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[Closed] Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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The wife reckons you don't need ice-cream in a milk shake. I argue that without ice-cream, it's just a smoothie and without the ice-cream, you aren't going to butter anyone's parsnips.

Where does everyone else stand?


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:37 am
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"Need," no. It's nicer though.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:38 am
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I feel misled by the title of this thread.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:39 am
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No, no it doesn't


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:40 am
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Mmm...parsnip milkshake.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:42 am
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Definitely needs ice-cream.
Suffered major disappointment last week when I took the lad to a relatively new burger place to find it had closed early!
They do peanut butter and chocolate brownie milkshake or salted caramel.....

Anyway, ended up in Nandos 🙄


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:52 am
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No Ice cream for me. Nein danke.
I had a Wimpy milkshake in Blackpool,that had ice cream in it. Circa 1980.
It made me vomit all over my mothers cashmere jumper.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 9:02 am
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No.. but my fry-ups do.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 9:39 am
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Posted : 12/07/2016 9:40 am
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Damn right.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:02 am
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Dknwhy, five guys? Go back, they're amazing.

I'm always disappointed when restaurants make a bike deal of their milkshakes, only to find they don't contain ice cream, and are little more than nesquik


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:05 am
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Been to five guys already. Liked it!

I'm in Croydon, the place I'm referring to is called [url= http://mojymojburgers.co.uk ]Moj Y Moj[/url]


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:14 am
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Milk + Nesquik + shaking = milkshake.

I don't have a yard, I have a garden. And I don't want boys in it thanks.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:17 am
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I initially thought this thread was about vasectomy 😳


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:20 am
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Gourmet Burger Kitchen - Oreo milk shake

nuff said

...although there is a lot to be said for the old-fashioned Ginger Beer float 🙂


 
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Thread is far cleaner than my mind. 😆


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:39 am
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...although there is a lot to be said for the old-fashioned Ginger Beer float

I always wanted to try a Beer Milkshake having read Cannery Row as a teenager. Godamnit I think I will try one tonight.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:41 am
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Verily, 'tis better than thine.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 11:31 am
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I initially thought this thread was about vasectomy

I thought it was about man boobs


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:04 pm
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Posted : 12/07/2016 12:06 pm
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#flashheartselfie


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:10 pm
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Milk + Nesquik + shaking = milkshake.*

This, no f***** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

*Though I've found I'm slightly addicted to Co-op's Vanila milkshake
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PS. The boys can f*** off too, I ain't sharing


 
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This, no f***** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

Who knew it was this contentious!

How about a $5 shake? Does that HAVE to have ice-cream in it?

<runs for cover>


 
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[i]How about a $5 shake? Does that HAVE to have ice-cream in it? [/i]

If in the U.S of A...yep!


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:27 pm
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History:

In 1922, a soda jerk at the Chicago Walgreen's pharmacy invented the modern milkshake by adding two scoops of vanilla ice cream to “malted milk”: a mixture of milk, chocolate, and malt powder designed for children and invalids.

z1ppy:

This, no f** ice cream involved, are we in American? Nope, so NO then, muppets.

I imagine z1ppy enjoys a proper 1970s British Milkshake with a PROPER BURGER and NO F** KETCHUP! Too right! Proper! Ave it!

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Posted : 12/07/2016 12:29 pm
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£5 shakes definitely do!!

£3.50+ glasses of nesquik can sod off.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:29 pm
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If I went somewhere and asked for a milkshake, and they then plonked a load of ice cream in it, I'd raise an eyebrow, because this is a 'thing' I didn't actually know about, I only had some vague recollection of reading something about a milkshake having the option of ice cream, but this was set in America.
There you go, every day's a school day...


 
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I imagine z1ppy enjoys a proper 1970s British Milkshake with a PROPER BURGER and NO F***** KETCHUP!

BBQ sauce my good man, County delight, Hickory smoked bbq sauce!
Is that a picture from the burger spread thread? (I couldn't face opening that thread, my bloody pressure might have reached a new high)


 
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is that a picture from the burger spread thread?

Sadly no. It is the nearest pictorial representation that I could find that closely describes the 'beefburger' I was served back in the Glory Days of British Rail Buffet Carriages. Basically frozen grey beefy onion literally on toast. Proper Brexit burger, back when we were in control!

Raleigh Burners were the best BMXs. Peanut display cards had Proper Bleached British Blondes showing Proper Boobs. And Nesquik/Findus/Birds Eye were the Proper tastes on our lips just as K-Tel was the soundtrack to our Proper Polyester Lives!

(Dusty in here)


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 1:35 pm
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is that a picture from the burger spread thread? (I couldn't face opening that thread, my bloody pressure might have reached a new high)

Oh, you poor lamb...


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 5:54 pm
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😆 @tomhoward!


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 6:40 pm
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A milkshake doesn't have to have ice cream in it, but it becomes vastly superior when it does.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 7:05 pm
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A milkshake just needs milk, Kahlua, and maybe some vodka


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 9:19 pm
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[i]'A milkshake just needs milk, Kahlua, and maybe some vodka'[/i]

This dude abides 🙂


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 9:32 pm
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I think ice cream in milkshakes makes them massively better. This pretzel one was awesome
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This pretzel one was awesome

Wow, a bucket full of pretzel milkshake!


 
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