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A simple yes or no answer will suffice. Perhaps a brief explanation if you prefer

Yes - Saves a flush.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:02 pm
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No, I can reach the wash basin from the shower.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:03 pm
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Essential part of the cleansing process. So yes.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:04 pm
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do you mean you wee in the shower rather than the toilet or whilst you are having a shower?


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:04 pm
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A Republican would define a Democrat as one who gets out of the shower to take a piss.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:05 pm
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Lol - only a guy would post this question!


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:06 pm
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how else do I initiate the Coriolis syphon?


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:06 pm
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Yes.

(but down the drainhole rather than just 'in' the shower)


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:06 pm
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Yes but I'm surprised that Flashy doesn't have one of his domestic staff do it for him.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:06 pm
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only a guy will admit it maybe.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:07 pm
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Yes.

Apart from a flat I had that the bathroom was so small you could pee in the toilet [i]whilst[/i] having a shower


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:08 pm
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only a guy would post this question!

Wrong.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:09 pm
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Of course. Occasionally even a number 2.

Don't look at me like that... Have you ever tried to push a jobbie down the loo with your toe? Foot soaked through.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:10 pm
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There are, IMHO, only two types of people in this regard; 1. those who pee in the shower and 2. liars


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:12 pm
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Nope. Never have.

It seems like the sort of thing someone who can't co-ordinate two gear levers on a bike would end up doing.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:13 pm
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Yes.
I've got 2 gear levers, too. 😀


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:21 pm
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...can't co-ordinate [s]two gear levers[/s] trousers and shoes...

Fixed.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:22 pm
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Nothing better than feeling warm wee on cold toes !


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:27 pm
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Posted : 20/05/2017 9:29 pm
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Yes.

Efficient.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:31 pm
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Occasionally.

However, despite being a bloke, I can truly multitask - I pee in the sink while cleaning my teeth. Saves precious seconds in the morning.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:33 pm
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No, because I have the proper receptacle right there. Same as I wouldn't go to the kitchen then use a spoon to butter my toast


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:34 pm
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Very popular on here, inappropriate usage of spoons.

I wee in other people's showers.
It's a hobby.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:40 pm
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No, but then again, I'm not a minker...


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:41 pm
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inappropriate usage of spoons.

[b][i][u]IT WASN'T A SPOON! [/u][/i][/b]

(It was inevitable, so I thought I'd do it.)


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:42 pm
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The real question is, do you wee in the bath? 8)


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:43 pm
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Yes. There you go.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:44 pm
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No and I've never washed using the water in the toilet!


 
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Not any more. We have a shower over the bath. Now, I know full well that he pisses in there himself, but it feels a bit wrong wazzing into the container the little one bathes in. I didn't care before he came along when only mrs wrecker used the bath though 😀

Yes. There you go.

Wallop!


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:46 pm
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Wrong question.

Should have read: "Does anyone NOT wee in the shower?"

Be a short thread though.

On occasion I've done it whilst not having a shower. Because I can.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:49 pm
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Wallop!!


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:50 pm
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Admit it, DD, it gave you the #strangest


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:52 pm
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As often as not I shower at the swimming pool. No.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:53 pm
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Yup

I've never got into the shower with the express intent of having a wee while I'm there mind you.

But I've had plenty of [i]"WTF bladder? How can I need another piss already? Well I'm damned if I'm getting out the shower to stand there dripping wet..."[/i]


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:53 pm
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Only at work, never at home.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 9:57 pm
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No, read somewhere that it blocks the drainpipes as the ammonia provides nutrients for all sorts of bugs giving them chance to colonise.

Bessides, my piss stinks to high heaven, the last thing I need at 6am is it warm and spread over a large area rather than straight down the pan.

IT WASN'T A SPOON!

You rang?


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:01 pm
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But it's so nice!


 
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Yes, absolutely For as long as I can remember. If the figures in the article below are accurate then more people should be encouraged to do the same.

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557 ]BBC link[/url]


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:16 pm
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Only at work, never at home

+1 in the bosses changing rooms obvs


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:21 pm
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No, but I have done.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:31 pm
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Choice:

1) Pee in toilet while shower warms up
2) Pee in shower while shower warms up

Number 1 every time.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:33 pm
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ps. what is a "minker"?


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:37 pm
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Some very poor syntax and grammar on the thread, Flashy should use his grammarian guardians more effectively.


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:38 pm
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Yes, in the shower.

Btw I don't have a bath tub.

😆


 
Posted : 20/05/2017 10:42 pm
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Posted : 20/05/2017 11:05 pm
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Ah good this thread again.

Plane sinks?


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 12:12 am
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Yes.

Unless mrs njee20 reads this, when obviously not because that's vile.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 1:45 am
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What's a minker? Pretty much, by definition, someone who pisses in the shower!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minker

😀


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 5:16 am
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When I was a kid and we went on our first camping holiday in France my Mum came back from the campsite bogs all flustered because they were squatters. Thinking that sounded interesting I went for a pee, opened a cubicle door, saw a big white tray with a hole and peed in it. The Frenchman who was shaving at a mirror gave me the oddest look and it wasn't until much later that I realised I had peed in the campsite shower. Been doing it since, but with the water running.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 5:39 am
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Yes.

Unless mrs njee20 reads this, when obviously not because that's vile.

Ffs ive shared a shower with you!*

*not at the same time.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 6:03 am
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However, despite being a bloke, I can truly multitask - I pee in the sink while cleaning my teeth. Saves precious seconds in the morning.

Pfft! That's not multitasking. I brush my teeth in the shower whilst having a pee.


 
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No, read somewhere that it blocks the drainpipes as the ammonia provides nutrients for all sorts of bugs giving them chance to colonise.

lol If only something else was also running down the drainpipe at the same time in much greater quantity that could dilute it and wash it away 🙄 😆


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 8:14 am
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Posted : 21/05/2017 8:16 am
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Hell yes, of course. My wife does too as this very question was asked drunkenly recently.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 8:24 am
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Plane sinks?

Plane flies. Submarine sinks.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 8:49 am
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Yea my mother in law is convinced there's 2 waste water pipes. I just said yes in the end to shut her up.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 8:59 am
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Yup , sitting down obviously .


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 9:02 am
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IT WASN'T A SPOON!

*glee*


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 10:22 am
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Only when I'm on my own 🙂

As for the utilisation of hot and cold flushing urinals - back in the day before en-suite bathrooms were common, few things could be more satisfying than finding your hotel room fitted with one of these!


 
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IT WASN'T A SPOON!

*glee*

Ask Essel what spooning is to the prison population.
Eye opening.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 12:34 pm
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Yes.

.....and in the airforce the single man accommodation came with an ensuite sink/urinal.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 2:31 pm
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Eye opening.

So is peeing in the shower.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 2:46 pm
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Yes, obvs.

But then again when I was into the whole long distance triathlon thing I happily pissed myself on the bike leg (warm piss running down your leg into your shoe and splashing back off your spokes over your calves feels good) so my values might not be that high.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 3:02 pm
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Yes.

Sometimes it feels a bit weird but it's safer sometimes in the morning to pee into the shower than up at 45 deg and hope you get it into the loo.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 3:09 pm
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than up at 45 deg and hope you get it into the loo

PMSL

you mean like a Giraffe having a drink 😉

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Posted : 21/05/2017 3:13 pm
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Yes. The BBC told me to. I do however aim so as not to have to stand in it. Saves water so what's not to like?


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 3:14 pm
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Sometimes it feels a bit weird but it's safer sometimes in the morning to pee into the shower than up at 45 deg and hope you get it into the loo.

That's the counterpoint to Intelligent Design right there, isn't it. It's 7am, you've got a bladder like a watermelon and (for no reason whatsoever) a willy you could cut diamonds with. Sure, someone's obviously thought of that.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 3:22 pm
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Too right, one of life's little pleasures isn't it.


 
Posted : 21/05/2017 4:33 pm
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Yes, because it's either that, or get out of the shower wringing wet to piss in the loo three feet away, try to piss in the loo from three feet away with the seat down, or just piss in the shower with all that water to flush it away.
Really no question, is there.


 
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Yes, but tend to do it whilst still in my wetsuit in communal showers. 😉


 
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IT WASN'T A SPOON!

*glee*

My memory must have been shaped by all the post-thread talk. Had to go back and check:
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/fao-doubters

lol at Brant's wee-recycling shower. Funny how they haven't marketed a water-recycling toilet to match.


 
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