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Quite a late one last and too much booze celebrating a mates 40th, paying the price this morning 😳

So, the important question is how am I going to fix my eggs this morning? Hmmmmmm


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:10 am
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Benedict


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:14 am
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Fix?

Are you Anerican?
If not, raw with the shells on.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:16 am
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Thanks Rusty your a great one for days like this 😉

Certainly not American but with the hangover I've got it makes little or no difference. Think it'll have to be poached as they take less effort...


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:19 am
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To answer any further questions, yes you should wipe your ass* 8)

*If we are being American today.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:21 am
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Scrambled in the microwave is the easiest. Just dump the bowl in the bin when you're done.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:23 am
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Poach are you mad.fry fry fry.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:24 am
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Hangover eggs are fried.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:27 am
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Fried egg, fried mushroom and grated cheese butty. Job done.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:31 am
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A nice greasy fried egg placed delicately on a wagon wheel should see you right 😆


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:32 am
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😀

The bear has it.
Hangover eggs should be fried.
By someone else.
And eaten as part of a full breakfast. Also made by someone else.
Preferably the attractive person you've just woken up next to.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:32 am
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However you 'fix' them try a sprinkling of hot smoked paprika on them. Delicious. I never take eggs without it now.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:32 am
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I think the easiest is to walk to the nearest greasy spoon/pub that does breakfast/roadside cafe etc and order the greasiest thing on the menu!


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:33 am
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Posted : 25/08/2013 8:33 am
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You need..

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Posted : 25/08/2013 8:36 am
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chubbyblokeinlycra that thing is flawed. Only one egg.
You should only recommend stuff you have used.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:42 am
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Think it'll have to be poached as they take less effort...

So, how do you poach yours..

Jamie I hope that's a stolen pic and you didn't poach those eggs? 🙄


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:43 am
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chubbyblokeinlycra that thing is flawed. Only one egg.
You should only recommend stuff you have used.

Buy two?

Jamie I hope that's a stolen pic and you didn't poach those eggs?

Not my pic, but why all the hate for poached eggs?


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:51 am
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Those have been poached in some sort of device, too symetrical not au natural in true stw fashion


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:54 am
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Buy two?

Why have two bits of toast and only one egg? If I buy two then there are four bits of toast, I guess I could buy 4, or 8 or 16...


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:58 am
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The ultimate hangover eggs have to be Heuvos Rancheros surely?


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 8:59 am
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but why all the hate for poached eggs?

Love poachers but they look over poached to me. Hard yolk - no joke


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:00 am
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hungover, i can only deal with one egg, fried, boiled or poached. extra slice of toast is a bonus


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:04 am
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Soft boiled with toasted soldiers.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:07 am
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chop a small onion and fry it with some chilli and oregano, when the onion is soft scramble in some eggs. Serve on nice brown toast and if you have some put a thin layer of rose harrisa between the toast and the eggs.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:10 am
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Green... with ham


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:12 am
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Hmm eggs

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Posted : 25/08/2013 9:26 am
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Ummm butter?


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:28 am
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hell no


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:29 am
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Scrambled in the microwave is the easiest. Just dump the bowl in the bin when you're done.

Never tried this and I'm sure it's quick but IME scrambled eggs are cooked over a low heat with constant stirring to produce a smooth creamy texture, too much bother with a hangover...

Hangover eggs are fried

Sorry, have to disagree. Fried eggs are the lowest form of cooked egg and should only be consumed when no other option is available. Greasy spoon for example.

Hangover eggs should be fried. By someone else.

I very rarely give someone responsibility for my breakfast and only do so if they have a proven track record. Some people just don't take it seriously enough! Of course I am very good so quite happy to prepare everyone else's 😀

So, how do you poach yours..

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Like this. I cheat and use these little beauties and as such poached eggs are very easy. Never even tried the 'traditional' method.

However you 'fix' them try a sprinkling of hot smoked paprika on them.

Thanks Woobliscott, tried this and have to agree it works well. I found out many years ago that I love the combination of peanut butter and egg, makes most people shudder with revulsion but I love it.

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Thanks guys, that was lovely 😀


 
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hell no

.. scurries off and puts bruneep on his list of people to be lined up against the wall come the revolution.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:32 am
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Ummm butter?

+1

Waste of nice eggs if you are going to spoil them on planks of wood.

Duck eggs for me, PO next door always has a supply which is handy when you wake up and feel like some nice eggs.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:46 am
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Never thought of peabo with eggs as hangover food, but that looks the ticket. Not sure about the red bits mind. Crack that yolk and you've a multi-coloured smelly thing under your nose. And duck egg? For a hangover? Guts of steel and tastebuds of ti.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 12:14 pm
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Hangover eggs are raw and cracked on your lower teeth slurp, slurp.
12 cups of coffee.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 4:57 pm

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