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winking at the computer!

You'd have thought the spellchecker would've caught that one.

Lol!

I'm suspicious tho, it's too early for her to have come back from the piss. I think TJ's pretending.

lol! so what you going to do for the rest of the night TJ? I can barely type from chilli ingestion.

What is going on here? I come home to find TJ with his pants on his head sitting winking at the computer!

best* read with an 'allo allo' accent...

*for some limited value of best

I was at the doctors earlier.. with an.. (ahem).. 'personal' problem..

The doctor asked me to drop my trousers and undercrackers so she could take a look..
'Well Yunki' she says... 'you're going to have to to stop masturbating'..

'but.. b b b but WHY!?' I replied horrified..

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'so that I can start the examination....'

lol

It's Oblivion time boys 🙂 MrsGrips will not be paying any more attention unfortunately to your funny antics because she'll be lost to the world...

Thank you for cheering me up 🙂

Just for the record, she is talking about the PS3 game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. She's probably not going to take a valium and lie down.

I was thrown out of the local swimming pool this morning for pissing in it. I said 'everyone does', they said 'yeah but not from the diving board.....'

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Anyway, yellow pages?

Would that be a reference to 'let your fingers do the walking'? 😀

keep going TJ 😛

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