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Times are hard so can you pick up a cheeky snack by winning a prize at the fair, or do they teste a bit carp?
Oh for heaven's hake not another fish pun thread!
Man eating gold fish?
Come on, answer the question. Don't be coy...
Don't you just hate it when the gold flake gets stuck in your teeth?
Will harden/blingy up your constitution.
Puffer Fish are better - properly fill you up.
And you won't have to worry where your next meal is coming from. Win Win!
£3 on hook a duck to win a goldfish, or £3 for a multipack of tuna in a supermarket. Easy decision you don't have mullet over.
Seeing as you are fishing for answers let minnow when you get a good one
Easy to net a gold fish while you're getting brown on the beach
Ah, not another fish pun thread. I'm off to the exercise bike to do a turbot session.
@op - what kinda evil bassa eats goldfish
Some days this plaice is just awful
I blame Chris Grayling for talking pollacks
GET ON YOUR PIKE AND RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
FOR COD'S SAKE!
I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR YOUR GOLDFISH WITH MY SWORDFISH.
I'm taking a perch on the fence with this one from now on.
Given the current state of the country/planet the sole answer surely has to be carp diem
Come on, answer the question. Don’t be coy…
Give me time, I want to mullet this over.
Come on get your skates on, no floundering.
This thread is sole destroying.
Well you shouldn't have taken the bait.
Come on, answer the question. Don’t be coy…
What is this plaice coming to, it's koi not coy!
This thread is brill.
Feeling a bit of a sprat
Out of interest, did youfind a goldfish at the end of the rainbow or a trout.
It Sardine enough to concentrate around here with trout all these crab jokes ...
Don't bother me atm I'm in bed with eight women.
Haddock you not forgotten the tropical fish content from ops post.
I'm just being sharkastic 😛
I used to know a man who’s regular party-piece was to rattle off about 50 fish-themed puns.
Poor bastard.
To be honest I’d flounder just to find one decent punch-line.
These puns are excrucianating
Here's the trick. Cut a fish-shaped sliver from a large carrot. Reach into a goldfish bowl whilst concealing the carrot from view. Remove hand from bowl, shaking the carrot slice vigrorously for all to see and pop it in your mouth.
Not a pun, but they wanted to test Golfish's memory capability, so obviously they taught them to drive their tank around the room and then around a Uni campus to find food and tested them again, days / weeks / months later to see how long they could remember the route....
Most surreal thing you'll ever see...
Well that's knackered an old joke.
Goldfish, are they solid gold or just gill-ded ?