Earthquake?

Do you know any priests, young or old?

Nothing in the list for the last 3 days and it was updated at 05:40 today.

There’s a sub list for induced seismicity (big explosion, demolishing a power station chimney etc) which is empty.

Comedy duo moving a piano perhaps?

USGS also says no

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?extent=-21.28937,-126.5625&extent=71.80141,-63.28125&map=false

Dropped your key box?

Stealth sexual performance boast?

Middle ear infection? Sometimes can cause those kind of weird vertigo/nausea sensations out of nowhere, even while you're asleep.

Or do you live close to a Hellmouth?

https://vole.wtf/hellmouth/

My guess is dream, I've had some weird feelings wake me up occasionally.

Small earthquakes sound and feel like your neighbours slamming the front door, but they reverberate a few times.

Or do you live close to a Hellmouth?

Well I lived above the subway line in Cessnock for a while so sensible hypothesis

I mistook an actual earthquake  for the macerator running before. The building was shaking/ rumbling a bit and it went on for a while, but I was too sleepy to realise what was happening.  Not that a macercator can shake a building, but I was in a sleepy stupor.

So any plant/equipment in your building?

My partner used to live under a paint shop. It was great as shop empty all the good times.

But 9am every morning when the paint mixer fired up was a bit alarming the first *ahem* sleepover.

Not that a macerator can shake a building

Depends on what it's having to deal with, I suppose. What's the faecal equivalent of sticking too many towels in the washing machine?

I live on the corner of hyndland st, so I’m used to pretty heavy traffic. All kind of heavy banging.

But this was plain bizarre. Like night terrors. A revolting sensation.

I struggled out of the nightmare (it felt like a seismic ripple, moving east to west).

Strangely, I had to push the mattress a couple of inches, back to its original position.

i guess I’ll have to chalk it up to subsidence.

I had to push the mattress a couple of inches, back to its original position.

i guess I’ll have to chalk it up to subsidence.

Or flatulance

You live above the Subway? Any interesting dreams?

Bucky ? will do that to your guts

I suggest popping your belly needle to balloon kinda exercise

On the day of the ‘incident’, I did ask the staff at kelvinhall underground if there were any reports of subsidence.

Emphatically “No”.

Im sure we’ll get to the bottom of this…

https://flic.kr/p/2qcGFXj

that said, nothing else in the flat was affected.

I remember the Market Rasen earthquake, and I was thirty miles away. Absolutely no doubt that was an earthquake, I knew immediately.

So I would suggest that if you have doubts it probably wasn't