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He’s there to take the heat off Johnson. Squarely blame the COVID faecal hurricane on fall-guy Hancock and the DHSC and let Johnson take the credit for the vaccine programme (which was not down to Johnson, Hancock or the DHSC but some amazing managers and clinical staff in the NHS)
You have to take your hat off to him for his bare-fade front in some ways.
He’s saying that everything should be taken out of the hands of the public sector and handed over to the private sector?
All while failing to mention the 37 billion quid spaffed on a totally ineffectual test and trace system by Serco er al, and the fact that the success of the vaccination program is entirely down to the NHS
Black is white.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
If anyone thinks that today’s performance, for that is what it was, wasn’t done in full liaison with number ten they need their bumps feeling
All part of the agenda. It’s theatre
Dominic likes to get his teeth into people he considers stupid, he is not bothered by party politics and is no more a Tory than me.
He is a bit of a sociopath and has no loyalty to anyone- his i am a Genius persona is bollocks - he is a one trick pony and that trick has been hijacked by the Tories and he is pissed off.
Dominic has become commoditised and he ****ing hates it. All he has left is revenge clickbait hence his appearance and offer to spill more beans... he has after all been spurned in favour if Miss Symonds.
Nice to watch.
He is probably right in saying that a lot of public services are not run efficiently, have jobs for life mentality, no performance management etc,. Definitely the case in the NHS.
However, anyone close (very close) to a very successful major international company knows that they are not run all that efficiently either but they make enough profit for it not to be a problem.
There is a reason for that... if you run a company efficiently, it is usually a soulless, terrible place to work with that one single goal taking over everything.
@willard - that is exactly what has happened to the company I work for in the past 2 years.
He's a lying scheming shit and he has no regard for the truth. He is 100% agenda driven and he will say whatever it takes to deliver that agenda.
But wrap it in a union jack and tell the people it is going to put a stop to A.N.Other group of people and the collective, willing blindness is disturbing. He recognised early on that to 'win' he only had to appeal to morons, so that is what he does. Big, punchy, three word lies, that's all it needs. The truly disturbing thing is how easily brainwashed our society is. But I guess if the brains to be washed are small, you can get through more.
no performance management etc,. Definitely the case in the NHS.
As somebody who is currently performance managing a team member I can tell you that's defiantly not the case here.
For all his lies, unless he is seriously challenged by the press or politicians or in the courts, he will get away with it. Jenrick says just learn the lessons, 'the focus should be on the roll-out of the vaccine not an inquiry' as if it were one or the other. They will walk away from this, much richer with their futures guaranteed by IOUs, bolder and no discernible accountability. Corruption at the top invites venality throughout the system, keep MPs quiet with an extra £200pw (expenses like paper and computers, the £180k pa expenses is just for the duck houses and Apple ear phones). It depresses me that the prevalence of ignorance, fear and naivete just allows them to carry on, with increased support from people whose lives are ruined. We need to conquer deference.
Jenrick
A full-on, laughing behind his hand, crook.
'The NHS was a smoking ruin, we had to give contracts out to our mates down the pub.'
Hancock is not his only target, he's trying to neuter Hunt politically.
As ever one is reminded of the wise words of Ms Mandy Rice-Davis. He would say that wouldn't he*?
*not the exact wording.
He’s a lying scheming shit and he has no regard for the truth.
+1.
He's a horrible, weasel faced prick. I'm not a violent person but could be changed If I could get to smack his face with a cricket bat.
He's also one of those who gets away with everything...
Surely he should be referred to by his proper title: “a former Downing Street Insider”
He always got away with murder because he knows where the bodies are buried.
I would think this is a shot across the bows along the lines of “just imagine what else I could tell them?”
I reckon if you left the current cabinet, Cummings and farrage in a rowing boat at sea for a couple of hundred days....well that'd do really
He always got away with murder because he knows where the bodies are buried.
Because he planned where they went, and stood by telling them how deep to dig the grave before they threw them in!
When the current govt's history is fully unravelled, the stories will haunt people for generations to come, just how much power can corrupt and how readily it can be bought, and how easy it is to control it from within with the use of just one single dedicatedly devious brain masterminding the play book already on your pay roll!
I would think this is a shot across the bows along the lines of “just imagine what else I could tell them?”
My only surprise so far is that Cummings is being so measured with his retribution... I had imagined that he would still be in his handler position currently to be fair, but that when he and Boris inevitably came to blows, the likelihood of him handing himself in to MI5 and doing a deal for total immunity in return for dishing all the dirt on the entire government was quite likely indeed!
I'm surprised it took the No.10 press office this long to come up with some-one (other than Johnson) to blame for this. The fact that the Telegraph, The Times and Sun are reporting it at the same time, stinks of briefings.
There is absolutely no way an odious shit like Cummings won't have taken out 'insurance'. Particularly when dealing with a lying, cowardly shit like Johnson.
Watching them try to do each other in could be great. What do we reckon? 'National Security' by move #3?
@dannyh the right wing press are currently working up a frenzy, suggesting Cummings and Johnson are literally going to “fight to the death” over this!
Now that’s actually something I would pay to see... 😂
I think they need to be very very careful, otherwise they could end up pressing Cummings’ “Nuclear” button, and he immediately effects whatever plan he has put in place (no doubt Gove would become PM in this), whilst throwing Johnson and most of the cabinet under the bus in exchange for total immunity!
Fun times ahead for sure!
Classic diversionary tactics. The press are now talking about Cummings instead of PPE corruption.
Maybe it needs a special inquiry team.

PPE corruption
That's a 'National Security' matter, I'm afraid.🤫
The Guardian on form...
"The only statement from Downing Street this week that I actually believe is the denial that cabinet secretary Simon Case ever told Johnson to change his phone number, the PM apparently having had the same one for more than a decade. Very wise advice. That phone’s like the ghost containment grid from Ghostbusters. If you switch it off, extremely bad things will happen. Even if he’s as mediocre a yes-man as he appears, Case will surely have worked out that the phone is basically the safest repository for innumerable entities who are best “managed” rather than fully ghosted. Attempting to shut down the phone completely could result in a vast release of potentially fatal psychokinetic energy to the Sunday newspapers."
"Dominic Cummings has launched an unprecedented and extraordinary attack on Boris Johnson, alleging the prime minister tried to quash a leak inquiry as it implicated an ally."
“It is sad to see the PM and his office fall so far below the standards of competence and integrity the country deserves,” Cummings said in a post on his personal blog.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/apr/23/dominic-cummings-launches-attack-on-boris-johnson
He helped put the guy there! It’s not as if his lack of competence and integrity is news to anyone.
it's a country of shits, we get the government we deserve.
Klunk
it’s a country of shits, we get the government we deserve
I see people say this a lot and it's such a shitty comment. No one deserves the worst covid death rate in Europe or corrupt incompetence. Even the lowest of the low members of society deserve the best government available.
I think Dom underestimated the Tory party right wing by some distance- he assumed wrongly that he would remain in power as he had delivered vote leave, brexit and a Tory majority... and also assumed they would listen to him and his mate Lee, well * me it appears the big brain of Dom didn't see his demise coming.
Funny as * outwitted by the very folk he saved.
thepodge - what they deserve and what they vote for are not the same.
Poorly educated (in the broader sense) easily led and accepting of their fate.
I see people say this a lot and it’s such a shitty comment. No one deserves the worst covid death rate in Europe or corrupt incompetence. Even the lowest of the low members of society deserve the best government available.
yes they do, they vote for there own best interest and **** the rest. This for the most part is a country of selfish ****s.
My mood is still

I’m with Kimbers on this one. With two vindictive, morality-free chancers like this, surely this is just building up to the point where Dom ‘goes nuclear’
He knows where the bodies are buried, he’s a nasty bastard and he appears to be very very pissed off
It’s an irony that Boris employed him because he’s a nasty little shit, the same as him, and now he’s going to have that nasty little shit gunning for him
I see people say this a lot and it’s such a shitty comment. No one deserves the worst covid death rate in Europe or corrupt incompetence. Even the lowest of the low members of society deserve the best government available.
They really do deserve it. Even a cursory glance at what they were voting for would have told them they were asking for corrupt incompetence but they did it anyway. Is anyone really surprised at anything this Gov do or at the repeated failures of Johnson? Yet they won a thumping great majority.
The voters got what they asked for.
Dominic showing his true colours 🤣🤣🤣
Strange you never heard him objecting when he was on the inside,
Could develop into a lively tussle, and fingers crossed the conniving little turd ( enter name of choice here 🤔)will end up out of Downing Street never to stand a chance of getting back
Boris has folk advising him?, Christ.............I’m well and truly shocked.......I thought he was the personal mastermind of his own total ****ing incompetence but you now tell me there’s others out there in the wild who are just as ****ing clueless?.
Interesting.
Much as I hate and despise Boris, I'm not sure a Tory power struggle is in our interests at the moment.
But I'm very sure it's not in our interests to keep him in No. 10.
Rock, meet hard place.
They really do deserve it. Even a cursory glance at what they were voting for would have told them they were asking for corrupt incompetence but they did it anyway. Is anyone really surprised at anything this Gov do or at the repeated failures of Johnson? Yet they won a thumping great majority.
The voters got what they asked for.
Yup, and let’s have that well-worn shout" I blame Thatcher" or more, I blame the Thatcher government for putting in place the seeds that are now blooming .It’s a media fuelled boom time for…greed is good, look after number one, survival of the fittest, empathy is a weakness, bloody foreigners .Oh, and there was that well timed pandemic thing to use as a distraction for the absolute plane crash of anything resembling a government. It’s the biggest piss take in our political history and nobody is taking them to task,nobody.
It’s the biggest piss take in our political history and nobody is taking them to task,nobody.
Yep, open goals but no one wants to take the shot
Johnson’s defence today…
“Nobody cares about any of this…”
“Nobody could give a monkey’s…”
And while he’s wrong about “Nobody”, him banking on most people not caring seems sound. Why defend the indefensible? He knows many people expect all this shit from him and his government, and voted for them anyway. Few people are surprised. Even fewer will stop supporting him.
And while he wrong about “Nobody”, him banking on most people not caring seems sound.
All of us who do care need to keep kicking up stink. There's more of us than we realise, but too many are silent
I'm with kelvin on this
Schadenfreude aside, the majority will still think Johnson is a lad
Boris Johnson’s senior advisor Eddie Lister is resigning
Who?
Johnson’s defence today…
“Nobody cares about any of this…”
“Nobody could give a monkey’s…”And while he’s wrong about “Nobody”, him banking on most people not caring seems sound. Why defend the indefensible? He knows many people expect all this shit from him and his government, and voted for them anyway. Few people are surprised. Even fewer will stop supporting him.
The best thing of all is that he essentially learnt this tactic from Dom didn't he, the student has become the bumbling master.
Chumocracy in action folks, we're living in interesting times...
Who?
Hes been with Johnson since London mayor days
Johnsons problem is that without someone to tie his shoes he will trip over his laces all day long.
He hates detail and diligence, Symonds/Stratton running the show now
yes they do, they vote for there own best interest and * the rest. This for the most part is a country of selfish *.
Qu’ell surprise. Care to show me a country that doesn’t?
Boris Johnson’s senior advisor Eddie Lister is resigning
Who?
Exactly! Dom was so high profile that he became the story. If there’s one thing Boris can’t stand it’s someone stealing the spotlight from ME, ME, ME!
... as the array of dullards and dimwits he’s stuffed the cabinet with amply demonstrates
They really do deserve it.
Who exactly are "they"?
I didn't vote for any of this shitshow yet I'm governed by the same lot.
Distraction, distraction, distraction. That's all it is. Look, a fluffy pink bunny in the garden!
It works on infants, and it works on the populace.
Bhutan ?
I looked in my garden and did'nt see the rabbit. Not a pink one anyway 🙁 Still hopeful 🙂
Distraction, distraction, distraction. That’s all it is. Look, a fluffy pink bunny in the garden!
It works on infants, and it works on the populace.
Totally, that whole super football league debacle didn't last long enough . so they had to create a new distraction.
He hates detail and diligence
Not knowing the name of the conservative mayoral candidate in Gloucestershire that he was campaigning for being a classic example
Vote for.... erm... err.... thingy whatsisname?
Anyone else would be mortified. Not our glorious leader. Oh no.... Just another day in Boris-land
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/baffled-boris-johnson-cant-remember-23941463
Who exactly are “they”?
I didn’t vote for any of this shitshow yet I’m governed by the same lot.
They are the population. They had the chance to stop this and didn't. They live with the consequences.
You and I are 'They', just the collateral damage bit.
This is the exact reason i won't vote for ANY politican, because the system has entirely become about THEM and not US!
They should represent us. But "they" have fallen for the cult of celebrity, and hence now spend more time in-fighting and arguing amongst themselves than actually getting off their fat, corrupt bottoms and getting on with the job of running the country. Lies, distraction, blame-anyone-but-myself. Frankly if they were children you'd bang their heads together and tell them to f-ing well grow up, and send them to bed with no supper.......
Still

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1386005429847724036?s=19
Tbh hes bullshitting us all but funny to think of how nervous Johnson & plenty of others in No 10 world be at the prospect of this
This is the exact reason i won’t vote for ANY politican, because the system has entirely become about THEM and not US!
While I agree and understand with the sentiment, by not voting at all you have given up any slim chance you have to make a difference and so they have beaten you and won.
revs1972
Free MemberNot knowing the name of the conservative mayoral candidate in Gloucestershire that he was campaigning for being a classic example
Best example for me- in his book the Churchill Factor he tells us about what he thinks was a defining moment of the war and of his hero's career, where Churchill's leadership saved the allies after the fall of Stalingrad.
Gove waiting in the wings sharpening his backstabbing knife no doubt
https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1386058675463274498?s=19

I know it'll change nothing
Johnsons fans already know he's a lyi g cheating bullshitter, they'll vote for him anyway & vaccine bounce gives him a pass
But it is funny to watch this schoolyard spat play out
https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1386072184775397376?s=19
While I agree and understand with the sentiment, by not voting at all you have given up any slim chance you have to make a difference and so they have beaten you and won.
But who are you going to vote for if you think ALL MPS are the same?
Green MPs seem to have more integrity but we will never know as they will never get anything close to any power which is where the corruption really comes in.
Secretly recording govt meetings- Shouldn't he be straight in prison for that?
A lot of people like the tories (seemingly no matter what a bunch of ****ers they are) and they also hate Cummings so an easy job for the tories to just keep saying Cummings and keeping the tory lovers happy.
The people who actually think all this stuff is wrong are not voting tory to start with.
My only hope is that they both end up so damaged that they are not able to influence politics or society ever again.
Bojo the Clown and Tefal-Head Dom in a vat of Lime jelly together fighting to the death . . . . .
an ally of Cummings. “He was pushing the prime minister hard to lock down sooner in the autumn and he has lots of evidence that shows that his decision to delay led to devastating consequences.”
So Dom was pressing hard for a lockdown, just not one that affected him.
Not one for a conspiracy theory but I do wonder if this spat is all a bit fabricated.
Issue - Getting Brexit done and handling of COVID 19 has left skeletons in cupboard and economic consequences and risk tories become unelectable
How to sort it? - blame it on the boss and reinvent the party
- Cummings leaves no 10 under a cloud
- Cummings brings down Boris
- Gove steps forward
- election
Who is the bigger ****?
Dumbojo or Gove and Dummings?
‘They’ voted for this lot is always quite convenient when casting blame. Actually as a nation we kind of vote on a vaguely right of centre basis but the electoral system spits out a right wing landslide. A bit like brexit. 52/48 and you’d think we’d have got a compromise sensible single market type thing, but no, we get a batshit version.
Although I don’t agree with either voting Tory or brexit I do think the system has done the majority a disservice.
Also. I can’t believe how rubbish this government is.
the parable of the scorpion and the frog comes to mind
Gove, Jesus Christ
As a Tory hater though I'd be more concerned with someone less obviously repellent like Jeremy Hunt or sunak.
Installing Gove would show extreme contempt for the UK so would be par for the course I guess. More trolling the nation
I guess Labour would stand a better chance against gove at a general election,mainly because gove looks like a total knob.
I guess Labour would stand a better chance against gove at a general election,mainly because gove looks like a total knob.
That didn't stop Johnson winning
Schadenfreude aside, the majority will still think Johnson is a lad
That's the bottom line. Sadly it is not just the standard of politics that has taken a nosedive in the last 6-7 years. The intellect and attitude of a large section of the UK morons electorate has too.
Secretly recording govt meetings- Shouldn’t he be straight in prison for that?
The last few weeks have told us how much this government does its shady business outside “govt meetings”… the stuff that has been either leaked by “someone” or Cummings has shared has been from where officials have been absent (private txt messages or conversations). The public interest in sharing details of conversations held in such as way as to keep it away from official “government” channels is strong.
I'm sure that we must have reached the point with this lot that when they do have official meetings, with civil servants present, they just sit there in an awkward silence.
All government business seems to now be conducted via private WhatsApp messages
Green MPs seem to have more integrity but we will never know
Because people won't make a stand because if FPTP
When Cameron went, everyone (with a shred of integrity) cheered. And then they installed May.
When May went, everyone (with a shred of integrity) cheered. And then they installed Johnson.
If Johnson goes, we are balls deep into "be careful what you wish for" territory.