Dog Perfume
 

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Dog Perfume

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Make it stop.


 
Posted : 05/08/2024 10:10 pm
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If he's had too many treats my dog's perfume is worse than the River Seine.


 
Posted : 05/08/2024 10:49 pm
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Bugalugs.


 
Posted : 05/08/2024 11:09 pm
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Make it stop.

Stop wearing it then 🙂


 
Posted : 05/08/2024 11:13 pm
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This is the Dolce and Gabbana story?

I mean, a lot of dogs really stink so is this such a bad thing? Obviously you would hope that there were more accessible options too but always nice to have a posh option for a special occasion…


 
Posted : 05/08/2024 11:18 pm
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Bert says you can F.R.O. if you're thinking of spritzing him!

https://ibb.co/8Nqs6hN


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 7:13 am
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Bearing in mind how sensitive a dogs sense of smell is it doesn't sound like a nice idea to put perfume on one.

Unless it's the odour of fox poo, obviously

People and their money/easily parted etc

Edit Bert rocks


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 7:20 am
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Say what now?


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 7:47 am
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Lola smells of Doritos.

I suppose a salsa derived perfume may pair nicely.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 8:52 am
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Thanks for the link kelvin. Not even funny is it. Still if these types of funcking morons didn't own dogs there wouldn't be any telly show for that bloke who drives his white Range Rover around.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 9:05 am
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If you let a dog choose its own perfume, it'd smell like fox shit.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 9:31 am
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it’d smell like fox shit

Elon musk?


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 9:39 am
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it’d smell like fox shit

Elon musk?

Nice work


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 9:45 am
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Our dog makes his own bespoke artisan “Dog perfume.”  To avoid his people becoming ‘nose-blind’, he occasionally charges the aroma.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 10:21 am
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Several years ago I saw dog advent calendars and realised there and then that our society had moved into some sort of end phase.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 10:30 am
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I am not about to go out and buy a advent calender. But the Romanian Bread Hound absolutely loves a ritual, its quite good fun having little things like that, she spins on the spot, starts euro bunnyhopping and generally working herself up, then she sprints to her bed, and when called sprints back for her treat.

Fun for all the family.


 
Posted : 06/08/2024 2:44 pm
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