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Do you dislike Elfinsafety?
Does he get on your tits?
Would you like to get the gobby little bugger right where it hurts?
I went out with the wee fella recently, and we were talking about fundraising and how I had to keep coming up with wackier and more bizarre achievements in order to keep momentum going. In between stealing my chips and ordering more poncy cherry flavoured ale, he suggested that it might be a good idea to embarrass myself by shaving by head and leaving a bizarre 'crop-circle'esque motif on there, raising valuable pennies and further alienating me from my love-life and the possibility of continued employment.
When I suggested that he might do the same, he laughed and stated how very, very unlikely that would be. In fact, he suggested that we'd have to raise a combined total of over £5K, and even then I'd would have to be at a barbers of his choosing.
So here's the score. Your combined generosity has been staggering. I can't thank you enough. But if we can raise over £5K by 8pm on Friday of this week, I will personally (aided by my lovely stylist WCA) shave Elf's hair into a Travis Bickle style monstrosity and dye it bright red.
I will then post the pictures onto STW for a caption contest in order to obtain the most humorous response. The caption contest judges will be made up of four of STW posters, hand-picked by myself, and the winner chosen by them will receive an exclusive Team Bullheart race strip, of which there are only 25 in the world!!!
Elf doesn't have a clue about this. Thankfully he's a good soul and would never turn down the opportunity to help others... 😉
Come on folks - if you haven't dipped in, do so now! We're already close to £4K. Another grand and we can all say that we did our bit to make the Elf look like a tosspot, captured for eternity on the wonder of the Interweb!
http://www.justgiving.com/TeamBullheart
how much more would you raise if he promised to only post once a day?
Cynical - I like it!
how much more would you raise if he promised to only post once[s] a day[/s]?
If you shave a hekilopter into his hair and post the photo I'll sponsor you 😀 x
I gave you a fiver on the single condition that you personally ride that annoying git into the ground. or I want my money back 😉
I do believe elf knows all about this, it is his idea, and it is all about him. making a few quid on the side for charidee is a bonus. good luck to ya boys!
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C'mon kids.
You know you want to...
By the way Jamie; would you be up for being one of the judges?
so what is the worst possible thing that could happen to elfinsafety? y'know.. to raise money. he don't care about red shaved hair or stuff. need to think of something...
i can think of a few things............. 😀
Do what...
Er, scuse me; who authorised this? 😯
What a horrible nasty thing to propose. I've done nothing to deserve such evil abuse. 😥
Besides, everyone on here loves me; they woon't dream of paying good money to see such a lovely adorable person like me humiliated in such a cruel and nasty manner.
You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking up such an evil plan. 😐
sorry mate. you've got some kinda shaved coloured hair thing coming up. lol! that's what you get for being nice!
Besides, everyone on here loves me; they woon't dream of paying good money to see such a lovely adorable person like me humiliated in such a cruel and nasty manner.
I am not without funds
Mark,
Just donated.
I'd like to see Fred wearing a plastic Met police tourist helmet as well. 😀
L.
No it's not happening. I'm not allowing that. The preposterousness of it all!
I refuse to believe STWers are so cruel as to want to see me humiliated and look like a complete idiot.
Only an arsehole would back out...
You're getting off lucky - My original plan was to have the Bullheart logo tattooed on your arse by my mate 'Blind' Davey Smith... 😯
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I'm in for a tenner if he wears his ex's Yeovil Town shirt.
Elfin don't be such a pussy it's for charideeee. Hekilopter would be good?!
A hekilopter? Not content with wanting to see me humiliated, you also want me to be the object of great ridicule as well? 😳
Unbeleivable. And after I've bin so nice to you on here, too. 😥
I am not without funds
You're bloody probbly not either, are you? What a bastid.
I'd like to see Fred wearing a plastic Met police tourist helmet as well.
Oh, rub salt in the wound, why don't you?
respec. Doing something positive and helpful and useful despite being an annoying ****. Do me proud m8. respect for all you lot doing bike rides for charidee. I do **** all and it's making me think about it.
So here's the score. Your combined generosity has been staggering. I can't thank you enough. But if we can raise over £5K by 8pm on Friday of this week, I will personally (aided by my lovely stylist WCA) shave Elf's hair into a Travis Bickle style monstrosity and dye it bright red.
I'm gonna be at Mayhem anyway as I only live 20 minutes away, I promise to put some money in the kitty if you let me hold the scrawny bugger down and taunt him wildly whilst this all happens! 😉
we could go for the half & half look 😉
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Oh Sweet Jesus don't give these psychos any ideas ffs.... 🙁
liking that crispy bacon... tis a good look
Though I think he'd look better with the "Friar Tuck" look myself...
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You heartless bastards. You think it's funny, don't you?
😥
Can you get ''i love maggie'' badges? Or ''true blue through and through''?
Khani don't you start. You're just twisted you, with yer sitting naked on slatted benches and that.... 😯
he he he
Good idea. I did this once raised few bob and a load of laughs.
😆 I'm just warming up
I luv cruel and unusual punishment me......
It's not funny TJ. 🙁
It saddens me, to see people revelling in the potential misery of another. Schadenfeude is alive and kicking I see. 😐
Khani you are a nasty horrible man.
What about a 'Tory Boy' henna tattoo.
...and eating a fish pie! 🙂
How 'bout a Chris Evans big fat beardy brother?
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if you permanently super glue this to his face,
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I'll pay you a million quid, even if I have to sell my bum on street corners for the rest of life to get the funds
Well I quite like the young chap, but donated as the amusement factor is likely to be very high ...
C'mon Elfin' - I had my head shaved once for charidee at a Leeds barber's - straight through the centre of what was at the time long blonde hair ... mind you I liked the shaved look so much I kept it like that for several years! So beware, this might be your future style 🙂
Tazzy; you'd need to sell your bum on street corners for several lifetimes just to raise a [i]thousand[/i] quid. 😡
See that SueW? She stood me up.
😥
I'm still too upset to talk about it.
What about a 'Tory Boy' henna tattoo.
Henna? 😕
elfin dearie, I've done it in the past to support a chemical passion and I can raise the money if I need to.
I refuse to believe STWers are so cruel as to want to see me look like a complete idiot
Actually why is anybody paying for that when he provides it for free every day on here? 😉
Tazzy please don't prostitute yourself. 🙁
Hey ... I didn't so much stand you up as got caught up in work stuff!
Anyway, I'm down in that big London place again next week if you fancy a giving me a second chance 🙂
... and stop changing the subject from your prospective haircut ...
TBH first few times were horrific then it became more isolated from the rest of my "rational" life.
So, do we get the maggie mask and some evostick elfie baby? 😀
This vid is like a look into your future Elf... Can just see you now, cruising through the Herefordshire countryside this weekend shouting about your love for Thatcher and what she's done for you! 😉
WUNHUNRED!
shave it off. bleach it. dye it red. or give me my money back. I don't care about the cycling miles etc. just the red head! 😀
Done, but please don't post the pics - got enough trauma in my life... 😀
WUNHUNRED!
Bit premature there as usual, Brakes. 😉
Kev; get this silly idea out of your head. Shave Elfin's head into a Mohican indeed. What utter nonsense. 😐
Sue; I don't know if I can bear the pain of any more disappointment.... 😥
MTFU 🙂
sue's cool, you're cool, meet up, go for a ride, bada bing, point out some nice buildings. shave yer head! have a cwaffee...
You are a cruel, cruel woman. 😥
(Runs off sobbing)
Just think of the kittens...
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Morning Bump!!!
So up to yet we have a friar tuk cut, dyed red, with maggies head henna tattooed on the [s]crown[/s] bald spot, a brace of true blue badges smattered around his person and a maggie mask superglued to his face
It's a start I suppose......
Sorry, but having ones hair cut is not really the greatest sacrifice to make for charity.
no - buts its a good laugh and it costs nothing to do. I did mine once - a few quid to wateraid from having a laugh in the pub with my mates.
Can't say I hate Fred (that much), but i'd love to help shave his 'ead
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Actually why is anybody paying for that when he provides it for free every day on here?
It's a fair point, but I've just donated just in case it's possible for him to be worse! 😛
Tasteless tagging up there ^ 😕
Is Elfin's dome thick enough of thatch to go all bald except for some intricate design on the top to stand out well? I am thinking either the bullheart logo, or just a cock and balls 😀
Julian, +1. Not necessary that.
Sorry, but having ones hair cut is not really the greatest sacrifice to make for charity.
http://www.wbtimes.co.uk/news/haircut_raises_hundreds_of_pounds_for_cancer_charity_1_888678
http://www.bhphousing.co.uk/bhpv2.nsf/News/BHP-648
Maybe, maybe not. I'll put it to some of the folks in the treatment room at the Marsden tomorrow, see what they think.
Is there any way we can get Fred to wander round Liverpool in a Man Yoo top? I'd pay good money to see that 😀
Maybe, maybe not. I'll put it to some of the folks in the treatment room at the Marsden tomorrow, see what they think.
I have written several replies to this and deleted them all. Will just leave this alone I think.
Feel free to email me if you want to discuss anything further.
I have written several replies to this and deleted them all.
I actively encourage reasoned debate. If you wish to email the points you deleted, but not in public, I'd be happy to continue in private.
thebullheart@gmail.com
Controversial.
Cheers for pointing out the tasteless tags though...far too common occurrence at the moment.
[peacemaker]Are you going to be online for the raffle draw Jamie? see if you've won something?[/peacemaker]
Tagnobs strike again I see
No balls to actually say it though, as usual
I see no tags ❓
No balls to actually say it though, as usual
Thread-drift, but I've had cause to email les mods about this recently. I suspect most of them are by one person, but they've been getting rather tiresome and very personal. 😐
Anyway, back on topic, is there still time to buy a raffle ticket? I think I missed this raffle. 🙂
I see no tags
User ****** had tagged "TeamAttentionWhore"
Charming 😐
[i]Anyway, back on topic, is there still time to buy a raffle ticket? I think I missed this raffle[/i]
Of course!
Donate - email stwraffle@gmail.com
All on the "attentionwhore" thread I created to raise money for a cancer charity. 😉 (or email that address and I'll reply with the details)
I'd be more than happy to discuss the tagging with the tagger, either in person or via email. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
thebullheart@gmail.com
Controversial
Nah. Everything is copasetic.
[peacemaker]Are you going to be online for the raffle draw Jamie? see if you've won something?[/peacemaker]
Will try to be, but might have to be out in the real world Wednesday night 😐
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Curious, and curiouser.
Oops - appears s = c
Holy moly!
£16.37p away from £4K!!!
Anyway, back on topic
Can we poke him with sharp sticks while you [s]Humiliate[/s] shave him?
Please don't encourage them, Bully.
I like my hair as it is. It's difficult enough being an idiot, without looking even more like one. 🙁
Why is everybody so mean and nasty to me? 😥
Why is everybody so mean and nasty to me?
'Cos it's fun?
What about the Yeovil Town shirt?