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Ever since I retired have been using a laptop on my lap and it seems to make my balls hurt or one to be more precise.
Wondering if its the heat or just sitting so one gets trapped against my leg
Definitely seems to be laptop connected, ok when I use a desk PC or if I don't bother to use it at all
Obviously expect the usual (unusual too) jokes, but wondered if anyone else suffered similarly. No pictures which i'm sure will be of some relief to all
Are you using the left handed mouse?
WiFi card set to fry?
Not sure what the cause is but just wondering why you persist with doing this.
or just sitting so one gets trapped against my leg
It's difficult to tell without seeing. Can you post a picture ?
It's probably a problem with your peripherals.
Get out of incognito mode and they won't hurt anymore
it all depends on what I am watching tbh
[url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue%20balls ]Blue balls,[/url] I think you'll find.
Get a doctor to look at them. Could be testicular cancer, that is, if it happens when the laptop isn't on your lap.
If it doesn't I'd say it's you laptop trapping yo balls.
If my missus finds me looking at expensive new bikes and/or grumble on my laptop then it most definitely will make my balls hurt.
Get a modern computer that doesn't get hot.
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Build one yourself:
Try one of those TV dinners type trays with a soft bean bag underside
Nope. 🙂
Rachel
Get a modern computer that doesn't get hot.
I don't think that exists, unless you get one that is painfully underpowered...
Heat from the laptop and electromagnetic radiation from the WiFi zapping your boys... I'd skip the lap top operation and stick it on a desk.
"Heat from the laptop and electromagnetic radiation from the WiFi zapping your boys."
This. It apparently also reduces the number and quality of yer soldiers.....
Only JUST before she gets in from work.
It apparently also reduces the number and quality of yer soldiers.....
You say that like it's a bad thing?
Arguably not as much as the fistful of talc i inadvertently slapped onto my right nadger yesterday, oof. Balls are a liability.
[quote=allthegear ]Nope.
Rachel
How can you tell?
You say that like it's a bad thing?
It is if you're planning to procreate......
Try mixing it up a bit, a think**** every now and then may alleviate it !
Not sure about the pain...but laptops on the balls can decrease your fertility due to the heat.
Try mixing it up a bit, a think**** every now and then
just thinking about it?
Back on topic, Belkin, amongst others, do some laptop cooling pad things for this. My laptop also runs more quietly if the vents aren't blocked by trouser material/cushions/etc.
unless you get one that is painfully underpowered...
isn't the problem that it's painfully normalpowered right now?
I give my balls a gentle mist spray once in a while when using the laptop
They get really dehydrated and I find the D20 and organic compounds in this leave my balls feeling refreshed and looking their best.
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It quite literally makes my scrotum come alive
just be careful when closing the lid in a hurry to hide the 'gentlemens special pages'. Kid at school slammed lid on another kids fingers as he tried to switch him off. broke his fingers HaHaHaHa little git deserved it.
Wrap 'em in tinfoil
I give my balls a gentle mist spray once in a while when using the laptop
I eat a raw potato