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[Closed] Dyatlov Pass Incident - verdict

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Rather boring really considering all the rumours and conspiracy theories.

They all died from hypothermia after fleeing their tent for shelter behind a ridge in an avalanche scare. They couldn't find the tent afterwards and succumbed to the - 45 deg C temp.

So no infrasound induced mania, secret Russian weapons or yetis involved.


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 5:07 pm
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Nonsense.
They all died of exhaustion trying to overturn a stranded Ural sidecar.
And, y'know, aliens.

Why couldn't they just have followed their own tracks back to the tent?


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 5:15 pm
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Tracks got covered by snow so they couldn't backtrack...


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 5:28 pm
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Booooring.

Anyway, wasn't the entrance facing downhill?
Why cut your way out of the sides?
Why leave your clothes?

Nah, not having it.

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Posted : 11/07/2020 6:01 pm
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Don't start on the JFK assassination - accidental discharge of a secret serviceman's M16 from the car behind and cover up to hide embarrassment.

The first 2 shots were Lee Harvey Oswald but the third shot - the headshot - was almost certainly an agent in the car behind

Obviously not sexy enough for the conspiracy theory industry

JFK - completed it mate!


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 6:05 pm
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Prince Andrew can't account for his whereabouts on the 1st and 2nd of February 1959. Just saying'. Wasn't even in Pizza Express in Woking that night according to the internet.


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 6:07 pm
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Wasn't one of them missing his tongue or something?


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 6:25 pm
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The first 2 shots were Lee Harvey Oswald but the third shot – the headshot – was almost certainly an agent in the car behind

Nah, I think his head just did that all by itself.


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 6:35 pm
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Wasn’t one of them missing his tongue or something?

There were lots of bits missing after they'd been scavenged by the local wildlife aliens.


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 6:39 pm
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Dyatlov Pass Incident - isn’t that the pass that robbed us of a certain World Cup win?


 
Posted : 11/07/2020 11:46 pm

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