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I’m getting over a bad cold at the moment so coughing up all mannor of nasty stuff.

When I’m not in the office (doing it outdoors) there’s no contest, I spit !

However in the office I feel under pressure to swallow as it wouldn’t be the done thing to spit in to a cup, or worse still in to some tissue or toilet role.

Just isn’t great keeping this badness within! Should I just ignore the sensitivities of colleages and get it out ?


 
Posted : 06/12/2017 12:29 pm
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You need a spittoon.
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Posted : 06/12/2017 12:32 pm
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Either go to the toilet to jettison your surplus matter or (this is the preferred option) go home and not infect everyone else in the office.

I can't abide those who "soldier on regardless" and infect the while ****ing office. Piss off and work from home!


 
Posted : 06/12/2017 12:35 pm
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Change your name to PunkyDunc ..sorted 🙂

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Posted : 06/12/2017 12:36 pm
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You created this post just for the thread title, admit it.

I'd get rid under cover of a nose blow.


 
Posted : 06/12/2017 12:38 pm
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I can't abide those who "soldier on regardless" and infect the while **** office. Piss off and work from home!

+lots.

"I've never had a day off work in twenty years!" - no, but everyone else has because of you, you arse.


 
Posted : 06/12/2017 12:39 pm
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Gargle. The saltier the better.


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 8:07 am
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I can't abide those who "soldier on regardless" and infect the while **** office. Piss off and work from home!
+lots.

"I've never had a day off work in twenty years!" - no, but everyone else has because of you, you arse.

Plus a whole lot more. I’ve got a cold that I’ve passed on to my six week old baby because one of my workmates was soldiering on, the dickhead


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 8:31 am
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Hoik it up to the ceiling if it's as meaty as you suggest it should stick


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 8:51 am
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Blow and sneeze into a large tissue, then put it in a bin, then wash your hands .. you gross individual 🙄


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 8:54 am
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As any pro knows...

Gargle


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 8:58 am
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@FunkDunc

What does your partner prefer ?


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 10:21 am
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Dribble out all over your chest?


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 10:24 am
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I can't abide those who "soldier on regardless" and infect the while **** office. Piss off and work from home!

Statutory sick pay means loosing a money for many. If I am working somewhere with statutory sick pay I am dragging myself in no matter what.


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 11:34 am
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Spit all the time, comfort over social niceties.


 
Posted : 08/12/2017 12:27 pm

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