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In profile I've got a pointy face. A bit (a lot?) rodent-like - it's kind of triangular seen from the side - if I ran into a wall (not that I do this often) my nose would hit before any other part of my face.

I've done some (tiny) research and most film stars/pop stars seem to have flat faces.

Which are you?

[To add value to putative data collectors perhaps I should add that I am half Prussian half English.]


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:04 pm
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Flat.

Think Matt Damon with more me.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:05 pm
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my head is shaped like a anvil........ 😀


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:07 pm
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flat. Filmstar looks!


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:10 pm
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100% Hollywood here.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:12 pm
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Hi TSY - hope things are well with you?

Ton - so you're a pointy-face then 😆


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:13 pm
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karin.......no i am a blockhead.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:14 pm
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Ian Drury and the ..


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:18 pm
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I am a pointed faced person. I want to see the person who could run into a wall and make first impact with anything other than their nose?!?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:18 pm
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LOL Fergal Sharkey?

But you know what I meant (I hope) - actually, if I ran into a wall my tits would hit first, by a significant margin.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:29 pm
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Someone should ask for pics.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:30 pm
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Like most people my nose extends beyond the profile of the rest of my face, so it always hits the wall first .... if I remain in a perfectly plumb upright position.

I would however much prefer to have a proper snout than the ridiculous primate face which I've sadly inherited through evolution. I'd also like proper whiskers too. Although above all, I would rather not have to be forced to walk on my hind legs - an extremely dangerous and hugely impractical operation which puts unnatural stresses on my back. And I can't being to imagine how much faster I could run on four legs. Plus of course I could also cycle much faster with four pedals .... as I steered the handlebars with my strong and efficient muzzle.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:38 pm
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In profile I've got a pointy face.

I just checked and although I can't comment on the pointiness of your face, I did wonder if you were a Yorkshire lass and whether your pooch was named after a useful industrial component ?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:51 pm
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Anyone remember the Tefal adverts from the late 70's or early 80's..?

😥


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 5:54 pm
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Yorkshire?! Ee by gum No. Although my father was stationed at RAF Patrington for a time. My dog is called Missy - what industrial component can be named after her? - apart from the stuff she slobbers onto the windows of my car and caravan which require industrial cleaners to remove *sigh*

I have found a photo of the things that hit first - hoping to upload but my patience may expire first

Talking of evolution, I would love to have 4xPaw and a tail would be awesome (cf Avatar)


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:09 pm
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Is there [i]anyone[/i] whose nose wouldn't hit a wall first?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:11 pm
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I would describe my face as 'orc-like'.

Fortunately for my wife I'm much taller than her so she only ever has to look at my chest...


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:12 pm
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Well, maybe if you had a hard on

But I MEANT flat or pointy faces really and I realise that what I posted was absolutely open to interpretation (which is the beauty of STW) (Evanescence on shuffle now so reflective)


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:15 pm
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Yorkshire?! Ee by gum No.

Fair enough......there was something of the Yorkshire lass about you imo.

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apart from the stuff she slobbers onto the windows of my car and caravan which require industrial cleaners to remove *sigh*

Have you tried Windolene ?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:22 pm
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Right, photos, not side on so I hope researchers can extrapolate relevant face/wall hitting information

BTW my uploads from Flickr [i]never[/i] work

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Posted : 21/04/2012 6:24 pm
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Very nice. What's that tattoo on your right arm ?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:26 pm
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I use Autoglym Fast Glass FTW


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:26 pm
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If you nose hits before them, you have a problem...


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:27 pm
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I use Autoglym Fast Glass FTW

Excellent. They seemed to have polished up very nicely.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:28 pm
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Hmm - bump stops?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:29 pm
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It's a Celtic thang ... had it done in Berwick on Tweed when I was 40 - no need to rush these things lol. I love it. Had big tits since I was 13 MAJOR DISADVANTAGE


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:30 pm
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On the positive side, I will never drown


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:31 pm
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Had big tits since I was 13 MAJOR DISADVANTAGE

Bet they weren't.

No need to shout btw luv.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:34 pm
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Honestly, I was flat as a pancake. I used to pray to god (because I still believe in the christian thing) for tits. Nada. Nothing. Not a gnat bite. Vests. YES a vest. When all my contemporaries were wearing bras I was in a ****ing VEST.Suddenly. BOOM. TITS. My first bra was 36C. Every man I met spoke exclusively to my chest.

Not angry, just recording facts. It's been a very interesting life.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:40 pm
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Tits. Proof a man can concentrate on two things at once.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:45 pm
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I used to pray to god (because I still believe in the christian thing) for tits.

You see ?........careful what you pray for.

Although personally I can't see much wrong with your heavenly sent assets.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:46 pm
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Is MAJOR DISADVANTAGE a superhero?

And is the op high? I mean...pics in her underwear?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:49 pm
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And is the op high? I mean...pics in her underwear?
Better than a door in her dressing-gown!


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 6:50 pm
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Oops, that should have been believe[/i]ed[i] in (the christian) god. I do not now. But I still have big tits.

Tits Triumph Over God!!!! Could this make the Sunday papers?

Who knows.

I'm going to take my dog for a walk now.


 
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that should have been believe[/i]ed[i] in (the christian) god. I do not now.

Not since you've embraced Celtic paganism and witchcraft I take it ?

Well now there's gratitude for you.....Jesus answers your prayers and gives you an enormous pair of knockers, and then you turn your back on him 😐


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 7:08 pm
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I have a pointless face


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 7:32 pm
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pointy.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 7:40 pm
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Since my immediate christians were paedophiles, physical and psychological abusers, viz "You're fat, ugly and mad - your're mad and you don't belong in this family" .. not sure how that goes with going to church every Sunday and professing to be "christian". However, having regard to revelations about the wrong doings of the catholic church, maybe my experiences weren't so unusual. And since adulthood, the warmongering of the likes of that Blair thing and the Bush horror reminds me that christianity has, like many other religions, moved a very great way fron its original tenets.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 7:47 pm
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christianity has, like many other religions, moved a very great way fron its original tenets.
Nope - I don't think it has.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 7:58 pm
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But Jesus answered your prayers in your hour of need and rewarded you with an enormous pair of knockers - doesn't that count for anything ?

Besides, what are the non-christian gods records when it comes to warmongering ? Thor hasn't exactly got an unblemished record now has he ?


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:02 pm
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My missus likes big tits, care t....

No, I'll get banned.

I'll shut up.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:06 pm
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Ernie, you made of chuckle there.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:08 pm
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Can we just stick to the topic.....

Big tits.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:12 pm
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But the Viking gods didn't have mealy-mouthed intermediaries. Oh, please don't get me started on the perfidy of the major organised religions which have been used to control the masses, put bluntly. Now that people can read and write and have access to information (and shopping malls) religion is losing ground. Oh, and that they can't drown, burn or impale non-believers.

The old gods are much more attractive, encompassing as they do fallability, capricity, jealousy, anger, joy, love and the fact that shit happens.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:20 pm
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God damnit, boobs please!


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 8:21 pm
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I think you might have a bad case of confusing Christianity with [edit]the church[edit off] organised religion!

Easily done - and I had as much reason so to do. All in the past now. The Plymouth Brethren have much to answer for. Don't get me started.


 
Posted : 21/04/2012 9:07 pm
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No idea, am I pointy or flat?!

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The old gods are much more attractive, encompassing as they do fallability, capricity, jealousy, anger, joy, love and the fact that shit happens.

You talk a lot of sense - I like 😀

The fullsome breasts are a bonus, and proof of a bountiful God. Of some sort.


 
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My head is sort of both, a cross between Keneth Williams and Mr Potato Head. Having perused the photos I can say that if I ran into a wall, despite it's size, It would not be my nose hitting first 😉


 
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