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This turned up in my friends shipping delivery last night.
Nice.

OMG!

We need copying in to the customer service chat on that one. 🙂
Why’d you scribble out the Sainsbury’s logo?
"Couple of substitutions, there's no Carling and we haven't had the delivery of Yule logs in yet"
Organic?
😯
Oh, I see the bottle now. I thought you were talking about all of the vegan stuff.
Oh, I see the bottle now. I thought you were talking about all of the vegan stuff.
Is pee vegan? Could be a protest.
Oh way. Wonder if they'd had enough of their job. I doubt very much that there's any way to talk your way out of that.
I’d also be asking why Sainsbury’s don’t allow their drivers time for for toilet breaks (unless the driver is rushing so can knock off earlier)
Wonder if you would get extra Nectar points?
Not much point in a toilet break @houns if the only place to pish is in a bottle in the back of the van. I'd imagine you do get a break during you route at Sainsbury's.....obviously traffic and length of time people faff picking bottles of posh etc out of their shopping etc dictates whether or not you can actually take said break. Today is actually my first day as a none supermarket delivery driver....my music career has picked up sufficiently again that I no longer needed to do it.
Not much point in a toilet break houns if the only place to pish is in a bottle in the back of the van.
This was an issue brought to light by the HGV driver shortage but will obviously have an effect on delivery drivers as well is the lack of public facilities in the UK - parking, rest stops and toilets - so yes, take a break where exactly. When 'pay and conditions for drivers' were being discussed its only the pay that the employers have any control over the 'conditions' of working in and around the UK is something well have a responsibility for. I don't know about anyone else but very few of the communities around me have any sort of toilet facilities in them that the drivers who delivery my parcels could use. Theres not dedicated space made available for drivers to park, take breaks or over-night.
My Local Authority covers an area of 1220km2, serves a population of 120,000 people and provides two public toilets, one of which is in the middle of a pedestrian mall so not really convenient for drivers.
unless the driver is rushing so can knock off earlier)
What bottle for knocking one out in the back of a van?
If it’s Sainsbury’s, shouldn’t it be taste the difference?
Speaking as an ex supermarket home delivery van driver in a city centre -think of all the places you go to use facilities when there's no council facilities and how many are not available if you're in a supermarket uniform - can't go in Wetherspoons or any other pub, can't go in any other supermarket so your options are McD's, Burger King or KFC where parking a large van is likely difficult / impossible or using a cafe and buying something in the cafe you don't need.
Clearly the driver isn't getting time to piss or drink. That is very yellow
think of all the places you go to use facilities when there’s no council facilities and how many are not available if you’re in a supermarket uniform
Yes I've done that. What I'm struggling with is why the only solution left would be to deliver a bottle of your own piss to one of your customers?
why the only solution left would be to deliver a bottle of your own piss to one of your customers
Just a cock up probably.
Well, cock down, it stays in the bottle then
My sympathies are with the driver, having to work a job where the only way they can meet the most basic of needs by pissing in a bottle.
To be fair judging by the amount the bottle appears to have contracted after the hot urine cooled down there must have been quite a lot of air left in the bottle.
Well under 500ml doesn't suggest a massively full bladder and busting for a piss.
Unless perhaps the delivery driver has prostrate issues.
Unless perhaps the delivery driver has prostrate issues
Well if he does it'll be easier to examine his prostate😀
prostrate issues
Can't lie down?
She's got a good aim.
prostate
LOL! I kept looking at the word not entirely convinced that I had got the spelling right but hit the send button anyway 🙂
LOL! I kept looking at the word not entirely convinced that I had got the spelling right but hit the send button anyway 🙂
You are not alone, my wife is a urology nurse and she says most people call it their prostrate!!
Surely most people don't have one 🙂
Surely most people don’t have one 🙂
Doesn't stop them talking about it. Eg, "my husband's prostate."
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Surely most people don’t have one 🙂
A surprisingly large amount of people on a urology ward do (or did)!
And he didnt wash his hands after, so all your shopping is contaminated with wee.
Lets just hope Sainsbury's dont offer you chocolate brownies in way of compensation.
Talking about delivery drivers facilities.
...can’t go in any other supermarket..
Surely wouldn't be difficult to get a gentleman's agreement that drivers could have rest stops in their competitors employee bogs. There's a Tesco/Sainsbury's/Asda round every corner, if they could all accommodate each other in this small way, all would win. Maybe I'm being too simplistic.
Also, why not just as a customer if you can pop in for a piss? I would if I was asked.
We've let a couple of postie's/delivery drivers 'use the facilities' when asked; would seem poor not to.
she says most people call it their prostrate!!
Doesn’t stop them talking about it. Eg, “my husband’s prostate.”
But hopefully they don't call it their prosate. Unless they are jealousy possessive!
FFS I've just realised that I have spelt it wrong again!
In my defence this thread is probably the first time that I have ever needed to spell prostate.