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Eurovision 2025!!!

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Snacks - Check

Friends invited round - Check

Beer and wine chilling in the fridge - Check

Bloody awful song from GB - Check

 

Anyone else having a "Cultural Gathering"?

 

Only saw a tiny bit of the semi's last night where the over enthusiastic comedic (?) host, who was dressed in some sort of Predator adaptive camo, was eating stringy cheese with an embarrassed looking Scandinavian S&M enthusiast. 

 

Can't wait!

 

 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:39 am
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Aye, can't wait either. Eurovision is a lot of positive, camp fun. What's not to like?! 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:47 am
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What's not to like?! 

The "music"?


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:54 am
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Aye, we'll be watching on Saturday.

We've actually been twice, saw the semi's in Dusseldorf and Malmo. Great fun.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 8:11 am
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This is an interesting read (I thought) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e679vn6yqo


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 8:20 am
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Posted by: Harry_the_Spider

Bloody awful song from GB - Check

It's a shocker, isn't it? Our 2023 entry was much better if foiled by her inability to sing and walk down steps at the same time.

Sadly missing this as I'm in work but wife and teenage daughters planning to watch it all...


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 8:29 am
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They can clearly sing, but the song is bobbins.

 

A touch of the "Father Ted's" after the expense of Liverpool? 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 8:35 am
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We watch the semis and give personal marks out of ten. Our top 4 from the first semi all got through, and the ones that didn't we scored pretty low.

Watching second semi tonight on iPlayer, MsBeej was out last night at a gig. Though it was Bryan Adams, so possibly worse that watching Eurovision.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 10:26 am
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I'm not working on this one, so will try to avoid it. I can see it being on the TV though, so may have to avoid the lounbge and stick to drinking by the fire pit


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:33 am
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drinking by the fire pit

Isn't that Finland's entry?


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:36 am
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Posted by: slowoldman

What's not to like?! 

The "music"?

 

ach, seeing how bad it can be is part of the fun!

 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:39 am
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Normally a big deal in our house but youngest daughter is working on sat evening and oldest is away at uni

Israel taking part its going to be a bit much as well.

Will be a miss this year


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:40 am
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Israel took part last year as well.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:42 am
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Yeah, looking forward to it! 🙂 Got friends round, so Mrs Pondo got Eurovision bingo cards to which, no doubt, drinking penalties will be attached. Israel aside, I like it a lot. 🙂 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:49 am
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Can't wait for tomorrow night. 

Top tip: get the subtitles on for the full bonkers experience.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 11:51 am
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Posted by: Harry_the_Spider

Only saw a tiny bit of the semi's

You should probably stop that and put the TV on or something.

I'm in.  Eurovision is a guilty pleasure, it's bonkers and ridiculous and glorious.  I think this year it's back-to-back with Doctor Who doing a Galactic Eurovision episode.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 1:52 pm
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Posted by: beej

MsBeej was out last night at a gig. Though it was Bryan Adams, so possibly worse that watching Eurovision.

Bryan Adams is one of the best live performers I've ever seen.  I wouldn't run out and buy a new album, I think he peaked at Reckless, but I'd tear someone's arm off for a gig ticket.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 1:54 pm
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Posted by: Cougar

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MsBeej was out last night at a gig. Though it was Bryan Adams, so possibly worse that watching Eurovision.

Bryan Adams is one of the best live performers I've ever seen.  I wouldn't run out and buy a new album, I think he peaked at Reckless, but I'd tear someone's arm off for a gig ticket.

She said it was great , 30 songs, no support act. I've seen him a couple of times and like a few of his but not enough to see him live again! He once was second on the bill at the Vodafone company ball - 2003. Robbie Williams was the headliner. Tickets were £10!

Anyway, good reminder to get the snacks in for tomorrow.

 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 2:02 pm
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Yeah, ticket prices have got stupid.  "Dynamic pricing" can get in the bin, I'd pay a couple of hundred quid not to see a pair of Manc ****s who hate each other.

My first proper gig was Donington 1990, I don't remember the exact cost but it was sub-£20 for an all-dayer with five bands on, affordable as a student.  I'm resigning myself to the fact that my days of big gigs are probably over.  I bought tickets recently for Bruce Springsteen - who I honestly could care more about, it was a bucket list present for my partner - and they were like £140 apiece.


 
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Bryan Adams is one of the best live performers I've ever seen.  I wouldn't run out and buy a new album, I think he peaked at Reckless, but I'd tear someone's arm off for a gig ticket.

saw him a few years ago, he was great! I'm not even a fan particularly but still knew pretty much every song!


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 3:02 pm
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10 quid for Robbie Williams in 2003 is anomalously low though. Even for The Olden Days.

A tenner in 2003 would get you into a decent lower-midrange rock/indie gig.  I was more into electronic music at the time but to see a mainstay like Slam or Steve Lawler or Plastikman round then would be £12-15 (at least in Manchester)


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 4:35 pm
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Posted by: doris5000

10 quid for Robbie Williams in 2003 is anomalously low though. Even for The Olden Days.

It was a company event, they had to charge people a nominal amount. It was the week before his Knebworth gigs, so pretty much a dress rehearsal for him. For our £10 there was also the afore mentioned Bryan Adams, Belinda Carlisle, Madness, all you could eat food, a fairground, casino area and 4 drink vouchers.

Ah... the good ol' days of the telecoms/.com boom.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 5:09 pm
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I assume this is the thread for commentary, piss taking and excitement tomorrow? Along with a link to somebody's mates unofficial voting website. @cougar is it you that usually posts that? 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 5:34 pm
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What's not to like?! 

The camerawork on any song where there isn't a lot of movement on stage is shocking, they feel the need to cut to a new camera every half second or have everything zooming in or out, it's maddening.  The Hazel presenter person is also terrible to the point its annoying.  They've done a great job of keeping the show moving and how they get everything on and off stage in the time they have is amazing though


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 6:50 pm
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Posted by: tthew

Along with a link to somebody's mates unofficial voting website. @cougar is it you that usually posts that? 

It is.  I'll check whether they're still doing it.

 


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:23 pm
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It is. I'll check whether they're still doing it.

Excellent, I always vote for that as well as officially for my favourites. 

Also, here's a slightly long, but useful primer for tomorrow nights festivities, courtesy of the Manchester Guardian. 

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/may/16/the-ultimate-guide-to-eurovision-song-contest-2025


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:27 pm
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... yes they are.

Old site (http only)

New site (https and a bit prettier, but experimental)

Both hook into the same database so use whichever you prefer.


 
Posted : 16/05/2025 7:38 pm
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They've done a great job of keeping the show moving and how they get everything on and off stage in the time they have is amazing though

We went to Liverpool and saw it live two years ago. Dress rehearsal, afternoon show. Still got fairly merry. So unbelievably slick in operation.

I've not read that link posted above, but the stage is basically a big flat screen telly underfoot. Each song ends, crew zip out and remove the props, marks come on for the new props, props come in, new singer in, countdown and go. It's incredible and all while you're watching the little bit of film about the country.

Australia brought a MK1 Toyota MR2 😁

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When UK won it, there are so few venues that are able to host it due to the sheer scale of the event. Apparently they need x changing rooms within y seconds of the state, z space for props etc. Liverpool, Brum and London each have one venue rings a bell. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 6:07 am
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Posted by: explorerboy

Aye, can't wait either. Eurovision is a lot of positive, camp fun. What's not to like?! 

Israel being included 

 

 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 6:13 am
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Posted by: tjagain

Israel being included

Quite right TJ. They have crossed the same lines of civil outrage that Russia got kicked out for and should be excluded. I didn't watch it a few years ago when they were hosting and certainly wouldn't now. 

Thread drift though, should probably leave it there. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 6:39 am
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Omg! Just watching semi final 2 as a precursor to the final. Australia - the milkshake man. Bonkers!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 6:36 pm
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Banger from Luxembourg!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:26 pm
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Luxembourg acceptably bouncy. Enjoyed that more than Norway. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:27 pm
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Anyone know who the mountain biker at the start was?

 

Sorry for going off topic!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:28 pm
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Estonia. Jesus. That's terrible 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:31 pm
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Drink for the first WTAF? moment.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:31 pm
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I liked Estonia. Left the room for a piss when the next country came on.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:35 pm
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@doubleeagle

the commentary said Sybil, but I reckon it was Jolanda Neff.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:37 pm
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Money money money!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:44 pm
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Thank you Ukraine. Despite a questionable look that song was the first one worth listening too. A proper poor first quarter!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:49 pm
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Sadly there's a threatened outbreak of Celine Dion later on. I may vomit. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:51 pm
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I like Remember Monday. Might only come second last…


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:59 pm
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I actually liked ours. There I said it.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 7:59 pm
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We're a bit behind, but Estonia is just what we're here for, the first good one.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:00 pm
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The UK girls did a good job. That's got to get a decent score surely. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:00 pm
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Iceland - top mention of the Faroe Islands lodged on the song!


 
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Ours was very musical theatre but those harmonies are quite hard to nail, and they nailed them. Would be great in a West End show, not sure it's right for a Eurobanger.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:07 pm
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ERIKA! Wow! She dropped to her knees so I hope everyone downed their drinks.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:20 pm
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Finland was fun. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:20 pm
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Speaking of Eurobangers! ICH KOMME! 😮


 
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Ours just seemed like some random show song out of context, need some lessons from Spain

We deliberately don't follow the lead up to it , so it's all a surprise on the night.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:25 pm
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Remember Monday....forgotten by Tuesday. Poland felt like Poundland Mad Max. I liked the Italian song a lot while Finland was clearly one for the dads. If she had dropped the mic, those poor stage hands would have been finished....


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:35 pm
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Remember Monday....forgotten by Tuesday. Poland felt like Poundland Mad Max. I liked the Italian song a lot while Finland was clearly one for the dads. If she had dropped the mic, those poor stage hands would have been finished....


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:35 pm
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Say what you will about the Swiss hosting the show.......but the flags a big plus.....😉


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:36 pm
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Spain, Holland and Italy have all pleased so far but Germany currently tops my list. I'll be turning the sound down for the French entry, I'm not sure why but it irritates.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:36 pm
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Greece's entry is by Vector from Despicable Me......she has both magnitude and direction!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 8:39 pm
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Denmark ftw!


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:05 pm
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“The internet and lsd…”

Nice


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:06 pm
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I think the crowd should win it for their rendition of Waterloo. ! Had they been briefed to learn the lyrics ? A bit like Reading when the crowd sang Merry Christmas


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:12 pm
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I’m struggling to pick a favourite. Sweden, Italy, Finland, Germany and so many others.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:32 pm
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I’m loving the dance-off. I’m a bottle of red to the good and I’m here for this bonkers telly.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:51 pm
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Eurodab. Now we are talking. Loved it


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:53 pm
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Finland have got the crowd going. Dab dab dab to some Ibiza type techno light. Most amusing.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:53 pm
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Karija and Baby Lasagne just stole the show. That was epic.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:54 pm
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Karija and Baby Lasagne just stole the show. That was epic.

My eldest child wondered in to the room when they were on, and then pronounced "these are two different acts from last year. That one came second..And this is banging!'

I mean, seriously? Who gives a **** about this stuff? But he just knows things about Eurovision from the last 4-5 years....

I just wish he'd start revising for his exams. 😁


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 9:59 pm
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I'd have definitely voted for the dance off gang. That was terrific. 

I'm going for a bike ride tomorrow, don't think I can be bothered to wait up for the voting. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:01 pm
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Second recap - Finland or germany.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:06 pm
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This scoring is a disgrace. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:18 pm
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This scoring is a disgrace. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:20 pm
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If 12 points from a cartoon mouse isn't validation then what is?


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:21 pm
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Albania gives 12 points to France (not for the first time) and France gives 12 points to... . Not that this is a farce or anything.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:23 pm
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See, it's that predictable.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:40 pm
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Bit harsh.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:54 pm
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UK zero points from audience. And who the **** voted for Israel ? I think we need Mossad to investigate.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:55 pm
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zero points for Switzerland, the French commentators are working hard to stay polite.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 10:58 pm
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Organisers must have been utterly terrified of the fallout if Israel had won.


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 11:02 pm
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And who the **** voted for Israel ?

Lots of people. Us included. 


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 11:03 pm
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Oof. That was looking totes awks for a while.

Max points from UK to Israel is also interesting. Lots of households dedicating all their joint points to one country?


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 11:04 pm
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@Edukator - British public vote was 12 for Israel... 😲


 
Posted : 17/05/2025 11:05 pm
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Austria wins and avoids a diplomatic incident.

Host nation with a not too crap performance gets zero points while Israel's unremarkable effort got the highest audience score by a country mile. Suspicious me? Just a bit.

 


 
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