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[Closed] Evolution has dealt me a crap hand.

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After nearly cutting my throat attempting to shave around my Adams apple I got to thinking.
Why hasn't my face gone bald rather than my head?
Hair on my head would offer warmth,sun protection and a fair bit of impact absorption.
Hair on my face does bugger all and needs getting rid of every day. Sure I could let it grow but I'd get no end of "your heads on upside down" quips.
Yours,with blood on my throat and scabs on my head.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:02 pm
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Do you have children?
The only way to get rid of male pattern baldness, is to stop bald men breading.
edit. Breeding. 😀


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:14 pm
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is to stop bald men breading.

Ah, always wondered why it was called having a bun in the oven...
My coat? Why thank you!


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:16 pm
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And I thought it would be about Jeremy Beadle.....

Count zero get mine as well


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:22 pm
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I class my bald head as a solar panel for a sex machine.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:26 pm
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The great evolutionary question in my life has always been, why are the nerves in teeth so incredible good at transmitting pain?


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:27 pm
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My theory is that it is down to physics, not evolution.

Certain male hair follicles have greater mass than other skin cells so over the decades gravity causes them to migrate from the top of your head to your ears, nose, shoulders and even your toes.

Like sultanas sinking to the bottom of the muesli.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 7:52 pm
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I class my bald head as a solar panel for a sex machine.

Living in the uk you must me the most underpowered sex machine ever!


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:00 pm
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Aproximately 50% of the time I have more hair on my face than my head - the other 50% I have just as much on both.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:33 pm
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Electric shaver FTW.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:37 pm
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You've got your head on upside down.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 8:53 pm
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Like this?

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via Reddit


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 10:14 pm
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Maximum live long and prosper.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 10:22 pm
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"Dude, when I said [i]'Give him the finger'[/i], I didn't mean..."


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 11:20 pm
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gives more vitamin D as you get older, which is a good thing.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 11:26 pm
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Hair on my head would offer warmth,sun protection and a fair bit of impact absorption.
Hair on my face does bugger all and needs getting rid of every day.

The solution is to stop shaving - what sir requires is a beard combover

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Posted : 05/01/2014 1:18 am
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Evolution has made you masculin and you are complaining?


 
Posted : 05/01/2014 10:42 am

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