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Mrs. S bought me a Chupa Chup "tree" for xmas.

Why are they impenetrable? The wrapper is tighter than a gnat's chuff !
Without resorting to a thermic lance or angle grinder, how do you get into these things?
TBH, it may not be a bad thing as they are sugar free and result in serious windypops.
Twist wrapper the opposite way it was wrapped and it expands...then just rip it off...
Edit - just read the sugar-free bit - those were never intended to be anything more than a decoration, just leave them as they are! Also consider a divorce as I'm not sure your wife loves you!!! 🤣
If they don't twist open then resorting to teeth is the only resort.
Does anybody have any tips for opening a Chupa Chup?
Yes. Don't.
Find a passing 5 year old. Their strong nimble fingers will unwrap that in seconds
Yes I do, they're infuriating little sods.
Sharp knife round the base of its head, pull the skin on the head up and the neck skin down.
Sorted.
Thanks Rabbi, top tip(less)
Ask Salvador Dali
Sharp knife round the base of its head, pull the skin on the head up and the neck skin down
Clicked on the post to type this!
Tis the only way
DrP
Scissors
Sharp knife round the base of its head, pull the skin on the head up and the neck skin down.
I think the point of the exercise is to eat it, not circumcise it.
Also a knifer here.
Alternatively, leave the wrapper on. They last longer that way.