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Is it an Aussie cricketer?*
If it is, he's lost a lot of weight. And now looks like a right ponce.
And what's that stain on his chest, or should we not ask?
*Can't remember his name, Shane something. Waugh?
Looks like an 80s popster....who seems a bit moist for some reason.
Edit: Oh it's Shane Warne....jeebus.
Is he now half amphibian, so has to be kept wet at all times?
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Why? Has he stolen your virginity?
OMG! What has happened to him. Sliced and polished?
Jesus Christ
Ugly blighter. Lucky, though. Very lucky.
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Well, who is he?
Yep, not only is he dating Liz Hurley, but he's also lost 12kg in 2 months... hmmm... is there a co-relation there? 😕 😆
😯
Blimey!!
He used to be a right fat bastard.
is there a co-relation there?
Yup. It appears Ms Hurley is a succubus.
Can I has prize pliz? Thnx.
No longer getting drugs tested?
Many hours of frantic rumpy pumpy went into that weight loss... I think I might give this diet a go 😀
Many hours of frantic rumpy pumpy went into that weight loss... I think I might give this diet a go
It would give iDave a run for it's money.
Is it Crocodile Dundee?
Ugly blighter. Lucky, though. Very lucky.
Better looking than you, and I'd say it's the crap desperate for work 'actress' in the twilight of her career who's managed to ensnare a bloke what still makes a fair few quid from cricket-related stuff and hair transplant endorsement that's the lucky one...
Liz Hurley has to take her clothes off to make any money, as she has bugger all acting 'talent', let's face it. And now she's 'getting on a bit'* in a ruthless image-obsessed industry, she'll find even that kind of gig dries up rapidly.
*Not meant to be nasty towards women, just pointing out how that industry really works. I mean, she's hardly a Mirren or a Dench, is she now? Not like she can fall back on any real talent.
I think she should re-train as a Customer Service Operative on the Docklands Light Railway. I'm sure her charming manner and clear, intelligible speech would be well suited for such a role.
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That's quite a departure from the rough and ready testosterone charged true blue Aussie we've seen in the past.
I'm sure there's been many occasions when we've all not been caught at are best but that is somewhat bizzare/spooky.
Well I reckon Warne is looking pretty good in comparison to a couple of years back. No doubt la Hurley has been picking his wardrobe, encouraging him to work out and banging him senseless but don't all good girlfriends do that?
Nice bowling shaaaane
why is his chin wet?
bet Liz loves his googly
Bowled a maiden over, etc etc. I'm here all week.
Silly Mid Off!
he's also lost 12kg in 2 months
Can someone tell him the idave diet was only supposed to be for 3 weeks!
I think he looks good BTW 😉
He does look good but as per all plastic surgery his face it all too tight like and far too smooth..
Still, he looks fit as fek IMO, so good on him I say.
Still one of the greatest motivational cricketers to have ever walked on someones crease.
Has Dale winton dyed his hair?
Damn, when I saw the header I thought Cory Doctorow had posted on here about this:
http://m.boingboing.net/2011/08/04/can-you-identify-this-phone-thief.html
Shane looks like he might be more at home living in Miami...
subject reminds me of the best sledging banter
Aussie:
Gatting - Why are you so fat?
response:
Everytime I shagg your missus she gives me a biscuit
Can someone tell him the idave diet was only supposed to be for 3 weeks!
It's not, I suggest people try it for three weeks to see how they get on... but it's supposed to be a permanent change in how you eat.
Anyway, concerning the former cricketist, apart from the shiny skin, good for him. Now that he's stopped playing such a stupid game, he has time to get fit. Obviously being slim and fit wasn't necessary for criketing which speaks volumes for the hideous pastime.
That is scary............looks like he has had work done 😮
Sorry dti wrong cricketers!!
My auntie has those same exact sunglasses. Mind you, she's in her eighties.
Who is it again?
stratobiker - MemberMy auntie has those same exact sunglasses. Mind you, she's in her eighties.
Who is it again?
Best answer so far IMO