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Karat Kid ... The ginger super hero.
Casio
After making so much money running gambling operations, Sam 'Ace' Rothstein needs a calculator to count his money.
The Lie of Pi
It is exactly equal to 3
Rainspotting
Addicted to meteorology, Renton uses science and math to understand and predict weather and climate.
Rock 3.
Pretty sure you've got the general idea by now.
Ocky
stalone plays darts
The Han that rocks the cradle - Captain Solo starts part time baby sitting to pay off a heavy sabac dedt
Ad Max. Mel Gibson stars in this epic 110 minute post-apocalyptic marketing romp by Pearl & Dean. Look out for the cameo by Kevin Bacon.
ill Bill. light hearted remake of ‘Philadelphia’
Gone with the win.
Syndicate lottery ticket holder does a bunk with winning ticket.
Rock 4 - No stone unturned
Enter the Drago - Rocky 4 from the perspective of the antagonist
Schindler's Lit - Oscar gets a little high on his own Nazi supplies
Mad Ma - dystopian future where Mel Gibson has seriously pissed off his mum.
Pumping Ron
Arnold Schwarzenegger as you've never seen him before
You only lie twice
Bond goes into politics - as far fetched as the other Bond plots
The Raft: Four teenage witches find themselves adrift in the ocean.
Trick or Teat: Halloween bitty.
Cream: Spoof sequel to the above.
Host: Demi Moore & Patrick Swayze in a 'Come dine with me' special.
Host Busters. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan turn up uninvited at Demi and Partrick's dinner party
Some crackers as always... 👏
Ring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
Big reward for anyone who'll make that phone call...
Hallow Hal
Hal, taking his dying father's advice, dates only the embodiments of female spirtual perfection
Pies Like Us
Binners' quest for properly constructed pastry.
Meet the Parent. Ben Stiller travels to the Brandsholme Estate.
Ride & Prejudice - An English gentleman's plight in the face of road rage.
Rod Trip - man falls over a stick.
Car Face - man has plastic surgery to look like his favourite car.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Tone - Harry Potter competes against Marx & Heidegger in a quick fire round of Name that Tune.
Karat Kid … The ginger super hero.
1/24 of a solid gold epic
Don't Look Own - stop window shopping and just buy the ****ing thing
Miles Davis: Birth of the Coo - Jazz musician gives it all up, retrains as a vet and moves to Scotland
Lack Mask - Super hero forgets the most crucial part of his attire.
Ark Man - The story of Noah directed by Sam Raimi
Man on Fir - Documentary on the history and use of the tree
Aging Bull
De Niro zimmers round the boxing ring ...
Jurassic Par
Dinosaurs play golf
Erminator
Robot member of the House of Lords comes from the future and kills people.
Can I stop now?
Now white.
The story of how a member of a motown pop group consisting of 5 brothers went solo and became a Disney princess.
Eat
Pacino and De Niro match wits on the speed consumption circuit
Raging Ull - just a standard Friday night out in one of the gems in Yorkshires crown.
Fiddler on the Roo
Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse
Godz ill.
Overly soppy drama where God gets a bit poorly but then remembers his son is a bit tasty at healing .
Fiddler on the Roo
Shocking documentary on the issue of marsupial abuse
So LOL - brilliant.
The Ma and Louise
Things start to get really awkward when mum teams up with my mentally unstable ex
Don't Look Ow
Excellent.
Rue romance - Clarence is spent up, hungover and developing a rash
Devils Advocat - Horror, someone finally dares to drink from Nana's sugar encrusted best before 1978 bottle from the back of the booze cupboard and spends the rest of the weekend gripped in the traps
Fist of Fur - Paddington discovers the world of furries. A harrowing tale of Ursidae abuse. Obviously directed by Shane Meadows or Paddy Consodine.
Loverfield. If you build it they will cum.
riving miss daisy
Interracial granny pirn
Field of Reams - Kevin Costner's paper addiction reaches new levels
Tomb Aider 2 - the life of the octogenarian custodian of a crumbling northern necropolis. This gritty independent documentary follows her daily routine. Shot in black and white.
Is this a sequel to Irates of Penzance?
Irates of Penzance was one of earliest silent films. Irates of the the Caribbean is more of a reboot for modern times - there's a lot less gesticulation.
Trying to do the one about The Count Of Monte Cristo, but I've been beaten by the swear filter..........
A Bride Too Far. Desperate attempts to breach the German defences (Operation Lady Garden......)
The Toeing Inferno. Yet another niche pornhub category.....
Trying to do the one about The Count Of Monte Cristo, but I’ve been beaten by the swear filter……….
But that would have been most excellent with the swear filter in action
Fear and lathing in las Vegas - a traditional plasterer tries to stave off the rise of dry wall in casino construction
OT tub time machine. There’s some guys in a tub but nothing really happens as they can’t stay on script.
Op Gun.
Surgery turns violent
Rear Widow.
For who the bell tolls - a series of murders of grammar pendants leaves police baffled
Get Carer - Cold blooded killer needs a bit of agency help for his senile mum
The Bi Lebowski - The Dude bowls both ways...
Hamburger Ill - was it the 16 pints of Dark Fruit or the dodgy burger van munchies? Either way, no chance I'm taking that ridge today, sarge.
He Theory of Everything - a singletrack biopic
Ten things I ate about you - a tale obsessive gastronomic adventure
The OD couple. Two elderly gentlemen become a bit too fond of heroin.
No Country for Old Me.
Retiring overseas.
0 days of night - when the sun never sets it sucks to be a vampire
Jurassic Ark - Noah needs a bigger boat
Jurassic Par
Stan by Me.
Oliver Hardy biopic.
RON
A computer hacker is abducted into the digital world and forced to participate in gladiatorial games where his only chance of escape is with the help of a heroic shouty motorist.
Terminator Ark Fate - new format, same old nonsense
Erminator
I might be back
Fac/Off - cockneys hurl verbal abuse at each other for 90 minutes.
Raveheart: Mel Gibson gets off his tits.
Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the cones.
Anakin and Padme have only one route in their hearts, but can they survive the dark side of the spaceworks on the M1.
Aiders of the lost ark
One look at the beautiful angels of the ark and all is lost. Can the medics avoid its lure - Arthurs open leg fracture depends on it.
The Odfather
A frank documentary about Michael Jacksons life and loves.
Moo Raker - no brush big enough for this cow.
The Mat IX - long running fetish franchise about a human door mat.
00 - very short lived yet heroic Spartan defence
00 - tragic Greek film about the evolution of the railway. Spoiler alert - wrong gauge, trains need to be much bigger in real life
Ocky
stalone plays darts
That's good.
For Lions - Misguided fundamentalists blow themselves up in the name of big cats.
Nine and a half eeks.
Mickey Rourke develops an obsession with Kim Basinger's pussy, which turns out to be an only passable mouser
Caddy Hack.
Foreign intelligence services take the battle off the putting green.
Even Samurai.
Equality issues in Sengoku Japan.
Ilent Running - prequel - two friends fall out over a lawn mower days before setting off to run across the US.
The Back Hole - how a seventies science fiction film was saved from an inappropriate remake
Interstella - One man’s obsession with a drink that tastes like piss
Dity Harry - Mr Secombe goes to San Francisco
8 mil - a short story
Demolition Ma - tragic story of a destructive family
The Ion King. In a much lauded piece of cross-casting Donald Glover brings new light to the role of Svante Arrhenius in this live action remake of a beloved cartoon.