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Oh yeah, I'm properly digging Cyprus. Not sure about Richard Fairbass but I'm enjoying Bluebeard on guitar.
Cher has let herself go a bit..........
You can always rely on the Serbs to ruin a good party.
I'd wondered what'd happened to Morticia.
Talk to the hand
Cyprus seem the only ones who have stepped up to the plate
is disappointed
Nice Lithuania, nice!
Lithuania's entry seems to be a less crap Justin Trousersnake.
The floor is better than the song..
Flashdance?
That is how you do a Eurovision song!
He so wants to be in The Avengers.
What the f###?
Is she going to do a Bucks Fizz?
Things to do with an old shower curtain
That is so coming off
Croatia. I think I've played her in an FPS.
No, wait, Final Fantasy.
Can't sing, bonkers outfit. that's better
And Vogue!
KEY CHANGE!!!
Good to see Jean Paul Gaultier is still getting the odd bit of work..... I did worry about him since Eurotrash was cancelled.
That was dreadful
That was [s]dreadful[/s] proper Eurovision
FTFY
If the Russian doesn't win, do you think he will "disappear"?
The graphics are upstaging the song. I like it though.
Very well done.
Seriously, I need psychedelics for this!
Cool graphics although Lionel Ritchie did it first.........
Have to admit Russia's got a pretty impressive light show thing. Dull song though.
Oh, that is very, very clever. Fair play Russia.
Russia looking strong, best show to date
Russia has it nailed
I think a few roubles may have been spent on this
I think we may have a winner!
That staging was amazing!
Visual design > song / singer ..... 😉
(actually some pretty impressive visuals in all the acts!)
They're getting some mileage out of that dress, she's the third person to wear it tonight.
Pub dancing from Spain
Great song from Spain, great song.
As crap as it ever was. OH is watching it ffs.
Wife's friend just described this one's outfit as "Sport Luxe".
It's like the 80s never ended.
Why the General Lee 03 on her dress. am I missing some important Dukes of Hazard sub culture here?
Sportio Spiceio Scorchio!
That frock will be knocked-off in Primark on Monday
Mildly offensive interlude!
Oops, that should read Spiceio! Not wanting to start an international incident.
Is there a shortage of unholed jeans in Europe?
Chesney Hawkes looks good for his age.
Latvia, perfect opportunity for a toilet break
Do you know an anagram of his name is Cheesey W#nk H?
Latvia, nul points!
If the young chap from Latvia wins, hopefully he will get some spare cash for some new jeans, without ripped out knees.
Shit just got real, Ukraine bringing the politics.
@IHN supposedly Spainish where not happy none of the song was in Spanish ... surely la la la li li li counts ?
@fin yes covered on French TV too
Can't see them getting many votes from their northern neighbours.
Jeepers, right bundle of laughs from Ukraine.
OH reckons Ukraine is really good, I thought it was immediately forgettable. Though whilst I've been typing this it's definitely grown on me.
@IHN supposedly Spainish where not happy none of the song was in Spanish ... surely la la la li li li counts ?
None of the Spanish I know were in the slightest bit bothered.
Can't see this troubling the sharp end of the points table come the end of the night.
Then again, my 'go to music' is 80's rock/metal, so this is all alien to me anyway!
Shall I wear trousers or a skirt, or a robe? **** it, I'll wear them all....
I take it back, it's not Eurovision but that wound up being properly good.
That was genuinely good, affected me more than it should have.
Fair play Ukraine. If they can't get any help from the UN, then why not raise the Russian Occupation here in front of the biggest audience they will ever get.
Then again, my 'go to music' is 80's rock/metal,
FWIW I'm with you brother.
Tried to sing in a style more traditional. Liked
Fourth outing for that dress...
She also appears to have kidnapped Right Said Fred.
song 22 on now, song 25 uk,s entry.
Fantastic graphics, must be using huge amounts of power from wind turbines etc.
Now THAT is an outfit worthy of Eurovision!
Malta: rather fit pregnant hotty in a highly in-appropriate dress warbles out a big tune, whilst a guy dress in black repeatedly throws himself on the floor like he's having some sort of fit.
Guaranteed Eurovision winner right there.... 😆
I reckon she did get enough of your love though, given the bun in the oven!
blimy. her baby's not going to go hungry!
She also appears to have kidnapped Right Said Fred.
Even my wife laughed at that.
^^^ in touch with your femine side I see
I draw the line at wearing hats indoors.
It's a no from me.
[s]Liam[/s] Noel Gallagher's made a cameo
quite like this one
...well until the weird synth stuff came in
Paul Weller, Noddy Holder and Jeff Lynne with plastic surgery do Eurovision.
Nice Underworld vibe!
Spacehog return!
REACH FOR THE LAZERS!
camera work on this one is doing my head in