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😯 😆
Channel 4, not me 8)


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:06 pm
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Er yep,


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:08 pm
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*presses "Record"*


 
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Well I suppose it is best to preserve your own tv debut dd 😳

(sorry mate couldn't resist!)


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:10 pm
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Oh Big LOLz at ronald Jeremiah!! 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:13 pm
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New thread: what theme mask would you have? 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:14 pm
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DD is to Dogging TV what Tom Cruise is to non-doggging TV.

everyone needs a "lift"

😉


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:15 pm
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I genuinely didn't know they wore masks! Is it just for this show?
However I'd have the thatcher mask from spitting image!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:19 pm
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Just text a work colleague I have a fox mask and .........er oh dear...... 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:21 pm
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Certainly for the oral through the window, I'd need a box!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:23 pm
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Was hoping that it was going to be Kate Humble - Dogging Live


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:25 pm
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What mask for dogging?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:27 pm
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Certainly for the oral through the window, I'd need a box!

and even then it would be bloody draughty what with having to wind the window all the way down still..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:30 pm
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George Osborne mask obviously


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:32 pm
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Not a George Clooney one binbins? 🙂


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:33 pm
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nasty.

Fancy a bit of quantitaive easing darlin'?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:34 pm
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I'm not sure it would be your thing Stoner. If doggers saw you coming (!) out of the woods they'd think Bigfoot had arrived on our shores.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:35 pm
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Can you get a Stan Collymore mask?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:36 pm
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you know what they say:
Bigfoot?
Big hair.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:36 pm
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If you're not doing so already, check out #doggingtales on Twitter! Some absolute blinders!!!
Most of which would get you an immediate ban on here

"These Creature Comfort adverts seemed to have got a lot darker" 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:39 pm
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I pass through a worrying number of these on night training BICYCLE rides.

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/locations/angus-dogging.html


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:42 pm
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Seems to be more about wildlife - was that a shot of a beaver!!?? 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:45 pm
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Kinnoull Hill, Perth

The car park has good viewing!

😯


 
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Lol! I stayed in Murray Royal for a bit years ago- I can well believe it!


 
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My goodness there are some freaks on there !!!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:48 pm
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I suspect that blokes about to get crushed to death!


 
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EYE BLEACH!!! QUICK!!! 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:50 pm
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God ..... That would surely be a nightmare not every mans dream!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:52 pm
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good work terry but id reccomend a transit rather than a cleo


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:52 pm
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its cold isnt it...

dogging flashlight - theres an app for that..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:53 pm
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😯


 
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Is no-one going to save Terry FFS?!


 
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😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:54 pm
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'oi, Terry let's have a play with you....'


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:54 pm
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I love this comment on twitter

Sad to see Sylvanian families degrading themselves on #doggingtales


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:54 pm
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anyone else think that this is actually a scene from Viz - The Movie.....


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:54 pm
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The director just asked for a lens change - FISH EYE!


 
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😯


 
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They have surely just found the most wrong people they could!!!!

All I can think of is they look like Creature Comforts !!!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:55 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:56 pm
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Kate Humble's Bever Watch indeed...

This programme is like the League Of Gentlemen... but makes the L.o.G look plausible..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:56 pm
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are we sure this isnt a Chris Morris hoax?


 
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At last a fox 🙄


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:57 pm
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To whoever suggested looking at the #doggingtales twitter feed. Total Genius.

2 girls may be 'every man's dream' but that dream usually involves cheerleaders- not morbidly obese rotters in a Toyota Yaris #doggingtales


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:57 pm
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😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:58 pm
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Poor Terry he's only got a small car. On a plus side he has two large LADIES !!!!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:59 pm
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Reminds me of the NOFX lyric from "Hotdog in a Hallway"

"It's like feeding a tic tac to a whale"

😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:59 pm
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This guys partial to a cock a'too..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 9:59 pm
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No wonder those deer look bloody nervous!


 
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Bloody hell


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:01 pm
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Just tuned in. This parrot dude is proper league of gentleman!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:01 pm
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18 kids, woah the daily nail is gonna meltdown


 
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Extra extra


 
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Why are they wearing masks? Literally just tuned in..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:03 pm
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I feel gutted to have missed 'the Golden Years of Dogging' 😆


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:03 pm
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where are all the doggers.........

midlands, scotland, broxton, A41


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:03 pm
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This thread, twitter and of course the programme have me in stitches.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:04 pm
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Phew! Terry's still alive!


 
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It' just can't be real ! It's not April 1st any more isit?????


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:05 pm
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was that fox wearing a mask?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:06 pm
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Right I'm moving to plus 1!!!


 
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What the f*** am I watching 🙄


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:06 pm
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So thats why that fella in IDEAl wore a mask - cartoon head was an old skool dogger


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:06 pm
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"This burgers really nice"


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:07 pm
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The proximity of some of those 'observers' to the cars makes me think that there's something not right about the amount of bird crap on some people's cars!


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:07 pm
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The closing credits are straight outta terminator 2


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:07 pm
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I used to really enjoy night riding, but frankly I am now quite scared of what I might bump into after dark.


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:08 pm
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Well there were more animals in it than Africa Live with Richard Hammond..


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:09 pm
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Seen plenty of doggers out on Cannock on night rides-saw a nice young ladies rather nice breasts once 🙂

She was without mask though!!


 
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I used to really enjoy night riding, but frankly I am now quite scared of what I might bump into after dark.

This, I've been telling myself that those parked cars where unoccupied. Lots of folk out running or biking after work.

But........


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:10 pm
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Hilarious stuff. Terry was certainly livin' the dream...


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:12 pm
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I don't think I've had so many "mouth open" moments for a long time!! 😯


 
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I don't think I've had so many "mouth open" moments for a long time!!

So which one were you then?


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:23 pm
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Seems like all therapists are just perpetrating an expensive fraud! The answer to any female insecurity issues lies in being shagged by a succession of fat truckers on a picnic bench


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:26 pm
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"I've met everyone from undertakers to vicars to solicitors to weirdo's," 😆


 
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The proximity of some of those 'observers' to the cars makes me think that there's something not right about the amount of bird crap on some people's cars!

Seagulling.

Well that is what I heard from a therapist friend. (no really, he is a friend, who is also a therapist. But not my therapist.)


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:34 pm
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Bag on his head, handcuffed to a tree, free for abuse 😯


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:37 pm
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This programme is genius-the guy is talking of the 'image of dogging' whilst the camera focuses on his dog having a shit 🙂


 
Posted : 04/04/2013 10:38 pm
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How do you feel about this Terry "I'm fine with it" 😆


 
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The bit where it cut away from Terry and his Mrs......

"Two weeks later"

I literally coughed tea all over the floor, the way that was edited together was comedy gold 🙂

Other than that particular bit though, what a tragic program that was.
Each to their own I suppose, but I made me feel a bit depressed to be honest.


 
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