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The Ok er.
Blockbuster about about a man in quality control.
Hostbusters - A crack down on the B&B trade.
Pup Fiction a story by dogs, for dogs
Tar wars, in a secure housing estate far, far away an evil empire does battle to repair old people’s drives....badly
Luc - On what starts as a promising story Luc Besson takes lots of drugs and babbles incoherent shite for the next hour of the movie. Somehow a car chase with French police will be shoehorned into this and carnage ensues.
Horsebox Gang Ban
County-lines drug drama - provincial town police struggle to control mobile crack-house action and eventually set up a panto-horse sting operation. You won't believe what happens next ...
2 days later. A Brexit story.
The Empire Trikes Back
Having screwed up everyone's drives in Tar Wars the Empire's trucks sink into the uneven surface and are set upon by angry Surrey commuters.
They make a hasty retreat on children's tricycles stolen from the back gardens of their customers.
Onan the Barbarian. Sword and Saucery,
Jaw. An Amity island cop obsesses over David Coulthard.
Gone in 6 seconds: Story of a man punching way above his weight.
The Butterly Effect - convoluted story of punk singer turned butter advertiser.
Sale’s lot, it’s grim up North.
The Davinci Cod - A secret society is uncovered that has kept a secret that could rock the very foundations of fish & chip Friday.
Finding Emo - one fish's search for a classic eighties radio comedian.
Saving Private Yan. A group of soldiers desperately hunt for the sole surviving brother caught up in the Vietnamese war.
The Bi Sleep. A tale of exhausted swingers in Ruislip.
Bily Elliot. All this dancing's playing havoc with his digestion.
Rear Widow. Pornhub category makes it onto the big screen.
Old finger. Don’t ask!
A River Runs through I. Bob Marley's contribution to the Picolax thread.
Apocalypse No
The Hut Locker- An explosive drama about shed security
The Itcher . Rutger Hauer battles the midges on the West Highland Way.
The Fat and the Furious: Scots go about their daily lives.
West Side Tory - a youngsters from a New York City gang falls in love with capatilism, but tensions between his friends build toward tragedy.
Godfellas - The story of Henry Hill and his life in the Anglican diosce syndicate.
All Quiet on the Western Font - A young typesetter faces profound disillusionment in the soul-destroying horror of printing endless Michael McIntyre gig posters.
Independence Da - a divorced 45%er struggles tae bring up his weans wi breek pishin' results.
Killin Zoe - a young woman from the Trossachs becomes entangled in a sheep rustling heist which quickly gets out of hand.
Seve - a murderous Spanish golfer
The ion King - king of electrically charged atoms
Lice in Wonderland - a headlice follows the white rabbit down the hole.
The Magnificent Sven - A small rural Mexican pheasant team hires a mercenary manager to help with their end of season crunch game against deadly local rivals, Los Bandidos.
El Amino.
A young Latino man seeks to escape the brutal world of underground competitive bodybuilding.
About Tim - a working title
The Martin - the story one man's fight for a cheaper life
Irates of the Caribbean - docudrama, the people of Tunbridge Wells go on holiday
Batma Begins - A single mother overcomes great odds to become a cricket legend.
Weekend at Ernie’s - Burt spends a weekend at his best mates place. Shenanigans follow.
Reurn of the King - One princes journey to find a new receptacle for the remains of his father. A Werner Hertzog film.
Dead Ma's Chest - highly specialist scottish necrophilia makes it to the big screen
Cool Hand Uke - docudrama about Eric Clapton's less well known brother and his more portable stringed instrument.
It’s Wonderful Life - Pennywise the clown has a new bike day and goes to BPW.
Roni - an angry man from Northern England chases a moped rider at high speed through the streets of Paris. He catches him and after explaining who he is attacks the film's director for the spelling mistake in his name.
Tomb Aider - A lone woman dedicates her life to protecting sacred and ancient burial sites from another lone woman who’s dedicated her life to stealing shit from sacred and ancient burial sites
Shat
Nerves get the better of an otherwise cool detective
No Country for Old Me
See the “How Pathetic a Middle Age Man are You” thread
aws - a lone, killer, web service
Irates of the Caribbean – docudrama, the people of Tunbridge Wells go on holiday
Is this a sequel to Irates of Penzance?
Three Men and a Bab
A scatalogical look at the West Yorkshire social scene
The Row: Reviews of this have caused some unrest
The rod to perdition: Punishment by long, hard stick
Moan: She is the one to save the village but isn't happy about it
Oldmember: Dirty Grandpa meets Debbie does Dallas
Dadpool
Father takes kids to the local swimming baths.
Laughs a plenty as they attempt to wash, dry and brush their daughters hair.
Intense drama at the vending machine as kids are told they can’t have any sweets from it.
The Good, the Ba and the Ugly.
Shaun the Sheep Western.
Seed - Alan Titchmarsh does a line of charlie and attacks the flowerbeds at 51mph
Peed - Man desperate for the toilet endures slow bus journey around LA.
The Inbetweener movie - it's just not the same going on holiday by yourself.
The Ting - Roadman horror flick.
Eat
Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino go on a gastronomic tour of LA
Chindler's list: Jimmy Hill docu about his favourite players
One with the wind: Sequel to Blazing Saddles
Raveheart: A lone DJ tries to bring peace to waring discotheques but they can't have his George Michael collection.
Alan Titchmarsh does a line off Charlie
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2001: A Pace Odyssey: Following the split of a comedy duo, one man goes on a quest to find new jokes
Lie of Pi: It's not 3.14159265359 as we 1st thought
Rainspotting: It's grim up north
Lazing Saddles - How the West was won by other people
The Rad - Danny McCaskill hops off buildings in a ravaged, post-apocalyptic landscape
Terminator: Dark Fat - Arnie has really let himself go for this one.
Olympus has Allen
dramatic story where Gerrard Butler attempts a daring solo rescue of an ageing comedian from the White House after he is kidnapped and held hostage by Donald Trump
Lien Resurrection - really boring John Grisham film about property ownership. Sequel to that other John Grisham film about blah, blah, blah
Lack Panther - A well known forumite feels the ban hammer
Full Meta Jacket - born to code
Seepless in Seattle. They’ve put an end to incontinence in the West Coast sea port.
Eon: the professional
After her family are left in crippling debt by a corrupted smart meter. A small girl seeks the help of a reluctant customer champion.
Rock.
A large pebble.
Onan the destroyer - no amount of wet wipes can clean up this teenage boys bedroom
12 Years a Slav - A coming of age story set in Belgrade.
Ti me up! Ti me down!
A twisted tale of a mtbers obsession...
All about my other
The sequel, also likes steel...
Trainpotting. Sick Boy and Spud take up gardening.
The Leg Movie
Boy attempts to replace his dads missing leg by inventing a plastic limb in the basement.
Terminator: Dark Fat
Comedy antics at the liposuction clinic.
Joke
Short film about one man's descent into stand up, following a difficult childhood.
Child's Pay
Horror depicting exploitation of young workers being paid with toy dolls.
Toy Tory
Political scandal depicting the machinations of special adviser Cummings.
How To Train Your Drago
Harry Potter spin off following the sadly oppressed life of the son of the evil empire's chief lieutenant.
Ars Attacks - a picolax epic
Hamburger Ill - Morgan Spurlock remake
Three Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
A mobile phone network rents one billboard outside of Ebbing, Missouri to call attention to its goods and services.
Lien - in debts on property everyone can hear you scream
The Wizard of O .
late night fantasies.
Itman. The man behind Pennywise, wipes off his makeup and heads off to Party Planet to negotiate a new deal on ballon supplies.
Dr. O - Bond's latest escapade contains more raciness than normal.
Nine and a Half Wees - Grandad battles nocturnal prostate issues
Aging Bull - Grandad argues for Brexit in local pub.
The Crying Gam - Grandad mourns the revoking of Article 50
Onan the Barbarian. Sword and Saucery
Ohh that's good. Very good.
A Astra - Vauxhall release another promo
Et Out - About the day we went to MAcDonalds innit
Rocket Ma - Mum's salad hasn't been this peppery since the 70s.
Godfellas
After realising that leading a life of organised crime doesn't pay, Henry Hill and his mob teach The Lord's word across New York.
The Itch - Joan Collins puts it about a bit too much.
^^^^ LOL, given your forum name, that is a perfect film title. Well done!
Don't Look Ow. The blind cobbler's thumb fable retold.
Wedding Rashers. One day they'll find a cure in this Porky's sequel.
We're the Milers. Seb Coe teams up with Jennifer Anniston to smuggle drugs along Iffley Road.
Get Sorty - Travolta, Russo, Hackman and De Vito begin new careers in a Royal Mail delivery office.
Rock 2.
Another stone.