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If Cousin Mathew regains feeling in his legs and cock the shark will well and truely have been jumped.
Are you serious get a life ?
Which bit would you want most? Cock or legs?
If you had to choose?
Are you a bloke or a lady?
got me pop n crisps ready.......... 😀
A man with no legs or arms has just swum the Channel. Clever dick....
yep me to, regular every week.
I once new a girl called downtown Abbey
she didn't live up to expectations
There's gonna be trouble. Mr Bates is well in the pooh. Worth it for Anna IMHO though - dirty old git. 8)
That's got to be the shortest bit of telly before an advert in history, it's getting like the bloody yanks, I should record and watch later..
We just need verification on the cock now!
A 'normal life' and a knowing look - it's in working order. Now where's that shark?
It's EastEnders for people who 'don't watch soap operas' and feel slightly grubby and guilty for watching ITV.
That said, I quite like a bit of posh, so fine by me. 😀
I couldn't describe the difference between Downtown and Eastenders without being branded racist, homophobe, snob, and a nostalgic simpleton.
But it is less embarrassing watching with a young inquisitive daughter even though it is past her bedtime.
Oh go on, have a go.
Same issues, nicer accents and a veneer of civility to mask an interest in others fictional sexual, emotional and financial problems.
I like the Archers, myself 😀
OH likes this, I've been half-watching.
It's not for me, TBH, but it is most definitely quality programming.
I couldn't describe the difference between Downtown and Eastenders without being branded racist, homophobe, snob, and a nostalgic simpleton.
Very nicely put! 😀