[Closed] does anyone really, really know how.....

Other women?

Define "works"?

I think, if you really paid attention, you'd see that each one is in fact different. Women being individuals and all that.

about a minute in pretty much nails it for you 🙂

Well I know how mine works... it's you guys' brains that I've got a problem with... 😉

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what's happened, [b]judderman [/b]?

don't be sexist, men are just as illogical

They all love cooking and cleaning then catering for your every sexual whim don't they.

Maybe that's the 'other' ones then...

They all love cooking and cleaning then catering for your every sexual whim don't they.

Isn't that men are for?!

what's happened, judderman ?

1 minute all over me like a rash, next minute doesn't want to know me, alternate this every freakin day for a month! WTF?

I don't know and I am one.

Signed: confused.

To paraphrase the Big Yin;

"There's a set of rules, you don't get to know the rules, if you should figure out any of the rules, the rules will be changed to a whole new set of rules"

Here endeth the lesson.

lol kevonakona

[b]judderman[/b] -
1 minute all over me like a rash, next minute doesn't want to know me, alternate this every freakin day for a month! WTF?

same woman or women in general?

same 1

ovulation? 😉

ovulation and frustration/stress do not mix well

frustration eh?..............

Treat her like a bike... if it's broke or you don't like it anymore, get a new one.

So glad Mrs Filthy doesn't read stw.

Treat her like a bike... [s]if it's broke or you don't like it anymore, get a new one.[/s] buy her new shiny things to replace the worn out ones

Thanks mrsgrips... I wondered where I'd been going wrong all these years

[b]juds [/b]- she might be having a fat day (even if it's imaginary) and doesn't want you grabbing her around the middle. Or you might have displeased her in some way - loo seat up, not cleaning up properly, some imagined slight, you men are not very tactful sometimes ya know! you gotta back-track and figure out what you said or did wrong mate haha. I'm with Mrs Grips, I reckon the pattern will wax and wane over a month, not every day - I'm rampant when I'm ovulating 🙂

Lol at [b]filthy[/b], mind you, some truth there - lube up and ride hard might be the answer

[b]mrsgrips [/b]- Member
Treat her like a bike... if it's broke or you don't like it anymore, get a new one. buy her new shiny things to replace the worn out ones

fixed that for you.

haha nice one

Thanks for clearing this one up Mrsgrips and Divagirl!

Well I like to help/clarify 😉

But it's very true that sometimes things are all hot and heavy and then something springs up in my mind which ruins the moment for me. It's not always something that Molgrips has done, or said, but sometimes it can be triggered by it. The best thing to do is ask what went wrong and whether or not you can help it not to happen again.

All that proves is that women are only in it for shiny things but thanks for the additional 'cycle' info Divagirl 😉

I'm rampant when I'm ovulating

let me know next time ur ovulating 😉

Can "are you ovulating at the moment" be considered as a chat up line then?? The answer may give an insight in to how the night may end if so??

[b]judderman [/b]

let me know next time ur ovulating

LOL, you'd need to be a masculine man according to this:
[url= http://www.articlesbase.com/relationships-articles/the-mystery-behind-masculine-men-and-ovulating-girls-413641.html ]Masculine Men & Ovulating Women[/url]

[b]wrightyson[/b] - Member
Can "are you ovulating at the moment" be considered as a chat up line then?? The answer may give an insight in to how the night may end if so??

LOL

[i]'How do you like yer eggs in the morning?'[/i]

[i]'Unfertilised'[/i]

If you have to ask if they're ovulating....

All that proves is that women are only in it for shiny things...

ovulation?

she might be having a fat day

Ovalisation?

she might be having a fat day (even if it's imaginary)

Is there a reliable way of telling if they're ovulating? I'd always imagined that they made a small but perceptible popping noise like the noise you make when you pop a bit of bubble wrap. Presumably, if they get horny at that time, we must also have an urge to loiter at the foot of their garden and start sniffing around their nether regions when they venture outdoors at about that time too?

LOL mrsgrips.

All I can say is big bow and chapeau to Mol......

..........on the other hand grrrrrr, it's men like that who make things difficult for the rest of us mere mortals [img] /shocked-smiley-9449.gif[/img]

To answer the original question - No, not even themselves. They are all a bunch of psycho hose beasts. My missus is clearly ovulating at the minute and doing it in style. She came to pick me up from the train station tonight. Around half a mile into the journey she punched me so I got out of the car and walked the 5 miles home. We haven't spoken since. Crazy bitches the lot of them.

It's all (everything) (all of it) nonsense

HTH

It's not how it works, it's about working with it.

it's about working with it.

True, but there's work and there's hard labour, sooner or later you just get tired of bashing rocks!

Bitter.....moi ?

Physiologically they are the same. Psycologically ther are insane.