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Walking back to work through town, and see a dog in the SC Nomad position. Instantly knew what would happen next. Sure enough, she walks off leaving an almighty steaming pile of turd. sloppy thing too, and stunk to high hell.
So i called her out, and asked her to pick up.
Me "Excuse me, are you going to pick up?!"
Her "I'm sorry i haven't got a bag"
Me "well then you gonna be getting your hands dirty"
looks at me in disbelief...
Fortunately for her, an old guy walking passed, handed her his empty sandwich bag, much to his amusement.
Is it really that hard to carry a bag with you ?
Lazy turd!
Should have taken a photo and uploaded it to shitogram.
Christ! A talking dog that clears up after herself.
Should have taken a photo and uploaded it to shitogram.
*Post reported to Facebook lawyers
Post reported to Facebook lawyers
*Likes on Shitter*
I'm confused, is it a talking dog or an ugly lady who took a dump?
Is it really that hard to carry a bag with you ?
Nope it's not.
...However - I've been in the position where my dog has decided to do a shed load of little 'doings' on a walk and I've run out of bags - and they always squeeze the last teeny-tiny* dropping out in the most public of places.
(*the sort were they squat for ages imitating a big sh1t, but the result is a poo the size of a 5p!)
Good man, this seriously boils my piss.
Boil in the bag?
should be allowed to tazer the dog owner if caught 🙂
UNACCEPTABLE. I saw a wee girl with a huge great dane once. It did a shit like a sloppy pyramid. She rolled her sleeves up, pulled out the bags needed and got on with it. Truly epic shitting.
*Likes on Shitter*
Nice of you to let us know where you were when you liked it.
...However - I've been in the position where my dog has decided to do a shed load of little 'doings' on a walk and I've run out of bags - and they always squeeze the last teeny-tiny* dropping out in the most public of places.
7 is the current record from our pooch, hence why we now always carry at least 8 bags...
7 is the current record from our pooch, hence why we now always carry at least 8 bags...
That makes me feel inadequate regarding my parent's sadly deceased dog, Toby "two poo".
Bags in every pocket of every garment you own. Hallmark of a dog owner.
Nowhere near seven from a pooch, but two dogs x three each has certainly happened before.
Years ago when we moved into our house we spotted the occasional very large turds in the road near our house. Neighbours where up in arms as it got spread everywhere onto drives into houses etc. My next door neighbour ex 2nd row 6.5 and about 18 stone spotted a bloke walking a large Alsatian one evening that went on to do a dump in around the same place. Neighbour 1 challenged him. The *head picked it up but claimed as it was in the road he wasn't obligated too as ing in the road is allowed, just not on pavements!
I spotted a large turd a couple of days later around the same place (no other instances so pretty sure it was the same dog) so I picked it up in a bag and emptied the bag on his driveway. Stopped after that and I think they have moved away since.
I've been in muffin-mans situation ^^^
Bloody dog and his ability to curl out n+1 when he knows you only have n bags!
I managed to to find a Tesco carrier bag in a hedge to remove the offending turd - doubt I'll get the opportunity again with the carrier bag charge now in place!
I normally go out with about 10 bags to be on the safe side - all my coats have a stash in them...
7 is the current record
she was a bit unwell at the time, but 3 is not uncommon, which is ridiculous really for the size of her, she's only 3.5kg, well until she's poo'd then considerably less...
I thought it was illegal not to have a poo bag if you're uot in public with a dog -
".......Dog walkers who leave home without “poop bags” could face fines of up to £100 – regardless of whether their pet fouls or not.
Daventry district council in Northamptonshire said owners should have to prove how they would clean up after their dogs to cut down on the problem of fouling.
Those who fail to pay the £100 fine under the new powers – which will be introduced on 1 December – could face a penalty of up to £1,000 if the case is taken to court.
The authority said the idea of forcing dog owners to carry plastic bags was not unreasonable and the fines under the Public Space Protection Order would not be levied until the turn of the year....."
The above is for Daventry but I thought it was nationwide..?
Drop the walk part should be called "Taking the dog for a shit" on somebody else's land/public land, you know doing everyone a favour like 😐
Nope it's not....However - I've been in the position where my dog has decided to do a shed load of little 'doings' on a walk and I've run out of bags - and they always squeeze the last teeny-tiny* dropping out in the most public of places.
Irrelevant. If you don't want to be inconvenienced by the dog have it put down. Otherwise clear up after it, no matter how many mini-dumps it goes for. If that means carrying a roll of plastic bags then (literally) tough sh1t.
Its the 99% of dog owners that give the rest a bad name.
sick to death of seeing it on local stuff, ive got in arguments so many times over watching some utter C**T let there dog shit right in the middle of a footpath and carry on, everytime you get the same response 'ive got nothing to clean it up with', always ends up in a argument, from now on I'm go'proing it If I come up against it again and will report it to the council
absolutely disgusting, whats more half the bastards whove Ive pulled up on it, have had kids with them too, beggars belief to me...
SUBHUMANSCUM
OP should have shared the photo on Whatshit.
i plan on carrying a few bags myself - to pick up and drop in their jacket pocket as i ride passed. or smearing on their back.
If aliens landed, who would they think is the dominant species?
The ones crapping all over the place, or the ones who have to clear it up?
Its the 99% of dog owners that give the rest a bad name.
🙂
Was it the zoo?
Im happy to pick up my mutts shit.
but if it's liquid I won't even attempt as I don't carry a mop out on dog walks.
Bags in every pocket of every garment you own. Hallmark of a dog owner.
Pretty much 😀
A few weeks back at the local retail park, we had just got into the car to head home a when i spied a wee white scottie rat/dog thing taking up the poo stance on a bit of grass next right next to where i was parked. The owner stopped and did the 'pretend' pocket search while all four of us watched on as the kids got strapped in. She looked very embarrassed we all roared with laughter when the poor wee thing's arse exploded in a stream of home-made doggy chocolate milk. I don't know any dog owner who'd be prepared for thon.
I'm amazed owning dogs remains popular. Who wants to run around picking up dog shit?
I thought it was illegal not to have a poo bag if you're uot in public with a dog -The authority said the idea of forcing dog owners to carry plastic bags was not unreasonable and the fines under the [b]Public Space Protection Order[/b] would not be levied until the turn of the year....."
The above is for Daventry but I thought it was nationwide..?
Local government power to create the Public Space Protection Order, so not national. Don't think it was ever intended to be used like this, however interesting that it has been.
I'm amazed owning dogs remains popular. Who wants to run around picking up dog shit?
Errr.. nobody, that's why most dog owners don't bother......
Very occasionally (I'm talking once or twice in a decade of dog ownership) we've been caught out without a bag when the dog has unexpectedly 'multi-pooed', so it can happen. Unfortunately, I suspect most people using that excuse never scoop.
Of course, there's the other type of dog owner who carries a bag, picks up the turd in said bag, ties a neat little bow in the top, then leaves it for the dogshit fairy to come and retrieve, sometimes as a neat little offering tied to a convenient branch on a bush or tree, or, if in an urban environment, just dropped back onto the pavement, perhaps outside someone's front door... 🙄
I rode home along the canal towpath today. Up ahead, I saw a group of kids lounging round but all shouting. Always a bit of a nervous moment, never quite sure with gangs of kids hanging round in relatively deserted areas.
Got closer and they were shouting at a woman with two small yappy little dogs, one of which had just done a huge shit right in the middle of the towpath. Seriously, how does that amount of shit come out of a dog that small?!
Anyway they were screaming abuse at her. Oi, your dog's done a massive shit, get back and clean it up! We have to sit here, take your shit with you!
She was hurrying away as fast as she could. Ignorant cow.
I thought this was going to be about some low quality shaming.
Make them take it home in their pockets if they don't have a bag (the poop not the dog).
My dogs crap gets picked up I've even asked other folk to pick up their dogs mess.
When we lived in a terraced house with no front garden my wife chucked a bucket of jays fluid mixed with water over a woman's legs after her dog crapped outside our front door for the umpteenth time.
M6TTF you sound like an aggressive arsehole,fair chance you'd be wearing it if you spoke to anyone like that round here 😐
I hope you made sure she hung the poop sack in tree after she scooped it up?
pitduck - Im the most unconfrontational person you could meet. But I would take special exception for you 🙂
I pick mine up but this 'cool story bro' makes me think people need more important things happening in life that they could post about on the Internet.
Well done, op....
slowoldman - Member
I'm amazed owning dogs remains popular. Who wants to run around picking up dog shit?
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I see child ownership in the same manner.... However, at some point you don't have to literally pick up their shit, you are morally obliged to deal with it in its various forms.
I often call people out for letting their pooch shit and walking away.
A few weeks ago as I was leaving the house there was a couple outside watching their dog shit on the verge. They walked off so I caught up with them and marched then back and made them remove it. He used a paper bag.
Last year I went outside and there was a fresh shit on the verge. I went inside and made a little flag. On it I wrote "sind wir in Berlin? Nein!" (Berlin is ridden with dog turds) and stuck it in the pile.
A week later there was another one. Again, i made a flag... Thus time "wenn ich dich sehe, dann frisst du denn scheiß."
Not been much poo outside our house since.
pitduck - MemberM6TTF you sound like an aggressive arsehole,fair chance you'd be wearing it if you spoke to anyone like that round here
Dog owner pitduck??
no tree hanging necessary. it was the middle of the high street. offending pile of turd was about 7ft from a bin.
pitduck - MemberM6TTF you sound like an aggressive arsehole,fair chance you'd be wearing it if you spoke to anyone like that round here
Sounds like a classy spot where the desire to roll around in dog turds trumps calling out some lazy selfish git.
We have a local dog walker who lets other peoples dogs sh1t all over the place.
"well then you gonna be getting your hands dirty" is not calling out some lazy selfish git,its threatening them,as I said hard "boys" generally get what they ask for 🙄
Sounds like a classy spot where the desire to roll around in dog turds trumps calling out some lazy selfish git
It's not about the message, it's about how you put it across.
Some pillock in the park yawped at me the other day..
I'd just let kids and dog out of the car and was trying to grab picnic, lock up and herd the clan together before setting off..
Suddenly smug wally looms into view with his red face, crew cut and shi' tzu pointing to where my dog is and spits 'your dogs done a poo pal'
'ah brilliant, thanks mate' I gratefully say, turning round to spot the kids disappearing over the horizon as I reach into my pocket for a poo bag..
'yeah, your dog's done a poo... there'
'yeah I saw, cheers mate'
'are you picking it up then or what'
'yeah, I am.. now are you ****ing off before I... ah **** it, whatever... thanks mate'
tit
Maybe we should just put down all the cats who's owners can't pick up after them. How many cat owners do you ever see out picking up after their beloved moggy? Just saying like...
[quote=squirrelking ]Maybe we should just put down all the cats who's owners can't pick up after them. How many cat owners do you ever see out picking up after their beloved moggy? Just saying like...
🙄
Cats are cool d00d 😉
Yep I always take people to task if I see it, really pisses me off. Used to live in a village which was quite built up but still had sheep in it due to a farmer not fixing his fences and it being adjacent to common land, told one dog owner to pick up the shit and she refused as there was a bit of sheep shit nearby and she figured it was the same. I said I'd eat the sheep shit if she ate her dog shit but she wasn't keen.
£5k fine for dog fouling there too.
Shit machines with shit for brains owners 99% of the time.
I've been forced to give one a backhander before now and come close on several other occasions, gobshite low lifes where I live.
Interesting way of dealing with it, carrot instead of the stick. aren't you worried that word will get around and everyone will want a bit of the action though? How much did you give him?I've been forced to give one a backhander
wonder if he hung his brown envelope in a tree 😆
Obviously dog owners are not all equal.
It seems to me though that dog owners are desensitised to their dog and its sh!t.
The problem I have come across is so called professional dog walkers.
They turn up to the local grassy area near where I live. Open up the back of the van to let the half dozen dogs jump out.
They scatter in all directions, no control at all and do their business. I have picked up on a few who claim that it's 'a bit difficult to keep track of them all' yea well I'm sure it is...
The fact that some dog owners take their dogs away from their own houses so the dog can relieve itself, does contradict my earlier comment though.
Also had a few run ins with the council who seem useless at responding to either cleaning up after serial offenders and also dealing with serial offenders. Labels about fines on lamp posts are not effective they need to prosecute.
It boils my piss too, as I'm a dog owner and hate the thought of leaving her turds, no matter how small, anywhere. We've dog bags stashed everywhere, to cover almost all scenarios.
@ v8ninety - I give-em your address and have told them how they can make big money at your business Cash-4-SloppyDogTurds.