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Pup Fiction. The struggles of a young publisher trying to find writers willing to work on a series of tales to read to your dog so it will go to sleep. All seems lost until he meets aspiring writer Molly (played by Jennifer Lawrence).
Lock, Sock & Two Smoking Barrels - drugs, armed robbery and hosiery
Silence of the Labs - the Forensic Services get hit by another cyber attack
Boat - Kazakhstan’s forth most famous seafaring vessel
Every Which Way But Loos - He knew it was a mistake to take picolax before going to the shops
Aeon Flu - Ms Theron gets the sniffles
Men in Back. Write your own tagline...
The Man With Two Brans. Steve Martin faces a cereal dilemma. Organic or regular?
Ho Fuzz - Simon Pegg takes a look at Bikini Wax trends within the Sex industry.
Brie Encounter 2. Meeting Captain Marvel in a fromagerie is a recipe for some tasty action.
Fee Willy. A gigolo looks back on his life. Starring Mark Wahlberg.
Bi trouble in little China.
Trouble in little china, could go either way.
Ig trouble in little china.
Trouble with eggs in little china, with an entirely NZ cast.
Ass Port to Pimlico
The Lady and the Ramp: Biopic about Evelyn Kineval
The President’s Plan is Missing. White House documentary focussing on Trump’s foreign policy.
Snakes On A Plan. The president tries to gain support for his border security scheme.
Obocop - Murphy is rebuilt but he now has a strange woodwind addiction
Life of Bran - a revised version of the Python classic exclusivly narrated by Hodor.
Leaving as Vegas - the cast all sneak out of town disguised as the portly northern comic
2 Days Later.
Waldo Jeffers travels Parcel Force 48
E die the Eagle - a bird is found downed and accusations fly in this gritty Yorkshire tale.
Station Gent - Sir Topham Hatt gets a solo movie
Sowgirls - Paul Verhoeven's film about a street smart drifter who becomes a pig farmer, what could possibly go wrong.
Whisk Galore - villagers are shocked when a shipload of Angel Delight washes up on the shores of their remote Scottish Island.
The 3 Steps - a lower cardio version of the classic chase thriller.
2 Days Later.
Waldo Jeffers travels Parcel Force 48
You're talking about the follow up '2 Weeks Later'
He Handmaiden. A trans persons struggles to be accepted in the normally female blah blah
This caught my fancy just a little bit. And I needed something to do whilst the missus jacked up on Strictly..
Epo Man - Lance Armstrong tells all in this searing docudrama
Lashdance - a teenage welder from Stockton spends her weekends necking WKD and dancing round her clutch bag
St Emo's Fire - The Brat Pack realise their careers are busted and get all moody like
Sort Circuit - The cast of the IT Crowd reunite for this feature length episode
Revenge of the Neds - Kappa clad Glaswegians right some wrongs
When Arry met Sally and Dirty Arry - double bill as Redknapp signs a new fox in the box and then runs her through some strenuous training drills
Bill & Ed's Excellent Adventure - Murray and Balls in a mismatched buddy adventure through time and space
Bi - Tom Hanks in this moving prequel to Philadelphia
My Let Foot - Daniel Day Lewis rents out one of his feet
Ron - An overweight, loudmouthed Yorkshire based nobody finds himself trapped in a computer game being hunted by carbon framed bicycles
And finally (for now) two where replacing a letter made me chuckle, specifically
Hobocop - when mild mannered Accountant Barry Brown sneaks in a bottle of white lightning at lunch, he is transformed (etc etc and with apologies to Viz)
And
Transfarmers - A small Welsh village is scandalised when sheep farmer Gruffydd is discovered taking hormones intended for his flock. Much hilarity ensues
I'll get me coat
Little Omen - They're doomed but they hardly notice
Cuban Fry - Stephen gets some fancy dancin shoes
The Hut Locker - a guardian's life in the mountains
The Fifth Lement - a dyslexics continued frustration with word play
Playing the other game
The Yurt Locker - a story of unemployment on the steppes
The Empire Trikes Back - crap recumbent themed Stormtrooper epic. (Luke loses his hand due to hot discs on his road bike)
Pus in Boots - First World War documentary about infected trenchfoot
I spit on your rave - vegeance is best served cold, or at least slightly damp, whan a DJ gets overlooked for an upcoming weekender
The Itch - A film following a Puritan family encountering yeast infections in the woods beyond their New England farm
Ride of Frankenstein - Dr Frankenstein puts together a dream build and asks the local villagers to roast it
Where Eagles Are
Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton assemble a crack team of ornithologists to do a secret survey of raptors. But their team keeps getting mysteriously bumped off. A very tense scene ensues when they meet back at the twitcher's hut to compare spotters notebooks.
and from change one letter film club
A raver runs through it
Two brothers grow up in an idyllic location, with fishing as the common theme that binds. Until one day, one runs off to the city, takes load of e in a disused warehouse and returns to shatter the peace of his former life.
Solent Green
<Spoiler alert> the biscuits are made from the recycled Sotonians
(Change a letter)
Widdler on the Roof:
Musical based on the works of Bob Dylan
"Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine. I'm on the rooftops pissing on pedestrians.... look up kids its something I did god knows why but I'm doing it again"
Cueless - epic snooker biopic using amateur actors.
The Depated - thriller - undercover cop investigates Pâté theft.
Some Like It Ho - Snoop and Dre to star in the Lemmon/Curtis roles.
Natch. “Of course ****ing ‘of course’. I wasn’t asking, Turkish. ”
A couple more
Kin Kong - The great ape discovers he has a brother working at a cabaret in downtown Manhattan
Toy Tory - Woody (Michael Gove) gets all jealous when Buzz (Boris Johnson) arrives to steal the party
Bogie Nights - Bored ex Jock Mark Wahlberg spends 90 minutes cornering a green one
Chintown - Kirk Douglas, Jimmy Hill and Robbie Rotten off of that Lazytown (with Reese Witherspoon as the love interest) break up a conspiracy to fix the number of throw-ins at a Northern Premier League one match between Blythe Spartans and Poulton-Le-Fylde
Argo - Ben Affleck crashes his helicopter in the Minnesota wastelands whilst trying to rescue pregnant cop Frances McDormand in this Carter brothers classic
And in a new, add a letter breakaway game
Argos - Ben Affleck crashes his helicopter onto the roof of the Poulton-Le-Fylde Argos whilst trying to ensure possession of a Furby for his son's Xmas pressie
Fargos - After running out of fuel, Ben Affleck crashes his helicopter onto the roof of the Thurso Argos, having flown all the way from Ebbsfleet in search of the last Tamagotchi in the UK
Have we had ...
Pilates of the Caribbean ?
good thread, haven't read it all so apologies for any repeats:
Even Samurai & No country for Od Men: a chilling double header about a dystopian future where men are required to go everywhere in pairs
A Clockwork Range: a film about a spring powered Aga.
Shaving Private Ryan
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Min
Watch Me - exhibitionists unite
(On Sky Atlantic tonight! 🙂 )
Day of Thunder - a short film about car racing
Tomorrow never, Des - Des O'Connor tries to make a comeback, documentary
Appy Feet - dancing birds in Yorkshire
Sliding Dors - Diana Dors going sledging
The X Me - a story of the new you
Uperman - "A load of old cobblers - Daily Mail, 1 star"
Atman - Doncaster soap opera based around a milliners shop.
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind
Jim Carey just cannot seem to score any weed, but is remarkably upbeat about it.
There Will Be Bloo
It's the morning after the vindaloo and cobra binge and strong chemicals are required before mortals can enter the throne room again.
The Ting
An age old monster in the Arctic is dug up and only dub reggae will stop it.
Hat
De Niro and Pacino as aspiring fashion designers. Hilarity ensues.
Eat
De Niro and Pacino as restaurant critics. Hilarity ensues.
Tax Driver
De Niro does sums, on this occasion without Pacino to help him.
Taxi Diver
De Niro, Pacino, Christ knows, it's just a title.
Apocalypse No
It's apparently not happening and we're safe. Docu-drama on why people have given up religion.
Die Har
Story of a German stage actor determined to play a grizzly pirate in whatever tripe turns out next from the Caribbean Pirates franchise.
Taxi River - Romcom about a bloke who has a river taxi or something.
Oldfinger : amorous adventures of 070
Despicable E. Remake of Refer Madness for the rave generation.
Taxi Drier
New York's mean streets are no place for a wet taxi.
The thread that keeps on giving
Die Ard - Bruce Willis and his vest kick ass at Bridgewater Place in Leeds
Ho Framed Roger Rabbit - Tell all sequel, starring Snoop Dog as Bob Hoskins
True Git - John Wayne dodges his round in the saloon. Again
Ladiator - How will four 'Big Men' from Merthyr Tydfil fare when they go back in time to the Coliseum
Zorba the Geek - Nice greek IT guy fixes tourist's iPhone
Mutiny on the Bunty - The Girls of St Elmo's fight back against institutional racism
And one more
Rue Grit - John Wayne's failure to capture them darn pesky injuns leads him to regret trading in his FS for a big tyred road bike
Wes Andersons trilogy of gory lactose based 'Splasher' movies
Cream
Cream 2
Carry on Creaming.
Bunty Hunter. Gerard Butler attempts to collect all 2,249 issues of his favourite comic.
Gentlemen Refer Blondes - Marilyn Monroe, Debbie Harry and Wendy Richards star in this screwball comedy about a female-only asylum in 1950s Estonia
The Ting
Modern remake of a horror classic.
The life of P
A boy survives 227 days shipwrecked on a cycling forum having his privacy valued only some of the time.
His is the end: Ron Jeremy rides again
Lack Panther - The Durrell family search Abyssinia for a panther for the family zoo
Lash Gordon - The eponymous space hero falls on hard times, taking refuge in a bottomless bottle of absinthe
Fash Gordon - Remake of the sci-fi classic, with John "Fash the Bash" Fashunu starring in the title role
Rebel Without a Case - After BA lose his luggage on the red eye from Aberdeen, James Dean spends 72 hours hanging at London City Airport before losing it and slashing some squares
Probably bindun, but...
Rainspotting - a story charting the life of a drug-addled Scotlander and the leaky roof of his council house.
Ale Rider - Clint Eastswood as a craft beer chugging hipster gunfighter
Trading Laces - Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy in footwear based comedy
The Passion of Chris - biopic of the former sprint and hurdling track and field athlete
Di Another Day - Princess Diana survives the 1997 car crash and goes on to bring down the British Monarchy
Mrs Doubtfir
The heart warming story of a man who does not believe in trees and is forced to seek psychological help for his condition. Robin Williams at comedy best.
Dude, Were's My Car
Automobile slacker horror comedy shenanigans with two stoners being pursued by their crazed lycanthropic Oldsmobile.
Beauty and the Bast
Hermione Potter does a Sunday Roast and forgets to lubricate the chicken with its own juices. Hilarity ensues.
Das Bot - the struggle with the conflict between real life and fake news.
Bill and Ted's Bogs Journey - Our slacker friends get insanely lost on the way to the dudes room
Bogie Nights - A family at war when mum finds sticky stash on the bedpost.
Doctor Seep - Ewan McGregor stars as a GP who has to mop up after one of his eldery patients.
Beauty & the Beat. Princess spends too much time looking at the Mirror In The Bathroom.
Missing in Acton -During the height of a Friday night session, Colonel James Braddock manages to escape his round and make his way back home.
The Count of Monte Cristo: French drama about a right bastard. (Losing the first 'o', of course.)