looking forward to all morning. Took a big bite out and found something very rubbery in there... It turned out that my bag had been intercepted by some other students and a condom (thankfully unused) inserted in there.
Yes, I did exact revenge (involving cracking the combination lock of the ringleader's bike, swapping the barrels around then moving his bike so it was hanging from a covered walkway – and of course I had now changed the code so he couldn't get it down). 🙂
Cheese and lettuce sandwich = a failure of imagination.
Imaginative Sandwiches sounds like a naff "trendy" idea designed to fleece people out of lots of cash for some terrible damp limp things. Stick to the basics, do it well, job jobbed
(and less chance of disappointment..... as long as you actually remember to add the filling of course.... 😉
It would also be a great 'nickname' for a couple on a swingers website, but i digress.....
I bought a double sausage and egg mcmuffin from Shrewsbury McDs on the way to Llandegla.
It was only as my mate drove back down the slip road to the motorway that I opened my breakfast and realised there was no double sausage in it!
@frc
My local to work sandwich shop makes me a Stilton, lettuce, cucumber and salad cream ciabatta. Might sound poncy, tastes amerzin...
It would also be a great ‘nickname’ for a couple on a swingers website, but i digress…..
So would 'double sausage'.