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Sporticus has let himself go
Wow! I have high hopes for Israel. PLEASE be camp goodness!
Keep up Cougar
Why does Hungary have a drummer who isn't actually drumming?
But seemingly has a million cymbals...
Spangly emo!
1983 wants its haircut back
Pleeeeease lose control and roll into the crowd....
Keep up Cougar
Darn, I'm a few minutes behind now.
Just starting with [s]Poison Ivy[/s] Italy.
I fear a Pete Burns comeback
Skip Israel, you'll miss nothing...
I'm hoping Russia win, then next year the rest of Europe sends their campest acts so that they have to host, at their own expense the biggest camp/gay festival.
I fear a Pete Burns comeback
I doubt he's a stranger to that.
Now that's a Eurovision outfit!
One of Servalan's cast-offs?
Kylo Ren meets fetish...
Likin the skinni leg trick. This is more it
Wow! Shit Tron!
Well, she'd be safe commuting, that's for sure
Seems Bulgaria discovered 90's dance.
Thats the outfit I want for my next night ride.
insufficient effort on the outfit - has he even seen eurovision before?
He wouldn't look out of place at tesco.
I for one approve of the new Green Cross Code lady.
Man at Jeremy Clarkson Outfitters for the middle aged man?
This is a "we're going to make enough effort so it doesn't look like we're taking the piss, but not enough to risk winning it again" effort from Sweden
Christ, has Sweden fielded The Streets?
IHN
Bloody right! Look what happened to Ireland when they won it again. Damn near killed the Celtic Tiger!
Hmm, this could be 'disturbing'
Edit : too slow
Germany, trees with frikken lazers and the wardrobe advisor repeating "that's a good idea, wear that" ad infinitum
And now, proof that the Germans *do* have a sense of humour.
Well, she fell into the dressing up box whilst covered in glue I reckon
will she have the naked man with the wolf as an extra..?
Trees
With frickkin lasers!
Germany? Set design by Tim Burton? I may well have nightmares tonight because of her........it's like some kind of Alice in Wonderland motif gone wrong.
This is what happens when you're allowed in the dressing up box whilst on acid
Germany, good voice (very Florence) but looks like she's fallen into the Pick & Mix.
Watching this makes me yearn for psychedelics.
Ginger
You do know I am reading this, don't you?
Your husband, Sanny 😯
This is why I don't do acid anymore.
There's really no need.
Fin, great minds.
🙂
German singer is into that Japanese dressing thing.
Mrs B is getting very excited its France
I'm actually liking the French entry! It might win! I'll bet the Frenchies don't like that he is partly singing in English though!
My money is on this one so far
I really like that they're mixing French verses with English choruses, that works well I think.
Je suis un rockstar
All that is missing is big hair and a mini skirt for the win.....actually, on second thoughts......
nice town bike.
Amir Gincyexit?
SQUIRREL!!
I'm calling it, France FTW...
For god's sake man, PUT SOME SOCKS ON
It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Goth Club Band.
I'm not sure abut this next Doctor...
Is that a faux snakeskin shirt?
Now that is more like it! Chris Cornell channels Sergeant Pepper. Great emoting, terrible song. Lots of synthetic in that outfit - hope he doesn't stand near any naked flames.
Somewhere, there's a circus ringmaster rifling through his cupboard.
I hope not, have you any idea how many faux snakes would've been killed to make that?
He has a very little head...
KEY CHANGE!!!!
piedi di formaggio - Member
For god's sake man, PUT SOME SOCKS ON
How ironic with from someone with that forum name.
apparently you don't wear socks with those kind of shoes. Apart from sockettes.
"COLOR"? Have a word.
Why did't they just hold the event in the bigger hall?
Jings! Carola has had a bit of work and why is Wednesday from The Addams Family standing beside her?
How ironic with from someone with that forum name.
Come and have a sniff if you think you're hard enough! 😉
Bloody Australia??!!. How When did they join the EU?
she has borrowed 7 of 9's hand thingy
Booking tickets for Australia next year?
How is she going to get off the spangly box in those heels?
SOUND OF SIIILEEEEEENCCEEEE!!!!!
That, Ms Morrissette, is irony
They want to win don't they
I already like cyprus
Me too. Channelling Bon Jovi
This is more like it. Some euro cockrock!
Me thinks they are trying a bit too hard though
Killers?
Wayne's world cameraman!
Right Said Fred have gone a lot more rocky
Cyprus FTW. It's been so dull so far. Apart from the German girl's dress.
Love the literal staging. Mentioned Jail? Put 'em in bars!
Strong entry from the Australian Bjork, will be fun if they host next year.
Not enough fret****ing...
Is disappoint.
Cyprus ... thats more like it !
France supposedly one of the favourites I am told, song has charted in 5 different countries. Mrs B was quite annoyed I was posting during the intro, not showing enough respect
Edt: agreed on Oz
Slightly below par ending. Moar explosions needed.