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Sure, we've all been babysitting non? I was 17 at the time, she was...19 I think and a bit of a hippie IIRC, ahhh yes the kaftan and doc martins combo..

eeeek...

Charlotte!!!

Fekme, she was actually really lovely.. bit of a Stevie Nicks lookalikeee


 
Posted : 11/10/2011 11:40 am
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Told by her drunk Dad, it would be better if I did not see her daughter again, while he pointed a 12 bore down my nose!

While she, in the background was saying 'I was joking Dad I am not pregnant'

😯

At the time I was more shocked about her being possibly pregnant than the cold bit of steel resting on my nose!

Never, never, never date a farmers daughter!

😉


 
Posted : 11/10/2011 11:46 am
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I was 17 at the time, she was...19

Whew!

After last night's 'treasure hunts for 11 yr old girls' thread title I was starting to worry about the STW male massif. 😆


 
Posted : 11/10/2011 11:47 am
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I dumped a girl because she had ugly ears, She had long hair wich covered them most of the time, but when she wore her hair back ... i can still see them now,(Flash back rambo stlyle) 😯
she was rely nice. Nice body and personality but i just couldnt get past the ears.

A bit like kyle rely fantastic body but the ears are a killer for me. :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 11/10/2011 11:51 am
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"You couldn't get pastt he ears"

Ehhh?? Were they really that big??

Phah..

Last nights 11yr old thread?? Glad I was on my bike..


 
Posted : 11/10/2011 11:56 am
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I don't know why I am having this conversation with you and I never knew you were sex mad in the first place.

I could help you out if hes dipping whilst you are on the 'up 8)


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:04 am
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Hora! down boy, down!

There is a difference between being a sex god and a sex pest 🙂


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:29 am
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Lynn these are sex people!


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:32 am
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I was finished by a girlfriend once because I wouldn't have sex enough. Seriously I had had enough. It was relentless.

I had one of those. Fun times. Quite sore times, but fun times nonetheless. 😀


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:35 am
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I was finished by a girlfriend once because I wouldn't have sex enough. Seriously I had had enough. It was relentless.

I knew a few of these. True Nymphomaniacs are really really hard to find and should be treasured.


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:41 am
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I broke up with a girl because of her awful dress sense. Saw her 2 years later modelling underwear for Cosmo. 😕


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 9:58 am
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In anticipation of hot date, boy goes to pharmacy and asks the guy behind the counter for a large pack of condoms, with a big grin on his face. On date night, he's invited in for dinner with the family. Before eating, he gets asked to say grace. After some time with heads bowed, girl leans over and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious.." at which the boy replies "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist.."


 
Posted : 12/10/2011 10:02 am
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