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I am confidently predicting we can't be last this time
Not sure about the Bohemian Rhapsody graphics though. 😕
Happy birthday to the singers mum. 😀
It's like a supergroup mash up, with everyone dressed as their favourite.
Black Crowes vocals, Oasis on bass, U2's the Edge on guitar and Chas and Dave on drums
Get the hell in there Georgia. Won't even remotely feature but that's the best yet for me.
Austrian singing in French
Why are Austria singing in French?
Bridget Bardot is looking pretty damn fine for being in her seventies!
Cool. French. I think only she and italy have has no english
Austria channeling some perfume ad
When did Austria start trying?
Well, helloooooo
jambalaya - you liked one of my vimeo vids earlier! cheers. It said "Jambalaya likes your video. Chances are you'll like theirs too"
Clearly we think alike.
Austria looks like one of those animatronics in a horror film, where her head flips in half and eats people whole.
Thanks Jambalaya. A long way to go to fifty for me fella but I take it as a compliment! 😀
She can eat me whole if she likes...
*sorry*
Happy birthday to the singers mum.
She's probably on her way to a gulag right now
Well, we're getting towards the end of the songs now, and I'm definitely decided I'm going to vote for Poland from 2014. [img] 
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Clodplay earlier take.
French TV taking the micky out of English speaking French, who would have guessed. Actually quite complimentary
Nul points boys
Bloody hell! The British entry is pretty damn good. A bit Coldplay but I really like it.
What's better than one fake drummer?
Two, that's what !
blander than a bland thing
This will be near the bottom. Instantly forgettable
This is the best UK song for years. Not saying a lot, obvs, but well played lads.
@sanny clearly well "read" musically then, I saw them all first time around .. time flies
We're going to do badly of course, but that's our strongest entry in years.
And now, a woman with a horse.
@tthew I've only just managed to pay my phone bill from voting for Poland in 2014
Armenia got diverted on the way to a PE class
Yes Armenia!
Chapeau DrJ
Oh, this. Yeah, [s]Wonder Woman[/s] Armenia is going to win.
I've definitely picked up on a bit of a theme with the lady costumes tonight
Not many can pull off the gymnast look but she has the figure for it.
Farah Fawcett flick though
25 songs down but finally, a costume worthy of Eurovision!
Is it the guy girl from Austria with his beard shaved off again? Armenia? Austria? Same difference!
Anyone remember those majorette troops you used to get in the 80s?
Ah. Competition for cyprus at last
Now that is "one for the dads!"
All eyes lead to the belly button
All gone quiet ... mass toilet break, drinks refill ?
If you fancy a bit of interaction, a friend of mine is running a voting table.
http://www.bluemeat.com/eurovision/test.cgi?votemode=vote
Sweden FTW.
Azerbaijan.
9 pages and counting and a sticky. FFS.
Australia.
Malta.
@Cougar I think the algorithm is a bit wonky, too many default votes for Belgium ?
Armenia.
Spain
Cyprus in 1st 🙂
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as it should be
JT showing how it should be done.
This dance dance dance song's cracking.
Yep, how do I vote for 'Merica?
Spain
Bulgaria for the song.
Armenia for the outfit.
Australia
All you flash gits with your lah-de-dah living rooms are probably watching this on a telly, but I can tell you, it's bloody weird on the radio.
Does the host have a memory problem? She seems to struggle saying 1 sentence without reading her cards!
How do vote for this one!
@bear thats only 10% of the experience, you should have streamed to your phone
Best. Hosts. Ever. This is the best thing Eurovision has ever done, proper self-aware humour.
That was amazing.
That was brill!
Oh god, and now it's gone awful.
'Behind me the clock is ticking, and believe me I know exactly what that feels like'. Proper LOL. 😆
Yup agreed
Azerbaijan judge is scary ...
Iceland vote for Holland, clearly deaf
Georgia, Bosnia ... the judges are excellent comedy value
Hello Georgia...!
not getting the australia thing
Did the host just say "your show is going to be amazing" to Malta?
FIX!!
hey!?
Switzerland. You whistling goon.
Australia winning the not wanting to get involved in the Russia thing votes...
Yep the anti Russian thing is getting a bit too obvious!
Where is Moldova? And how can i get there?
Anyone else wishing Graham had his ejector chair for the judges?!
Why are Australia in this?