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Can I take Ibuprofen with Sudofed Decongestant (ie the standard one).

Blocked sinuses and my ears hurt like hell.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:31 pm
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MTFU

😉

Sorry no idea.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:32 pm
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Yes. All internet medical advice caveats offered...

If you have high blood pressure it's probably not a good idea though.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:34 pm
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MTFU

I normally do - I hate taking tablets - but my ears feel like I have someone sat on my shoulders pumping away with mini toilet plungers over my ears.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:34 pm
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Punch yourself in the face a few times.

If that doesn't sort it, have a double whisky and MTFU


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:36 pm
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have a double whisky

Stuck at work and have to drive home later.

I might do that later though.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:40 pm
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push your tongue on the roof off your mouth and press hard between your eyebrows for 20 seconds, then release - clears sinuses. I know not how, it just does.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:42 pm
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Ouch that hurts. Not sure if it has worked yet though...


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:55 pm
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if nit then grab your testicles in your LEFT hand and squeeze them as hard as you can whilst poking yourself in the eyes with your right hand

If you do this hard enough you will quickly forget the discomfort in your ears


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 5:58 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 6:23 pm
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Mainline some smack now, then snort a few lines of coke to ensure you don't crash on the way home, once home continue with the whisky and then pop a couple of valium up your arse before bed. Sorted.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 6:34 pm
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pop a couple of valium up your arse before bed

Night darling.

Night love.

What are you doing darling?

Just popping a couple of Valium up my arse.

Ohh. Night then.

G'night.


 
Posted : 15/02/2012 6:51 pm
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push your tongue on the roof off your mouth and press hard between your eyebrows for 20 seconds, then release - clears sinuses. I know not how, it just does.

I've just broken my glasses


 
Posted : 16/02/2012 12:40 pm
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[i]I've just broken my glasses [/i]

😛


 
Posted : 16/02/2012 12:41 pm
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Class thread. qwerty - some of the finest internet medical advice I've ever read. And to finish with benzodiazopene suppositries is nothihng short of genius. 😀


 
Posted : 16/02/2012 1:00 pm
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pop a couple of valium up your arse before bed

push your tongue on the roof off your mouth and press hard between your eyebrows for 20 seconds

do not mix these up


 
Posted : 16/02/2012 2:29 pm

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