[Closed] Euro 2016 begins!

I wonder if Portugal practice free kicks by anyone other than Ronnie ?

Why is Payet coming off ?

Yes. But in secret.

looks like an attritional war by Portugal.

If you think of the 3 most boring drawn out games in Euro 2016, there has been one common denominator.

The Griezzman chip Or the kanu goal. Both had really good build up play as well as individual brilliance

I've gone for a daft 4+ corners (ticked already) a card each for Evra and Pepe (if they could have a squaring up moment that'd be nice) and 2 or more goals.

Not hopeful, but there's time.

16/1

So far the moths have been the most interesting thing about the game.

No bets for me, other than my outrights from the beginning of the tournament, as lost a reasonable amount last night betting on the UFC.

Those crowing about Ronaldo coming off....

Ive had some really good salt and pepper chicken wings, I get the feeling they're gonna be tonights highlight.

Well this is all a bit shit. It's got extra time and penalties written all over it. Between now and the penalties I might have a doze

I am deciding between ordering a kebab, or making a bacon sandwich. Prefer the latter, but just got in from a 2.5hr drive, and can't really be bothered to make it.

Has Giroud done anything this tournament ? (Edit apart from taking it off the toe of France's in form player 🙂 )

He's had a couple of very important assists.

Epic haircut, too.

Bongo, kebab 100%.

He's off

Have Portugal done anything to raise the neutral fans pulse this tournament

Has Giroud done anything this tournament ?

Yes. Quite a bit as it goes. Several goals, and some nice knock downs/assists.

3 Goals
2 Assists
378 Mins played

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/golden-boot/

Giroud? He's done more than a passing impression of that bloke on This Morning....

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What kebab where you thinking bongo? Donner? Everything on?

Footballs crap so is it better

Endure extra time for the fun of penalties, or
Someone to knick it

Players looking tired so may be (2) but I do love penalties

I went out for a big Sunday feed earlier, but I'm quite fancying some cheese on toast. Worcester sauce obviously. Anyone else want me to put them some on?

The game might spring into life as I'm contemplating going up bed

Hang on a minute?!!! A shot on target?!!! 😯

I was just fancying some cheese on toast earlier

Got any burger toast?

Sissoko is on a one-man mission to win this. The only player who seems interested.

balsamic is a good substitute for wooster sauce. 🙂

Think Ronaldo had the right idea. I reckon he's gone for a burger king.

Griezmann no have a backheel likes?

🙂

French commentator is having a bit of an episode

God that was bad...another 30 mins to go 🙄

He's back. Chicken tendercrisp.

Mrs Binners continues her ridiculous betting form by correctly predicting 0 - 0 at the end of normal time

Went for a bacon sandwich.

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Who has she got for full time?

Why has it got plants in it? Is it broken?

Good shout with the cheese though

🙂

Brown or Ketchup count as vegetables, no others allowed

A team that has only won once in 7 games over 90 min still has a chance of winning the tourney..

total farce..

What did Ronaldo get out his pocket to give Quresma? Proper sus, clocked the cameras and just patted his back

I'm a renegade.

Bread
Piccalilli
Cheese
Onion
Tomato
Lettuce
GHERKINZ!
Bacon
Tommy K/Mayo
Bread

Was it moth repellent?

That's not a bacon sandwich. It's a sandwich with bacon in.

This is going to give me a chance to finish the book I'm reading

They should unleash a truck-load of bats on to the pitch to catch the moths. That might liven it up a bit.

That's not a bacon sandwich. It's a sandwich with bacon in.

Who are you? The bacon police?

Anyway, I also have pudding:

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That looks awesome bongo

Mrs binners has gone for France at full time

I had cheese Worcester sauce and really strong pickled onions, while drinking red wine.

My head feels a bit like this....

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This sandwhich exchange is more interesting than the match

Who pissed on Guy Mowbray's chips tonight? Being very negative.

Best bit of the game, last 5 mins

You'd think the French comemtator had just seen Bank's save from Pele

Well done Clattenburg...

lol

Oh bugger

hahaha 😆 strike!

Well if the French had lost to a dodgy handball decision that would have been Karma for Henry

Goal anyway

Heh.

Ooft.

WTF?!
He never ****in' did that for the Swans last year - utter shite!

Martial to get one back?

Aye. Go on Tony Marshall.

It was always going to go this way. Portugal channeling the Greek side of 2004.

Bit harsh, France have not offered much

Portugal doing to what Greece did to them in 2004. Superb disciplined performance but France have been tame. Am I the only one who doesn't get the Pogba hype? £100m 😯

They'd be better with Ian Marshall.

Chucked the last quid I had in my Skybet account on Portugal to win it in extra time at 9/1.

Of course that one comes off, and none of my £5 ones 😡

Anyway. France lost this.

I hate myself for this, but Pepe has been one of the best players on the pitch.

They had their chances

I'd like to see ronaldo getting shot with a ball of his own shite, a dick of a man.

Bloody told you it'd be the team I didnt bet on! 😕

Well at least we went out to the winners.
Congrats - I think.
The best team didn't win shocker.

Les Miserables on three channels simultaneously.

Wooo! I'm rich!

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A whole ten english pounds. That really softens the £100 I have pissed away over the last 4 weeks 😈

Mr Ronaldo...why have you taken your top off? Weapon.

Nobody was going to rob Ronnie of the chance to get his top off. Again.

Ronaldo's secret moth army gave them the advantage.

Happy for him to be fair

Overall , a fairly lame tournament .

France will look back on this and wonder quite [b]how[/b] they lost it.

In summary.

England. You suck.

Parabens Portugal!

Worst champions ever. They came 3rd in their group FFS, and bored their way to the final.

End of the day, France should have done more. They were complacent, and paid the price.