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 emsz
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God FML

Drank too much on Saturday, there's a mobile written on my arm, I have no idea who's it is I " may" have made a bit of a tit of myself in front of my ex, and I appear to have a stalker/ groupie.

Can I swap lives with someone please?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 7:59 am
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Keep your head down for a bit, and apologise as necessary to those who seem a little "off" with you.

These things soon pass,

APF


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:00 am
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Can I swap lives with someone please?

Swap arms perhaps. Or phones. Depends which has the least amount of contract to run.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:01 am
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If you cannot remember it didn't happen !


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:02 am
 emsz
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LOL alex I seem to apologising to quite a few people ATM, on Sunday I was like " do I need to say sorry?" to all my friends

I think I may have to go back to bed, oh god the radio is playing the final countdown now!!


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:17 am
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The yeti wasn't involved was he?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:18 am
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Look on the bright side - at least nobody's going to rock up to your door in 9 months time asking why you never phoned ...


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:18 am
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Barnsly he might have for all I can remember lol. There aren't any strange White fur remains anywhere, so I'm hoping not!!


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:21 am
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He is shedding his pelt at the moment, so I'm fairly sure there would have been some residue (what a thought) if he had been involved.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:23 am
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Blame it on your twin brother, the one who likes a drink.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:38 am
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get back down to the scene of the crime with a stiff drink in your hand and a grin..

roll your eyes a lot and proclaim 'What AM I like..!' to anyone that looks at you funny before getting drunk as a rat, peeing your knickers and getting off with the barmaid in the toilets..

works every time for me


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:43 am
 emsz
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Yunki sounds like a plan. Apart from pissing my knickers thanks though LOL


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:53 am
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Did you make it home with all your clothes?

If so i'm not sure i see the problem 😀


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:55 am
 emsz
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Not sure, can't remember getting home, was in bed though ( by myself thank god) noticed mobile, haven't called it yet, but it's no one I know


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 8:59 am
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Can I swap lives with someone please?

Sure, you can do housework and DIY all weekend, and I'll go out on the lash.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 11:41 am
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(a) its never as bad as you think it is.

(b) ok, sometimes it is.

call the number and pretend to be someone else

do a group text to everyone who was out and see how frostie the responses are. If they are really bad or no-one responds then refer to (b)


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 11:49 am
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get the number up here

we'll let you know who it is


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:04 pm
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I reckon you should post the phone number on here and we can all take turns calling it up pretending to be you.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:04 pm
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[i]I reckon you should post the phone number on here and we can all take turns calling it up pretending to be you[/i]

Don't do that. I'm busy enough as it is without having to answer the phone all effing day.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:06 pm
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Don't pretend you wouldn't love Massey - getting all those dirty calls from STD, I mean STWers.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:13 pm
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yeti's been banned for 10 years so i'm guessing it was your joint 'freedom' party on the weekend?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:15 pm
 emsz
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Yetis been banned?

What did he do?

Oh rang mobile, it was a dead number, more drunk them me!! LOL


 
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Or they ditched the phone when they had a sober flashback 😉


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:51 pm
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Move house..

You need to move house.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 12:53 pm
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banned for stuff he said on twitter.... dont know much more than that, all happened on friday i think whilst i was out the office so i missed everything.

i think they just discovered his multiple accounts (TSY, GW, iDave and IHN) 😈


 
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more [s]drunk[/s] cunning than me!! LOL


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 1:01 pm
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[i]i think they just discovered his multiple accounts (TSY, GW, iDave and IHN)[/i]

Nah, you're getting me wrong, I'm the alternative [s]personalities[/s] accounts of TandemJeremy, Hora and Kaesae.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 1:12 pm
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Altaz probably LOL

Yeti got banned here for saying stuff on twitter??!? Wow, better clean up my FB page then 😆


 
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WOAH THERE LITTLE MISSY! add me as a 'friend' then after i've had a browse.. that's the time to clear it up 8)


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 1:41 pm
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Emsz out of interest...how old are you? And I don't mean that in a derogatory sense. Just curious.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 1:58 pm
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43, cheers for asking joe, but i'm already taken x


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:03 pm
 emsz
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Philly you wish 🙂

Mind you, it's dead boring, pics iof mates, normal ****y jokes and OMG comments! Nothing exciting at all most messages are from my mum I reckon!

Joe, 21 why?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:18 pm
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Has yeti really gone?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:23 pm
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aww I hope not - he was quite funny (in a weird way)

Rachel


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:25 pm
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Definitely gone for ten years. As well as don Simon who's also going to be spending quite a few years in the cooler. One suspects there may be others after the Great Banning Weekend of 2012 but we can't really talk about it. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:32 pm
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Yeah me too, he was pretty funny. 🙁


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:32 pm
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For three good reasons stop getting so pissed you have no memory of events the day after,
1..for obvious reasons as above, weirdos, stalkers ect..
2..you'll save a fortune
3..it'll **** you up later in life
Yes...I'm old.....


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:38 pm
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Ever had one of these?

At Uni, with alarming regularity, fortunately I was a hilarious (for everybody else, according to them) drunk, to the point where they'd deliberately try to buy me enough red wine to make me go crazy. (it only worked once)

Can I swap lives with someone please?

You can have mine, I miss uni.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:40 pm
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Nothing. Just you are one of the "big hitters" but not a middle aged man.


 
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Oohhh ek...we're all doomed...
Doomed I say...
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Posted : 13/08/2012 2:41 pm
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Emsz, don't sweat it. Chances are everyone else was at least half way p!ssed so either:

a) They thought you were hilarious
b) They've forgotten all about it.
c) They're posting on a forum somewhere saying how they're too embarrassed to call their friends.

If you were that bad your real friends would have been on the phone already telling you. I speak from many years of experience 🙂

Shame about the number, have you tried changing random numbers or re-ordering them slightly? Perhaps you could stumble across the correct number and get lucky?

10 years is a bit of a weird amount of time. Do you think after a 10 year ban you'd remember to come back? I wonder if any of us will even still be posting here in 10 years?


 
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yes - 10 years is an odd time - do you think there are different lengths of ban for different forum-crimes? What would I have to do to get the magic 100 years? How about a 10 minute ban?

Rachel


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:47 pm
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I think Elfin got a perma-ban, i wonder if its because he is younger than DS? 🙂


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:52 pm
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Maybe, but I'm not sure we should talk about it in case we get banned also, or virtually kettled into a 'what tyre' thread for re-education.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:54 pm
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I think I may have to go back to bed, oh god the radio is playing the final countdown now!!

Why not go for a bike ride...?

You do ride a bike don't you? 😕


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 2:59 pm
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[i]Nothing. Just you are one of the "big hitters" [/i]

cool, hadn't realised. Will try much harder to argue on politics threads 🙂

Mboy ' corse , my lovely chameleon


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 3:08 pm
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missed all the fun this weekend, i too was proper drunk.

can someone pm a mod and ask them to put up a list of the banned?


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 4:07 pm
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I wonder if any of us will even still be posting here in 10 years?

Sadly, I've posting in STW for more than 10 years...

I'd like a link to the mass banning too, I was riding bike / watching Olympics all weekend.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 4:28 pm
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Erm! That might of been me.

Sorry emzs, i'll stop stealing ya smalls too.

Phew, It's good to get it out in the open.

*Climbs back in the bushes*


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 6:45 pm
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Sadly, I've posting in STW for more than 10 years...

[url= http://web.archive.org/web/20021204115711/http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/list.php?f=2 ]Me too![/url] 😳
(spot the old-timers 😕 )

Mboy ' corse , my lovely chameleon

Ooooh, any pics? 😛


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 6:48 pm
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I have woken up with random numbers....not for sometime though. Last one was fake...god only knows what I did to deserve that. Just don't call/text it, implant a fake memory that it was an amazing woman and save some self respect.


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 6:54 pm
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I gave somebody a fake email once - not deliberately, I was just pissed so guessed it
(on a bike trip to the alps, as it happens)


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 7:35 pm
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When I was abit more of a drinker that was part of the fun.

Converting all your notes into a pocket full of change , probably only £3.42 worth , despite going to the cash point. Twice.

Forgetting what happened for 2 to 3 hrs in the evening and despite being reminded and just having no recollection of events .

Loosing something. A shoe, jacket , fleece, phone etc . With next to no hope of ever getting it back.

Never came home with a phone number though .


 
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Posted : 13/08/2012 8:02 pm
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I reckon you should post the phone number on here and we can all take turns calling it up pretending to be you

Don't do that. I'm busy enough as it is without having to answer the phone all effing day.

LOL!

and any thread where you end up getting advice off of Sharki has to be a lost one..
😀


 
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I'd never offer advice on here, everyone either..

1. Knows everything already.
2. Knows nothing at all and needs help in making the very basic of decisions.(To some shocking extremes)
3. Aren't worthy.
4. Know's i'm full of shite and mostly smeared in alot of it.(usually Otter Spraint like today) 😉

Hi Del 🙂


 
Posted : 13/08/2012 9:54 pm
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noticed mobile, haven't called it yet, but it's no one I know

And that was a bad thing? Much worse if it had been someone you know and you can't remember who, surely? 😳


 
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